Fight much?
- batshitcrazyweirdo
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What???????????
I’m not allowed to post in Cambodia Speakhard. They will delete it.
To be honest, after being an excon for so fucking long, security guard, personal bodyguard, bouncer and such, you learn certain thangs. I worked with dogs and different composed security plans fer rich peoplz.
I also know how to fuck a mf up quick. Just like dat. Poor me. Londo didn’t give me a category, so I can’t vote.
But I’m just a pussy at heart. Sure am. But hurt me, trick me, or try to fuck me … and you have my blessings, my son. In the name of the Son, The Father, and the Holy Ghost. Bet I scare you worse than that!
Truth of the matter is ... to avoid the fight in the first place. Make it dissipate and then just make everyone happy. That is the way to win a fight ... with no fight at all.
Morons.
I’m not allowed to post in Cambodia Speakhard. They will delete it.
To be honest, after being an excon for so fucking long, security guard, personal bodyguard, bouncer and such, you learn certain thangs. I worked with dogs and different composed security plans fer rich peoplz.
I also know how to fuck a mf up quick. Just like dat. Poor me. Londo didn’t give me a category, so I can’t vote.
But I’m just a pussy at heart. Sure am. But hurt me, trick me, or try to fuck me … and you have my blessings, my son. In the name of the Son, The Father, and the Holy Ghost. Bet I scare you worse than that!
Truth of the matter is ... to avoid the fight in the first place. Make it dissipate and then just make everyone happy. That is the way to win a fight ... with no fight at all.
Morons.
I love bitches n gonna fuck Texas and the USA+ right up their god damn ass! Hallelujah!
A fair few.
Plethora of reasons, mostly dumb. Mainly minor and brief.
Nearly all with other drunk westerners. Though one Khmer preppie/methhead who was paying zero attention to the road/ track and drove his moped straight into my bike fucking up my front wheel. Was just plain instinct against my better judgement I decked him... And was quickly fighting several of course, was lucky to get away with just one rock to the back of the head and a few other minor blows. Think we all decided dispersing was the best bet.
Oh and mentioning that reminded me of another time I was set up to be mugged. Thought I would try and fight my way out of it as there were only three. Threw a couple of shots, maybe only one. Next thing I know I have 3 khmais standing in front of me with bamboo baseball bats. Ahh I thought, and just put my hands up and let them take what I had, which was a small bag of shit green and a few bucks. They were top blokes though as they politely handed my keys back to me.
S'ville is worse than PP for sure, something about the beach life. But both were fuck all compared to my days working/running bars on Tenerife.
Plethora of reasons, mostly dumb. Mainly minor and brief.
Nearly all with other drunk westerners. Though one Khmer preppie/methhead who was paying zero attention to the road/ track and drove his moped straight into my bike fucking up my front wheel. Was just plain instinct against my better judgement I decked him... And was quickly fighting several of course, was lucky to get away with just one rock to the back of the head and a few other minor blows. Think we all decided dispersing was the best bet.
Oh and mentioning that reminded me of another time I was set up to be mugged. Thought I would try and fight my way out of it as there were only three. Threw a couple of shots, maybe only one. Next thing I know I have 3 khmais standing in front of me with bamboo baseball bats. Ahh I thought, and just put my hands up and let them take what I had, which was a small bag of shit green and a few bucks. They were top blokes though as they politely handed my keys back to me.
S'ville is worse than PP for sure, something about the beach life. But both were fuck all compared to my days working/running bars on Tenerife.
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Too old now and want to enjoy retirement, in the old days it was a 'fair' knuckle and even had a few beers afterwards, times have changed with hyper drugs/weapons whatever.
The last time I got knocked out was a slippery tiled floor. Prick.
The last time I got knocked out was a slippery tiled floor. Prick.
Never mind
No fighting. I have been around 1 or 2 here, and it was an embarrassment even though I was not directly involved.
I don't anger easily, unless it is being defensive for the wife or child. I would imagine that has gotten a few of you into fights, someone disrespecting the missus.
Younger, I only had a couple. Neighborhood bully I overpowered and put him inside a trash bin. And choked someone but they apologized mid-choke and I stopped rather quickly. That's all.
I don't anger easily, unless it is being defensive for the wife or child. I would imagine that has gotten a few of you into fights, someone disrespecting the missus.
Younger, I only had a couple. Neighborhood bully I overpowered and put him inside a trash bin. And choked someone but they apologized mid-choke and I stopped rather quickly. That's all.
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach English."
Credit Jacked Camry & LTO
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As it stands almost sixty percent of voters avoid violence, which is pleasing if not a little surprising. I'd imagined more would enjoy a bit of Barney Rubble.
"That was probably Londo...He is always shitty." - Marvin
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I've been in a load of fights with my girlfriend. I often tap out if she pulls my hair or twists my nipples, but she always gives in if i stick my sweat soaked armpit hair in her face. Works like a charm. My favorite submission.
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
Dd your grandma ever forgive you for that?GMJS-440 wrote:And choked someone but they apologized mid-choke and I stopped rather quickly. That's all.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
Considering I was giving grandpa the sleeper hold, Grandmother was quite pleased.
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach English."
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I ko'd my brother in law a couple of years back (after he ruined the wife's birthday) and smacked down a fat aussie in battambang on 'straya day 2013.
Apart from that no. Although telesales did once threaten for find me for a toe-to-toe.
Apart from that no. Although telesales did once threaten for find me for a toe-to-toe.
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boxing in the bed
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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In my first year here I ko'd two people during a single football match. The first one was purely accidental, maybe a bit careless on my part and I felt bad. The second one, was less accidental - didn't intend to knock him out, just to let him know that I didn't approve of his style. Felt no remorse for that one. The first one Khmer, the second one African. Had friends of his waiting for me at the end of the match - but he actually diffused the whole situation. Still see him around from time to time, pleasant guy off the football pitch... a bit like me.
I saw one in Pattaya on my first trip to SEA.
Big German guy. Drunk, and about a half dozen girls around him downing lady drinks.
Little Thai male walks in hawking fake watches. German was rude and abusive, and the little guy lost face and walks out.
The girls swiftly leave the German guy's side.
About two minutes later, the little guy comes back with about six other Thai males. German is quickly knocked to the floor and kicked until unconscious with blood coming out of his ears. They all laugh and walk out.
He might have expired, I didn't stick around to find out.
I tell my little sweety, check bin.
I was shocked and petrified, never seen anything like it even in a movie.
Lesson learned: Always be polite, and avoid Thai males. They're pack animals.
Big German guy. Drunk, and about a half dozen girls around him downing lady drinks.
Little Thai male walks in hawking fake watches. German was rude and abusive, and the little guy lost face and walks out.
The girls swiftly leave the German guy's side.
About two minutes later, the little guy comes back with about six other Thai males. German is quickly knocked to the floor and kicked until unconscious with blood coming out of his ears. They all laugh and walk out.
He might have expired, I didn't stick around to find out.
I tell my little sweety, check bin.
I was shocked and petrified, never seen anything like it even in a movie.
Lesson learned: Always be polite, and avoid Thai males. They're pack animals.
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As I always say, even an elephant can be brought down by a pack of Chihuahuas.David L wrote:I saw one in Pattaya on my first trip to SEA.
Big German guy. Drunk, and about a half dozen girls around him downing lady drinks.
Little Thai male walks in hawking fake watches. German was rude and abusive, and the little guy lost face and walks out.
The girls swiftly leave the German guy's side.
About two minutes later, the little guy comes back with about six other Thai males. German is quickly knocked to the floor and kicked until unconscious with blood coming out of his ears. They all laugh and walk out.
He might have expired, I didn't stick around to find out.
I tell my little sweety, check bin.
I was shocked and petrified, never seen anything like it even in a movie.
Lesson learned: Always be polite, and avoid Thai males. They're pack animals.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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haha you sure?Felgerkarb wrote:As I always say, even an elephant can be brought down by a pack of Chihuahuas.David L wrote:I saw one in Pattaya on my first trip to SEA.
Big German guy. Drunk, and about a half dozen girls around him downing lady drinks.
Little Thai male walks in hawking fake watches. German was rude and abusive, and the little guy lost face and walks out.
The girls swiftly leave the German guy's side.
About two minutes later, the little guy comes back with about six other Thai males. German is quickly knocked to the floor and kicked until unconscious with blood coming out of his ears. They all laugh and walk out.
He might have expired, I didn't stick around to find out.
I tell my little sweety, check bin.
I was shocked and petrified, never seen anything like it even in a movie.
Lesson learned: Always be polite, and avoid Thai males. They're pack animals.
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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