Can we find a job for...

Just Robbed · Post by **Just Robbed** » Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:17 pm

Who, apart from me obviously, is the most annoying poster lately?
The one who has too much time on his or her hands and really needs some help in finding a job to stop their constant posts.
So who needs a job the most, apart from me of course?
I vote Tristan Isolde.. Gets right on my parsnips.

Lucky Lucan · Post by **Lucky Lucan** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:15 am

I can't make sense of any of his posts,
but it seems I'm not alone as
apparently none of us are
intelligent enough to
understand them.
Ha-ha.

logos · Post by **logos** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:30 am

I vote Tristan Isolde.. Gets right on my parsnips.

That's the easy part. The tough part is: what job?
There was, or is, an insufferable old guy droning on and on in English on a radio program, offering all sorts of clueless life advice to a Khmer audience. Is that guy still around?

TristranandIsolde · Post by **TristranandIsolde** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:20 am

If you gave me a job, I might have to act mature. Sobering but true. (Haha).

I have so much freedom now. I can choose jobs that are more fun that career advancing.

Which reminds me of a funny story.

How do you get rid of that annoying guy who has too much time on his hands? You know, too young, a bit of a smart ass, has his own ideas?

Funnily enough - saddle him with (worthwhile) responsibilities. Basically, promote him or get him married.

His new "bosses" will sort him out in no time, haha.

He'll be playing for keeps now, and will be focused on being a good worker or husband. Game over, man!

Yeah, if a real opportunity came along, it'd be game over for me. What does that mean? Dedication to work, reputation (Really? You actually used to surf on K440?), and family pride.

Funny, but true. That's how you make a man grow up.

Garry Crabtree · Post by **Garry Crabtree** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:28 am

^
With wit, intelligence and foresight like that, we should make him a MODERATOR now!!!

TristranandIsolde · Post by **TristranandIsolde** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:33 am

You know the real meaning of "bride," don't you?

To bridle a horse, you essentially control the head of the animal. This allows you to use the horse for domestic purposes.

The horse is no longer allowed to run free on the plains, chat up young fillies, maybe get in a fight or two. No more.

Now, it's the plow and saddle for you! Of course, the horse is well-fed and is sheltered.

But a bride is basically a way to control a man, bend him to solve society's needs.

Think about it ...

(One could also be married to a good job with similar effect.)

LexusSchmexus · Post by **LexusSchmexus** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:44 am

TristranandIsolde wrote:If you gave me a job, I might have to act mature. Sobering but true. (Haha).

I have so much freedom now. I can choose jobs that are more fun that career advancing.

Which reminds me of a funny story.

How do you get rid of that annoying guy who has too much time on his hands? You know, too young, a bit of a smart ass, has his own ideas?

Funnily enough - saddle him with (worthwhile) responsibilities. Basically, promote him or get him married.

His new "bosses" will sort him out in no time, haha.

He'll be playing for keeps now, and will be focused on being a good worker or husband. Game over, man!

Yeah, if a real opportunity came along, it'd be game over for me. What does that mean? Dedication to work, reputation (Really? You actually used to surf on K440?), and family pride.

Funny, but true. That's how you make a man grow up.

TristranandIsolde wrote:You know the real meaning of "bride," don't you?

To bridle a horse, you essentially control the head of the animal. This allows you to use the horse for domestic purposes.

The horse is no longer allowed to run free on the plains, chat up young fillies, maybe get in a fight or two. No more.

Now, it's the plow and saddle for you! Of course, the horse is well-fed and is sheltered.

But a bride is basically a way to control a man, bend him to solve society's needs.

Think about it ...

(One could also be married to a good job with similar effect.)

Too long, didn't read. Just think a bit before you post instead of spouting put whatever passes through your fickle mind.

TristranandIsolde · Post by **TristranandIsolde** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:48 am

Only Strunk and White ("Elements of Style," for you non-literate types) make me summarize for you:

A bride is actually a bridle, used to harness and control an animal and make it more manageable.

Giving responsibility to some people make them grow up.

Look at still single Gavin Mac! (Haha).

pedros · Post by **pedros** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:13 am

Please make it stop... Ban it, give it it's own thread to spout incessant foolishness in, limit it to 5 posts a day, something, anything.

Just make it stop!

kansaicanuck · Post by **kansaicanuck** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:51 am

TristranandIsolde wrote:Only Strunk and White ("Elements of Style," for you non-literate types) make me summarize for you:

A bride is actually a bridle, used to harness and control an animal and make it more manageable.

Giving responsibility to some people make them grow up.

Look at still single Gavin Mac! (Haha).

I am being totally genuine here and not trying to be a dick but seriously..For someone who seems to have a fairly high level of English, your comprehension and ability to properly express yourself seems lacking. Literally half of your posts seem to have nothing to do with the topic you are posting on. You literally miss the mark with your comments more often than not. It gets on people nerves because you do it so often. I am sure I am not everyone's favourite poster either but honestly man... you make little sense and apparently cant see that yourself. Cant you chill out a bit and think a bit more about what you are writing?

Miguelito · Post by **Miguelito** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:58 am

pedros wrote: limit it to 5 posts a day, something, anything.

Just make it stop!

That would probably be the best idea... I'm not sure that's possible though.

spitthedog · Post by **spitthedog** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:12 am

Vincent Van Gough's art wasn't appreciated until after his death. Never sold one painting whilst he was alive.

Just my 2 cents.

Post by **The third man** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:14 am

Miguelito wrote:
pedros wrote: limit it to 5 posts a day, something, anything.

Just make it stop!
That would probably be the best idea... I'm not sure that's possible though.

Alas it's not, I remember it being discussed for Vlad.

On the other hand we could delete anything about 5 posts per day... at least that would force him to self censor , or we'll do it for him. Let's give it a try from right now shall we ?

Garry Crabtree · Post by **Garry Crabtree** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:35 am

Just a jealous moderator in fear that a superior poster with a sharper mind, will replace him.

Don't listen to all the hater Telly, keep posting this forum needs you!!!