What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?
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What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?
I know it's "the thought that counts," but has a Cambodian wife/girlfriend ever given you a gift that made you think "Why the hell would she think I wanted THIS?"
Here's my answer: Selfie stick. She bought me a selfie stick. Then I had to come up with excuses not to take the selfie stick anywhere, excuses other than "I wouldn't be caught dead using a selfie stick."
Here's my answer: Selfie stick. She bought me a selfie stick. Then I had to come up with excuses not to take the selfie stick anywhere, excuses other than "I wouldn't be caught dead using a selfie stick."
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I was given a dose off a bird once... I think that can be considering a shit gift.
Failing that my ex bought me a suit while she was in China once... it was K-Pop style... very, very shiny and clearly for someone 10 years younger than me.
Thankfully it was a smidge too small so it never made it out of the wardrobe....
Failing that my ex bought me a suit while she was in China once... it was K-Pop style... very, very shiny and clearly for someone 10 years younger than me.
Thankfully it was a smidge too small so it never made it out of the wardrobe....
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An ex once gave me the same gift twice in a row. That was another clue I was not her only boyfriend because she confused what she gave to which boyfriend.
Squeaky once gave me a keychain...then I later figured out her moto drop boyfriend was given the same one.
Squeaky once gave me a keychain...then I later figured out her moto drop boyfriend was given the same one.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Unless, I'm guessing here, it's a vibrating one?gavinmac wrote:"I wouldn't be caught dead using a selfie stick."
Not more f'in fruit!!
Nothing strange at all, but I tend to have some input so it's cheating.
In-laws gave me some Buddha-blessed lucky charm for my car. I liked it though.
In-laws gave me some Buddha-blessed lucky charm for my car. I liked it though.
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I was briefly leasing an independent contractor from Rose Bar around the time of my birthday when one day she sweetly inquired as to what I might enjoy for a gift.
Having recently lost a fair number of kilos, I said that a nice shirt and pants wouldn't be out of order.
Day of reckoning arrives and I am presented with a lovely gift wrapped long sleeve, button down, collared shirt and about a half dozen roller-ball pens of varying colour, bunched together and tied with an indigo shaded bow.
Apparently 'pants' and 'pens' have similar acoustical linguistic resonance to the young Khmer ear.
Having recently lost a fair number of kilos, I said that a nice shirt and pants wouldn't be out of order.
Day of reckoning arrives and I am presented with a lovely gift wrapped long sleeve, button down, collared shirt and about a half dozen roller-ball pens of varying colour, bunched together and tied with an indigo shaded bow.
Apparently 'pants' and 'pens' have similar acoustical linguistic resonance to the young Khmer ear.
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gavinmac wrote:I know it's "the thought that counts," but has a Cambodian wife/girlfriend ever given you a gift that made you think "Why the hell would she think I wanted THIS?"
Here's my answer: Selfie stick. She bought me a selfie stick. Then I had to come up with excuses not to take the selfie stick anywhere, excuses other than "I wouldn't be caught dead using a selfie stick."
it is obvious WHY she bought it for you. It is also obvious why she bought it for you when you wouldn't be seen dead with one.... she DOESN'T KNOW YOU. You'll probably marry her anyway though. It's safe.
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An arm full of "Plychook" when returning from the province.
I like them actually, it was just the huge quantity that was unusual.
I like them actually, it was just the huge quantity that was unusual.
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Ignoring the many fashion related gift blunders.
I have been bought ashtrays on two separate occasions. I have never smoked. I've also received many gifts of heavy wooden ornaments which are not cheap - nearly feel bad recycling these gifts.
Have also had a cheeky bitch buy toothpaste and shampoo. I hoped these were just functional gifts rather than a hint.
I have been bought ashtrays on two separate occasions. I have never smoked. I've also received many gifts of heavy wooden ornaments which are not cheap - nearly feel bad recycling these gifts.
Have also had a cheeky bitch buy toothpaste and shampoo. I hoped these were just functional gifts rather than a hint.
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That's pretty good.Khmerhamster wrote: I have been bought ashtrays on two separate occasions. I have never smoked.
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DanCooper wrote:I was briefly leasing an independent contractor from Rose Bar around the time of my birthday when one day she sweetly inquired as to what I might enjoy for a gift.
Having recently lost a fair number of kilos, I said that a nice shirt and pants wouldn't be out of order.
Day of reckoning arrives and I am presented with a lovely gift wrapped long sleeve, button down, collared shirt and about a half dozen roller-ball pens of varying colour, bunched together and tied with an indigo shaded bow.
Apparently 'pants' and 'pens' have similar acoustical linguistic resonance to the young Khmer ear.
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But to a Khmer girl, if you don’t take your selfie stick out to your birthday party, she'll have no idea how to celebrate it.
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
Maybe you just didn't get the message: she was trying to spice things up....RainMan wrote:Gift wrapped Kampot pepper, not the worst, but slightly strange.
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