How unpleasant is April in Cambodia?
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Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead....merchantsmutual wrote:I am in between jobs and was all set to book my flight, but Google makes it seem not only annoying, but even dangerous, to be in Phnom Penh when it gets over 40 C.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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Not quite, you wish you were dead.
You wake up each day disappointed that you didn't die in your sleep.
Death would be a welcome respite from April temperatures.
You wake up each day disappointed that you didn't die in your sleep.
Death would be a welcome respite from April temperatures.
Jesus, what a bunch of drama queens! It's bit hotter and more humid in April.
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It's normally very dry in April.1984 wrote:It's bit hotter and more humid in April.

Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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April is fine.
Unless one is working outdoors all day. Then it's a real bastard
Unless one is working outdoors all day. Then it's a real bastard

"Any fool can criticize,condem and complain and most fools do".
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Well, given the humidity rises quicker in April then any other month, that's when you're likely to notice it, no?
I would not want to be in Phnom penh or Siem reap during the hottest times. But SHV is ok.
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It's the month where everyone shares that hilarious picture of the solar system with Phnom Penh positioned right beside the sun.
Every. Single. Year.
It's a rib tickler.
Every. Single. Year.
It's a rib tickler.
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Miguelito, what do you mean 'Global Climate Change'? Do you think the climate should be exactly the same every year?
Do you know how much serious dosh Al Gore (and others, of course) has made out of this scam? He deserves a boot up the jacksie to leave him with a carbon footprint that really hurts!
Anyway, some might think 'April is the cruellest month,' but May is no picnic either.
Do you know how much serious dosh Al Gore (and others, of course) has made out of this scam? He deserves a boot up the jacksie to leave him with a carbon footprint that really hurts!
Anyway, some might think 'April is the cruellest month,' but May is no picnic either.
'History is a set of lies agreed upon.'
Attributed to Napoleon
Attributed to Napoleon
And the source of those statistics would be...?spitthedog wrote:Statistics show that the heat and dehydration is by far the biggest killer in Sihanoukville amongst white foreigners..
"Please wait outside. The council will now meet in secret to debate your personality flaws and come to a final decision."
Mink Stole, Hairspray
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Generally I move to HKG for the month, then head back in May via an airconditioned airline hub.
"Please wait outside. The council will now meet in secret to debate your personality flaws and come to a final decision."
Mink Stole, Hairspray
Mink Stole, Hairspray
Backpackers always have the following:
1lt bottle of water. Maybe they think Sihanoukville is desert.
Waterproof backpack cover. Even though there's clear blue sky.
No bra.
Miserable face especially if they see anyone over 35 with a young local even more so when it's with (the old blokes) kids.
Head in smart phone.
Those baggy pants.
Tatoos.
Beard.
Young douche walked into Charlie Harpers and asked if he could fill up his (3/4 full) water bottle, from the big blue bottle in the kitchen. He was laughed out of the bar. You couldn't make it up!
Backpackers will never dehydrate.
1lt bottle of water. Maybe they think Sihanoukville is desert.
Waterproof backpack cover. Even though there's clear blue sky.
No bra.

Miserable face especially if they see anyone over 35 with a young local even more so when it's with (the old blokes) kids.
Head in smart phone.
Those baggy pants.
Tatoos.
Beard.
Young douche walked into Charlie Harpers and asked if he could fill up his (3/4 full) water bottle, from the big blue bottle in the kitchen. He was laughed out of the bar. You couldn't make it up!
Backpackers will never dehydrate.
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