Its ok to be gay brah, why be mad about it. Man, the Brokeback Mountain dudes werent even shy about it why should you.DetroitMuscle wrote:phat kunthea wrote:DetroitMuscle does it all the time at the Koh kong border, it worked for him...with unlimited 2 weeks valid visa free.Alexandra wrote: Bend over and take it like a man.
Your obsession with me the past week is odd. If you are feeling some pent up aggression, Flying Chicken, don't go beating the shit out of your wife again buddy. Poor lady. She still with you? Shame, if so.
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EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO HIS MAJESTIES phat kunthea™
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take it outside, both of you.phat kunthea wrote:Its ok to be gay brah, why be mad about it. Man, the Brokeback Mountain dudes werent even shy about it why should you.DetroitMuscle wrote:phat kunthea wrote:DetroitMuscle does it all the time at the Koh kong border, it worked for him...with unlimited 2 weeks valid visa free.Alexandra wrote: Bend over and take it like a man.
Your obsession with me the past week is odd. If you are feeling some pent up aggression, Flying Chicken, don't go beating the shit out of your wife again buddy. Poor lady. She still with you? Shame, if so.
The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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Can I ask where you were redirected to a secondary inspection? So far, I have been redirected 50% of the time. Perhaps that will slow down after they see me more regularly I'm not sure. They do really want to look at any electronics, which includes photographs. I find it best and quicker to have none. When they show surprise and ask about it, i.e. "no electronics or photographs?" I remind "well, you don't seem to like those things" Immigration is largely brainwashed about sex tourism I think, so if you are a middle aged white single man traveling to South East Asia, we are profiled.Don-Pierre de Plume wrote:Funny that... I did just that on return from my first visit to GF, and as it happened was picked out for a search.PorkPiePorn wrote:Is this 'orange is the new black' style ... well worn panties?whiskyfrommekong wrote:womens underwear.
fill a big suitcase full and sneak it through customs.
if you get searched your gonna have some explaining to why you 500 pink womens panties in your bag.
I thought of bringing a pair of m'lady's panties home with me on one trip, but I thought they might wonder why I have children's undies in my suitcase, as if its not bad enough I am coming home alone, single male traveller from SEA.
(shes just so small, and they tend to wear stuff like hello kitty and such that kids would wear here, so no, shes not a child, haha, just they might think so)
Must have been my guilty look on my face... and first out past immigration. That was 6 years ago.
They did take a look at the photos in my camera but was free to go after being reprimanded for highlighting some dates in my passport.
Was thinking about telling the bitch she has no jurisdiction over my (foreign) passport but thought better of it.
When they ask "Why Cambodia" I simply smile and say, "Exactly! Why Cambodia" and "Have you ever been? I'ts amazing" One lady tried to ask me about my girlfriend, and if I had any photos of her. I said that if they really required information about my GF, they could submit a request through my lawyer. They got the point. I thought it might be funny to strategically place some interesting photos or messages on my phone, stuff that could cumulatively say "Fuck you" without actually using those words.
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Reminds me of that cat here who offered a special on FREE tea: 10% off .phat kunthea wrote:DetroitMuscle does it all the time at the Koh kong border, it worked for him...with unlimited 2 weeks valid visa free.Alexandra wrote: Bend over and take it like a man.
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Miss Bless, I was discussing my Passport, not Australia. And FYI: There are no rules that I can't highlight a date in it.Alexandra wrote:Australia is their property and if you wish to visit you follow the rules of Australia. If you can't then don't go there.
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Most staff in that department are oppressive arseholes and bitches (or they wouldn't take such job).
NOTE my spelling of Arseholes
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That was Melbourne, but the worse occasion was in Sydney very long time ago when I was still green. Carried a large suitcase stuffed with canned meat and fags for relatives of a Pinay I was dating. I did notice the rather large quantity of fags so I declared it (which turned out to be my saviour). Three hours of grilling, and they read every letter and note inside that case. The waiting relatives were a bit disappointed while clocking up a rather high parking fee.PorkPiePorn wrote: Can I ask where you were redirected to a secondary inspection? So far, I have been redirected 50% of the time. Perhaps that will slow down after they see me more regularly I'm not sure. They do really want to look at any electronics, which includes photographs. I find it best and quicker to have none. When they show surprise and ask about it, i.e. "no electronics or photographs?" I remind "well, you don't seem to like those things" Immigration is largely brainwashed about sex tourism I think, so if you are a middle aged white single man traveling to South East Asia, we are profiled.
When they ask "Why Cambodia" I simply smile and say, "Exactly! Why Cambodia" and "Have you ever been? I'ts amazing" One lady tried to ask me about my girlfriend, and if I had any photos of her. I said that if they really required information about my GF, they could submit a request through my lawyer. They got the point. I thought it might be funny to strategically place some interesting photos or messages on my phone, stuff that could cumulatively say "Fuck you" without actually using those words.
Other than that I usually travel very light with just a briefcase for the laptop and some documents.
But in the case of Jetstar I like to carry on double the allowable weight limit just to spite them for being such arrogant people with no customer service.
Agreed, sometimes you have to put those people back into their place, if a smile doesn't work.
50% of the time is awfully high... do you look scary?
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Cambodia to Australia: ViagraPorkPiePorn wrote:What can you bring from your home countries and sell at a profit, and what can you bring from Cambodia to do the same?
Anyone have any success with this?
If you have some (or many) mates who want to keep it up longer, you can buy Australian branded stuff in PP for peanuts.
The mark-up is embarrassingly high (don't tell your mates what you paid for them). If you get searched you can tell they are all for your own use.
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There are other non brand names that (apparently) work quite well, like Ziagara. But, how in the hell could you market that at home, and still, any sufficient quantity would not get through. (btw, lots of young men use this shit recreationally)Don-Pierre de Plume wrote:Cambodia to Australia: ViagraPorkPiePorn wrote:What can you bring from your home countries and sell at a profit, and what can you bring from Cambodia to do the same?
Anyone have any success with this?
If you have some (or many) mates who want to keep it up longer, you can buy Australian branded stuff in PP for peanuts.
The mark-up is embarrassingly high (don't tell your mates what you paid for them). If you get searched you can tell they are all for your own use.
The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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That's a dangerous strategy. Numerous people have been busted doing just that. Customs around the world have limits to how much of any drug you are allowed for personal use.
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Really a shame that theres no real fast and true answer to this question. Wouldn't it be marvelous if we could actually make money on each trip. Even if it was enough to pay the flights. I wondered before if buying up otherwise good phones with say cracked screens, if they could be repaired cheaply and re-sold at a profit. I have seen some guy bringing in meat and pre-selling it before, I think from Aus. Now I hear cheese. I think the hair idea is not bad. Not sure how to sell it at home, but if you could hook into a broker, I think you could get good margins, like 3-4 times your money. They want virgin hair, and I think that young village girls would have quite fantastic hair, untouched by chemicals or appliances. Not sure how that would look at customs or how/what you would have to declare it.
Perhaps a t-shirt brand of your own, making up some custom designs, bringing them back to the west and either selling yourself on e-bay or having someone else handle that might work well. I have also thought about that. There again, I do not know how you declare that so as to not get into trouble.
Perhaps a t-shirt brand of your own, making up some custom designs, bringing them back to the west and either selling yourself on e-bay or having someone else handle that might work well. I have also thought about that. There again, I do not know how you declare that so as to not get into trouble.
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I regularly send 20-30 real cotton Kramah of various colorist and sizes back home to my brother which he sells online via eBay. The cost is a few bucks each here for the good ones and he sells for three or four times the cost to hipsters in the west. He even orders specific colors. The large red and blue ones are the most popular and have the highest markup.
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Its great if you have a capable partner at home to sell for you. Question though. If you are buying Krama's for a couple of dollars ... so whats that, $3-4? If you are quadrupling your money on 30 krama's @ $4 cost, then you are making about $360 dollars. Less your shipping. Does that sound about right?This Charming Man wrote:I regularly send 20-30 real cotton Kramah of various colorist and sizes back home to my brother which he sells online via eBay. The cost is a few bucks each here for the good ones and he sells for three or four times the cost to hipsters in the west. He even orders specific colors. The large red and blue ones are the most popular and have the highest markup.
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I'm not sure of the specifics mate. I just do it to help him out making extra pocket money. He sends a ton to me now and again and i buy what I can and ship them over to him. Your figures sound about right. I don't make anything from it.
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