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Have you just outed the third man?pedros wrote:Everyone's a winner here...
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
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Outed him ?Garry Crabtree wrote:Have you just outed the third man?pedros wrote:Everyone's a winner here...
He just posted a triptych of him !
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
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Its the only threesome he's likely to get.Playboy wrote:Outed him ?Garry Crabtree wrote:Have you just outed the third man?pedros wrote:Everyone's a winner here...
He just posted a triptych of him !
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
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Well, I'll give you an example, luv.Joon wrote:What's the "Biggest and best owning" category for?
My submission for this category was the exchange betwixt you and Eric the King, wherein he absolutely manhandled and excoriated you into utter oblivion regarding your lack of prowess in the execution and interpretation of the English written word.
In other words, you were owned.
Savvy?
LexusSchmexus wrote: I've never had much trouble getting a girl do to stuff like that, facials etc.
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English isn't Joon's native language, and while she may not have native level fluency, she speaks and writes it rather well for a French-Cambodian person. Do you really get pleasure from seeing non-native English speakers "manhandled and excoriated into utter oblivion" for having imperfect English?eddie blake wrote:Well, I'll give you an example, luv.Joon wrote:What's the "Biggest and best owning" category for?
My submission for this category was the exchange betwixt you and Eric the King, wherein he absolutely manhandled and excoriated you into utter oblivion regarding your lack of prowess in the execution and interpretation of the English written word.
In other words, you were owned.
Savvy?
I guess when you're a 50+ year old native speaker of English and the only marketable skill you have is your English fluency, then you cling to that as tightly as you can.
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You mean this exchange?eddie blake wrote:Well, I'll give you an example, luv.Joon wrote:What's the "Biggest and best owning" category for?
My submission for this category was the exchange betwixt you and Eric the King, wherein he absolutely manhandled and excoriated you into utter oblivion regarding your lack of prowess in the execution and interpretation of the English written word.
In other words, you were owned.
Savvy?
http://www.khmer440.com/chat_forum/view ... 84#p833635
You have a warped perception of reality, Gib-gib.
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Not to worry my lovely young fawn.
We'll hash it out over a plate of divine eggs Florentine and free flow mimosas tomorrow at Khema at 08:30.
I've just the table in mind. We'll be able to feel each others breath on our faces. Arms intertwined at the elbow as we feed one another dollops of frothy egg white tinged with succulent runny golden yolk.
You'll coyly dab a tittle of spinach from the corner of my mouth whilst I gaze at your lips, sheened with a slight daub of extra virgin olive oil, left over from our sexually charged brunch excursion.
We'll hash it out over a plate of divine eggs Florentine and free flow mimosas tomorrow at Khema at 08:30.
I've just the table in mind. We'll be able to feel each others breath on our faces. Arms intertwined at the elbow as we feed one another dollops of frothy egg white tinged with succulent runny golden yolk.
You'll coyly dab a tittle of spinach from the corner of my mouth whilst I gaze at your lips, sheened with a slight daub of extra virgin olive oil, left over from our sexually charged brunch excursion.
LexusSchmexus wrote: I've never had much trouble getting a girl do to stuff like that, facials etc.
I'll get the deep purple dress with plunging cleavage and the tote bag of fun in that case.eddie blake wrote:Not to worry my lovely young fawn.
We'll hash it out over a plate of divine eggs Florentine and free flow mimosas tomorrow at Khema at 08:30.
I've just the table in mind. We'll be able to feel each others breath on our faces. Arms intertwined at the elbow as we feed one another dollops of frothy egg white tinged with succulent runny golden yolk.
You'll coyly dab a tittle of spinach from the corner of my mouth whilst I gaze at your lips, sheened with a slight daub of extra virgin olive oil, left over from our sexually charged brunch excursion.
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oh, and gav, you need to settle down. Lest I unclasp the leather wrapped chain and ball-gag, releasing Chuangt2u from his gimp suit so that he may have his way with you.
You think with my encyclopedic knowledge of this site and its miscreant members, I didn't know full well that joon isn't a native Engl.. blah blah....French/Cambodi...blah blah when I made my rollicking jab?
Anyway, I say good on her for being brave enough to get into a semantic argument with a haughty, lettered tefl-jobber.
You think with my encyclopedic knowledge of this site and its miscreant members, I didn't know full well that joon isn't a native Engl.. blah blah....French/Cambodi...blah blah when I made my rollicking jab?
Anyway, I say good on her for being brave enough to get into a semantic argument with a haughty, lettered tefl-jobber.
LexusSchmexus wrote: I've never had much trouble getting a girl do to stuff like that, facials etc.
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Ok, i procrastinated on this as long as i could. Here you are, make of it what you will xxxx
Funniest - Gary Crabtree
Coolest - Felgerkarb & Playboy
Most Interesting - Gavinmac
Most Intelligent - Gavinmac
Best Contribuitor - Gavinmac
Top Bloke - Detroit Muscle & Playboy
Stupidest - Phat Kunthea
Most Annoying - Phat Kunthea
Worst Thread Maker - Whiskeymekong/bkktrapper/Tristan
Should Be Banned - Scobienz
Best Poster - Gavinmac
Worst Poster - Violet
Needs to be a Mod - Violet
Thread of the Year - Anne Snow Meltdown
The Keyser Soze sock puppet of the year award/Most prolific troll - Porkpieporn
Poster who should take a break from 440 - Violet
Poster you’d most like to meet - Joon
Poster who needs to come back - Vlad
Biggest and best owning - Anne Snow schooling DetroitMuscle back to his mother's torn vagina
Biggest hipster twat - Chuck Wow & Playboy
Most likely to be a closet hipster - Petrol Head
Best Username - Hot Pink Urinal Mint
Most Butal - Lucky Lucan & Gavinmac
Most Enviable Lifestyle - Hanno
Worst Awards - 440Awards
Most likely to end up deported - Gary.H & Whiskeymekong/bkktrapper/Tristan
Most Likely to be Slain by Felgerkarb - Felgerkarb (self inflicted)
Best Tits - Joon
Peace
Funniest - Gary Crabtree
Coolest - Felgerkarb & Playboy
Most Interesting - Gavinmac
Most Intelligent - Gavinmac
Best Contribuitor - Gavinmac
Top Bloke - Detroit Muscle & Playboy
Stupidest - Phat Kunthea
Most Annoying - Phat Kunthea
Worst Thread Maker - Whiskeymekong/bkktrapper/Tristan
Should Be Banned - Scobienz
Best Poster - Gavinmac
Worst Poster - Violet
Needs to be a Mod - Violet
Thread of the Year - Anne Snow Meltdown
The Keyser Soze sock puppet of the year award/Most prolific troll - Porkpieporn
Poster who should take a break from 440 - Violet
Poster you’d most like to meet - Joon
Poster who needs to come back - Vlad
Biggest and best owning - Anne Snow schooling DetroitMuscle back to his mother's torn vagina
Biggest hipster twat - Chuck Wow & Playboy
Most likely to be a closet hipster - Petrol Head
Best Username - Hot Pink Urinal Mint
Most Butal - Lucky Lucan & Gavinmac
Most Enviable Lifestyle - Hanno
Worst Awards - 440Awards
Most likely to end up deported - Gary.H & Whiskeymekong/bkktrapper/Tristan
Most Likely to be Slain by Felgerkarb - Felgerkarb (self inflicted)
Best Tits - Joon
Peace
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You have such a hardon for me, baby.
I was going through some bookmarks and saw it labeled, counted it, and left it here.
Fuck you very much
I was going through some bookmarks and saw it labeled, counted it, and left it here.
Fuck you very much
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did you all just sit round a table tonight to write those, considering ann snow wasn't around until a month ago
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