I thought it was going into the "NKOTB takes the piss" thread.Gin&Tonic wrote:This should be merged with the "I married a Sophie's girl" thread
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How many is too many?
Four is too many at one time, they end up just talking together and crowding up all the bed space.
Two is optimal, as long as they are small and you booked a room with a king sized bed.
One is fine nowadays, as long if she leaves when I am finished. I prefer to live alone.
EDIT: Damn, I didn't read the start of the thread. Way off topic, sorry...
Two is optimal, as long as they are small and you booked a room with a king sized bed.
One is fine nowadays, as long if she leaves when I am finished. I prefer to live alone.
EDIT: Damn, I didn't read the start of the thread. Way off topic, sorry...
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If you don't know where you're going, any road takes you there.
NKOTB, let me get this straight... She tries to gain value by organizing all kind of 'help the poor' activities, while you devalue yourself by telling her about your bedroom adventures with hookers in Cambodia. You two seem to come from another planet. You really thought your honesty would be appreciated?
Advise: before spending (or trying to) the rest of your life with a Cambodian girl get to know a little bit more about Khmer culture. Your assumption prostitution is accepted by Cambodian girls because it's so prevalent is wrong.
Advise: before spending (or trying to) the rest of your life with a Cambodian girl get to know a little bit more about Khmer culture. Your assumption prostitution is accepted by Cambodian girls because it's so prevalent is wrong.
Sounds like NKOTBs only prior sexual experience has being with hookers...and now he has finally landed a girl who isn't a hooker and he risks losing her by telling her about it as if it's no big deal
I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
NKOTB, one addition that will clear it all up for you. Look for the Cambodian word for 'taxi girl' or 'hooker' (well, actually it's two Cambodian words making the word) and than translate it literally. The translation says it all.
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Thank goodness NKOTB is still young... some people just take a little longer than others.PSD_Kiwi wrote:Sounds like NKOTBs only prior sexual experience has being with hookers...and now he has finally landed a girl who isn't a hooker and he risks losing her by telling her about it as if it's no big deal
இ லொவெ ம்ய் டௌக்ஹ்டெர்ஸ் மொரெ தன் அன்ய்தின்க் இன் தெ வொர்ல்ட்
Paraphrasing Aeschylus. He needs to realise in Cambodia, truth is often the first casualty in a relationship, and dealing with taxi girls, doubly so.
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Everything is relative.gavinmac wrote:Young? He's about 50.
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Is this guy at all like his online persona in real life? Apparently he paid for a little k440 powwow of some sort at Garage a while back and I dont believe its ever been spoken of since?
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Good advice. Except she wants to know everything. Her basic premise is that all men lie. And foreigner men lie about everything all the time. Even if it causes great pain, she wants to know. If I don't say, it's worse than a lie. Go figure.gavinmac wrote:There's a reason why sane people don't talk to their wives/girlfriends about having sex with whores.
Anyways, to me, it doesn't really matter how many a girl has had in the past - 0 or thousands, no difference. The past is the past. The present and the future are what's important to me.
Don't worry, be happy.
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She may want to know, but she doesn't need to know.newkidontheblock wrote: Good advice. Except she wants to know everything. Her basic premise is that all men lie. And foreigner men lie about everything all the time. Even if it causes great pain, she wants to know. If I don't say, it's worse than a lie. Go figure.
Her: "What other women have you slept with?"
You: "Don't worry about it."
Done.
I would never demand that a woman tell me who else she has slept with or how many. It's not a polite question. And what if it turns out she's been with Ricecakes or Playboy or GONK? I'd have to break up with her on the spot.
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HUH?salvajeuno wrote:When your missus calms down, you can explain that the Art of Tantra is only mastered after much practice and devotion. Further explain that you embarked on this journey in order to help her achieve the unlimited orgasmic capacity available to all women.
Your wife must be mystical. I applaud you sir! Thanks for the advice.
I barely understand that answer. Does that work on the average Cambodian girl?
Anyways, she's a worrier. Fortune teller said so. She sees problems when there's nothing to see. No point in feeding her more stuff to obsess about.
Don't worry, be happy.
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She says she wants to work in them now. So the numbers will be equal.racontuer wrote:After "i do" she'll have a chance to work on her numbers
Don't worry, be happy.