Warning for M/F expats new Sorya Mall
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Do you use the bum gun from in front of you (and between the legs), or from behind. I thought there was only one sensible way to do it, and then I heard that some other people do it differently, and my friend was shocked with how I used it.
Miguelito wrote:Do you use the bum gun from in front of you (and between the legs), or from behind. I thought there was only one sensible way to do it, and then I heard that some other people do it differently, and my friend was shocked with how I used it.
Good question. I always thought it was from behind and hoped the accuracy was in range. Ive had the misfortune of seeing one Vietnamese girl using one years ago. She had the thing basically inserted in her ass and was filling her self up. (now days they refer to it as colonic irrigation and you pay for the pleasure or remedial effects of it. Not for me thx... I bolted out of the bathroom before she had the chance to let it all go. True story.
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I think the angle of the nozzle lends itself better to a frontal approach.
Down between your legs, dodge the two veg and fire away.
Down between your legs, dodge the two veg and fire away.
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Huh? You mean you don't sit astride the lav, like a motorbike?Hanno wrote:Hmm, the hoses in Phnom Penh must be longer than elsewhere...
Bang on.ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:And only an amateur wouldn't give it a quick squirt to pressure test before applying it to ones nether regions.gavinmac wrote:No, that situation is still manageable because you can:violet wrote: Only thing worse than no bum gun is a bum gun with such high pressure that it threatens to lighten you of several layers of skin each time you use it.
1. Adjust the valve
2. Don't hold down the trigger all the way
3. Apply a glancing stream of pressure instead of direct pressure
Any long termer who says they don't get excited by bum gun pressure is lying.
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Seriously WTF!ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:I think the angle of the nozzle lends itself better to a frontal approach.
Down between your legs, dodge the two veg and fire away.
I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
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Ok, same as China, then. Took me two years in China before it became totally natural to throw spent paper in the bucket while simultaneously sucking the fumes from
previous occupants through my nostrils. Sometimes, especially in summer, it smells like when You drive by a chicken farm (chicken, for those city dwellers out there,
produce by far the most highly aromatic produce of any common farm animal). And You are not supposed to flush down the paper either since they have never heard
of dissolving tissue, all tissue here is basically gaffer tape without the adhesive in texture and strength.
But at the very least they should provide clorine bleach for the cleaners so the pee drenched floors could be less smelly. And but one of those perfume bottles You've
probably seen on the doors to spread a little flowery smell every time the door flips.
previous occupants through my nostrils. Sometimes, especially in summer, it smells like when You drive by a chicken farm (chicken, for those city dwellers out there,
produce by far the most highly aromatic produce of any common farm animal). And You are not supposed to flush down the paper either since they have never heard
of dissolving tissue, all tissue here is basically gaffer tape without the adhesive in texture and strength.
But at the very least they should provide clorine bleach for the cleaners so the pee drenched floors could be less smelly. And but one of those perfume bottles You've
probably seen on the doors to spread a little flowery smell every time the door flips.
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I must be getting old, 'cos I don't give a damn anymore if others hear me farting and crapping.
As for high power bum guns, the trick is to try to imagine that your rectum is being rimmed by a pretty woman with a record-length tongue.
As for high power bum guns, the trick is to try to imagine that your rectum is being rimmed by a pretty woman with a record-length tongue.
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Why do you spend so much time at Sorya Mall?
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This is a non-issue. Sorya Mall always had toilets with no sprayer or paper.
Pro-life-tip # 1: Always have a few tissues in your pocket. Most nice places in the city have ok toilets, but then many don't. So you're in a place that has a scoop and a bucket of water or concrete tank and you are supposed to somehow wash everything off with a stream of water that doesn't totally soak your clothes. And as far as I know many people accelerate the process by rubbing it off with their hand. Besides being gross that's a serious health hazard. So tissues are a good option till you get home and spray that crud off.
Pro-life-tip # 2: Always have a few small plastic bags on hand. These can be used to stop the tissues getting wet, or your $500 phone being destroyed in a rainstorm. They are also useful for strangling enemies.
Pro-life-tip # 1: Always have a few tissues in your pocket. Most nice places in the city have ok toilets, but then many don't. So you're in a place that has a scoop and a bucket of water or concrete tank and you are supposed to somehow wash everything off with a stream of water that doesn't totally soak your clothes. And as far as I know many people accelerate the process by rubbing it off with their hand. Besides being gross that's a serious health hazard. So tissues are a good option till you get home and spray that crud off.
Pro-life-tip # 2: Always have a few small plastic bags on hand. These can be used to stop the tissues getting wet, or your $500 phone being destroyed in a rainstorm. They are also useful for strangling enemies.
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And in India, they are the guys cooking and serving you dinner in that fancy restaurant. Hence the sad fact that most foreigners in India rarely last more than 2 years due to fear of death by bacterial poisoning. And are never the same after they have left the country.Lucky Lucan wrote:T And as far as I know many people accelerate the process by rubbing it off with their hand. Besides being gross that's a serious health hazard. So tissues are a good option till you get home and spray that crud off.
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hahahaha always give a tester squirt,ricecakes wrote:Bang on.ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:And only an amateur wouldn't give it a quick squirt to pressure test before applying it to ones nether regions.gavinmac wrote:No, that situation is still manageable because you can:violet wrote: Only thing worse than no bum gun is a bum gun with such high pressure that it threatens to lighten you of several layers of skin each time you use it.
1. Adjust the valve
2. Don't hold down the trigger all the way
3. Apply a glancing stream of pressure instead of direct pressure
Any long termer who says they don't get excited by bum gun pressure is lying.
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but not due to seeing if the Gun has high pressure,
i think its far more worse when the gun has next to zero pressure and all it does is dampen your shitty arse and doesnt clean anything
so then you have to resort to tissue to try and clean your shitty wet arse, which is not enjoyable at all!
a high pressure gun isnt all that bad tbh
a decent bum gun is one thing i always check when viewing a new apartment
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