What's the worst or strangest gift a Cambodian woman has ever given you?
You're Khmer missus didn't know what a krama was, or was your pronunciation just really bad? ... I hope you've stopped wearing it around town
I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
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A Khmer not knowing what a krama is is about as likely as a Moldovan not knowing what a shell-suit is.
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Maybe you will spot me sometime haha.PSD_Kiwi wrote:You're Khmer missus didn't know what a krama was, or was your pronunciation just really bad? ... I hope you've stopped wearing it around town
The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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You could've just said... 'I got $11.'Playdoh wrote:30$ cash of this Ice Smoking Youn Girl I was seeing in SHV.
She had just robbed this old geezer of a boyfriend that she had cuz "she was going to go to Phnom Penh".... Then continued on that she couldnt take the bus that day cus "maybe police wait me bus station!! "
I was like thanks emm okey hmmm... then she said " I dont think you want me stay your room" and she checked into her own room in my hotel.
2-3 hour or so later she came screaming and kicking on my door wanting to have the money back,I had just 19$ left , she accepted this and went away.
Funny story
Never mind.
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Nothing to be sneezed at, it was the thought that counts.Jaap wrote:Maybe you just didn't get the message: she was trying to spice things up....RainMan wrote:Gift wrapped Kampot pepper, not the worst, but slightly strange.
Never mind.
Can't think of anything from my wife; she has impeccable taste, of course.
But I have a cupboard full of gifts from students from my teaching days. I have enough ties to open a small shop. Even some with matching cufflinks.
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But I have a cupboard full of gifts from students from my teaching days. I have enough ties to open a small shop. Even some with matching cufflinks.
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TheGrimReaper wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:45 pmSlavedog, you do not belong on this forum as you talk too much sense.
A professional photograph of herself in the best attire.
Still have it.
Still have it.
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i fucking hate that stuff, triggers off Tryphobia ever since i saw this image on facebook...Mèo Đen wrote:An arm full of "Plychook" when returning from the province.
I like them actually, it was just the huge quantity that was unusual.
where someone had photoshopped it onto a nipple *cringe*
theres also this one...
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an ex gf a few years ago gave me a picture of a baby she claimed to be mine... it was a picture of her brothers baby that i had seen about a year before stuck on her apartment wall LOL brilliant...
some young girl that was obsessed with me/stalked me for a while, used to post me pictures under my door of her self, knock, then run away, she also used to draw love hearts around my door, knock, then run away,
i remember one morning actually i had gone out the night before and got trashed, and when i woke up i could hear someone in my apartment, i looked over and it was that girl, she had let herself in and completely tidied my whole messy apartment up from head to toe, folded all my clothes etc. it must of took her hours while i was passed out, i must have left my door unlocked when i came home or something, i kicked her out as i was pretty freaked out, but felt a little guilty as she had done a great job cleaning lol
earlier this year, my Khmer land lady came round and gave me a dog as a pet, not too long after the Khmer girl who moved in next door gave me a pet chicken...
i think its because they felt sorry for me that i didnt have a GF hahaha
some young girl that was obsessed with me/stalked me for a while, used to post me pictures under my door of her self, knock, then run away, she also used to draw love hearts around my door, knock, then run away,
i remember one morning actually i had gone out the night before and got trashed, and when i woke up i could hear someone in my apartment, i looked over and it was that girl, she had let herself in and completely tidied my whole messy apartment up from head to toe, folded all my clothes etc. it must of took her hours while i was passed out, i must have left my door unlocked when i came home or something, i kicked her out as i was pretty freaked out, but felt a little guilty as she had done a great job cleaning lol
earlier this year, my Khmer land lady came round and gave me a dog as a pet, not too long after the Khmer girl who moved in next door gave me a pet chicken...
i think its because they felt sorry for me that i didnt have a GF hahaha
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Haha.Jamie_Lambo wrote: i remember one morning actually i had gone out the night before and got trashed, and when i woke up i could hear someone in my apartment, i looked over and it was that girl, she had let herself in and completely tidied my whole messy apartment up from head to toe, folded all my clothes etc. it must of took her hours while i was passed out, i must have left my door unlocked when i came home or something, i kicked her out as i was pretty freaked out, but felt a little guilty as she had done a great job cleaning lol
Frigging mentalist. Would maybe have been ok if she had made you tea and toast for you waking up.
Nothing was nicked?
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Nope. She got me a gold necklace with a Buddha pendant on it. The unusual part is that I need to put Buddha in my mouth before going to the toilet, and can only take it out after I leave. Already got a bad case of Buddha mouth now. Not sure how long I can keep it up.gavinmac wrote:How long will it be before newkidontheblock posts:
"For my birthday my missus gave me a jar containing the urine sample of a tuberculosis-afflicted motodop. And I fell in love with her even more."
But it was an expensive gift and she took it straight from her food money. Pretty big sacrifice from her.
Don't worry, be happy.
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surprisingly not,Khmerhamster wrote:Haha.Jamie_Lambo wrote: i remember one morning actually i had gone out the night before and got trashed, and when i woke up i could hear someone in my apartment, i looked over and it was that girl, she had let herself in and completely tidied my whole messy apartment up from head to toe, folded all my clothes etc. it must of took her hours while i was passed out, i must have left my door unlocked when i came home or something, i kicked her out as i was pretty freaked out, but felt a little guilty as she had done a great job cleaning lol
Frigging mentalist. Would maybe have been ok if she had made you tea and toast for you waking up.
Nothing was nicked?
it all started when my mate called me up saying he was with some girl that i liked was out and he had been telling her that i loved her or something and that i should come out,
so i met him in a bar up victory hill but was confused as i couldnt see this bird, he then pointed her out, but it wasnt even the girl and the drunk fuck and been telling some random girl who id never seen before that i loved her,
she then went on to stalk me
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