The Scandal of the missing Union Jack

Bosco · Post by **Bosco** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:38 am

RobW wrote:
Playboy wrote:Plus, as I recall, Belgium surrendered to Germany after only 18 days.

After which the Belgian government fled to beg for houses and food in London
Were they let in and was Jimmy Savile descended from them?

Ahhh Sir Jimmy Saville - the Best of British

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Harold · Post by **Harold** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:09 am

Pu Li wrote:We might be a weak, small island in the middle of nowhere but we were never stupid enough to elect Trump.

Also we're quite good at enunciating the letter ''r' and therefore we don't use the noun for a cross between a horse and a donkey to describe our nether regions.

Fucking colonials, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

But stupid enough to vote for #Brexit and undo the progress towards unity in Europe that took a good chunk of the 20th century and untold millions of lives to accomplish.

Stramash · Post by **Stramash** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:47 am

Playboy wrote:Plus, as I recall, Belgium surrendered to Germany after only 18 days.

After which the Belgian government fled to beg for houses and food in London

To be fair, Belgium was only invented so other European nations had a venue for their battles.

Stramash · Post by **Stramash** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 9:50 am

Playboy wrote:I am giving serious thought to banning the pair of you for a week.

Was that version of the butcher's apron painted by a five year old?

mookuy · Post by **mookuy** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:32 pm

Pu Li wrote:... we don't use the noun for a cross between a horse and a donkey to describe our nether regions.

An ass IS a donkey. You're thinking of a mule (or maybe a hinny).

newkidontheblock · Post by **newkidontheblock** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:55 pm

Harold wrote:But stupid enough to vote for #Brexit and undo the progress towards unity in Europe that took a good chunk of the 20th century and untold millions of lives to accomplish.

Unity costing untold millions of lives? Isn't that what Napoleon and Hitler trying to achieve? And weren't the Brits one of the few left to oppose them? Bravo for that tiny island.

RobW · Post by **RobW** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:50 pm

newkidontheblock wrote:
Harold wrote:But stupid enough to vote for #Brexit and undo the progress towards unity in Europe that took a good chunk of the 20th century and untold millions of lives to accomplish.
Unity costing untold millions of lives? Isn't that what Napoleon and Hitler trying to achieve? And weren't the Brits one of the few left to oppose them? Bravo for that tiny island.

Watch out for 'em, chap.
Polymorphous perverts the lot and can get quite saucy around young nurses.