How unpleasant is April in Cambodia?

[Jackal]

Global climate change means none of us have any idea. Who would have predicted all the rain in January this year?

The weather forecasters did. About ten days in advance. And it was just a few showers ffs.


And it stands to reason that after the drought of last year caused by El Niño we will have earlier and more frequent rains this year.


Climate is always changing, and always will.


There have been, within the past 2000 years, years with almost no sunlight (535-536), (1816).

The little ice age of 1300 through 1870 caused by a period of low sun/weird solar activity.


Irish monks recorded unusual and severe weather patterns as a result of worldwide volcanic activity on over thirty occasions from 431 to 1649ad while the rest of Europe were fucked in the dark ages.


Point is, climate is always changing, and our records are but a drop in the ocean of time. The planet/solar system/universe has cycles far greater than mankind can ever comprehend, let alone have observed in our time as what we call the human race.


In conclusion:

"You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph
Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it"

[epidemiks]

Global climate change means none of us have any idea. Who would have predicted all the rain in January this year?

There's been at least one big storm in Phnom Penh in January since I arrived in 2010

[spitthedog]

Statistics show that the heat and dehydration is by far the biggest killer in Sihanoukville amongst white foreigners..

And the source of those statistics would be...?

My very own statistics mate. My very own. Compiled on an Excel spreadsheet.

Don't believe all the FAKE NEWS! about the delightful seaside town.

[Caleb]

Your own statistics? Collected and collated by your good self?
Thus invaluable to the wider community, morons or scientists.
What's your degree major? Media Studies?

[offshoresports]

The unpleasantness starts in March and last through November. Sihanoukville is only slightly better. If you're overweight or unhealthy, consider Norway as a healthier alternative

[Botched Stranglewank]

The unpleasantness starts in March and last through November. Sihanoukville is only slightly better. If you're overweight or unhealthy, consider Norway as a healthier alternative

Wouldn't that mean mass migration of the expat community from Sihanoukville to Scandinavia?

[Abou-Gor]

Miguelito, what do you mean 'Global Climate Change'? Do you think the climate should be exactly the same every year?

Do you know how much serious dosh Al Gore (and others, of course) has made out of this scam? He deserves a boot up the jacksie to leave him with a carbon footprint that really hurts!

[Pu Li]

I always wondered why the dinosaurs went extinct without our help.

Also the ice-age when we were invertebrates fucking in a pond. You'd have thought that would warm the planet up a bit.

But like the war on terror that caused more terror, and the war on drugs, that brought more inventive and cheaper drugs, you'd think that a huge weather event based squarely over Washington would possibly help us move on a bit.

Obviously, all you American ex-special forces people, I mean Washington, County Durham.

[Lucky Lucan]

Also the ice-age when we were invertebrates fucking in a pond. You'd have thought that would warm the planet up a bit.

I'm kind of baffled by this. Would you care to expand on it?

[RobW]

Sometimes there are a lot of malodorous peasants about in April. Nasty.

[vladimir]

I always wondered why the dinosaurs went extinct without our help.

Also the ice-age when we were invertebrates fucking in a pond. You'd have thought that would warm the planet up a bit.

But like the war on terror that caused more terror, and the war on drugs, that brought more inventive and cheaper drugs, you'd think that a huge weather event based squarely over Washington would possibly help us move on a bit.

Obviously, all you American ex-special forces people, I mean Washington, County Durham.

Who let bscw out?

[content]

Pu Li wrote:
I always wondered why the dinosaurs went extinct without our help.

Also the ice-age when we were invertebrates fucking in a pond. You'd have thought that would warm the planet up a bit.

The ice age came to an end 10,000years ago. We have been walking upright for hundreds of thousands of years. You opinions are worthless.

The dinosaurs went extinct because of a 6 mile wide meteor striking near Mexico.

[spitthedog]

The dinosaurs went extinct because of a 6 mile wide meteor striking near Mexico.

Didn't massive government debt, associated monetary policy and...the Russians play a part aswell?