Bum gun etiquette
- Jamie_Lambo
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just go from the back, n give your balls a little spray after for good measure
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ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:I'll bet you a plate of fried noodles and duck egg that she uses it to spray the floor of the bathroom when mopping and never thinks about cleaning the bum gun itself.Miguelito wrote: I just presume (hope) it's part of my maid's cleaning routine. I certainly make sure to wash my hands thoroughly after ever touching one though.
As a separate point on cleaners (or maids if you will Migs) - I have had 4 or 5 through homes and workplaces... is it anyone else's experience that the cleaners clean everything below eye line but anything above that is ignored? Cobwebs on the ceiling or gecko crap on the walls never seem to be cleaned.
Never had a cleaner that fitted the description.
They sort of pretend then piss off.to the province after.a while.
I've just come across an interesting variation of the bum gun I thought I ought to share with the resident experts here.
When I entered that particular toilet I checked that there was indeed a bum gun as there's nothing quite demeaning being caught with your pants down up the creek without a paddle.
Now there seemed to be one at first glance but where the hell was the sprayer?
When I entered that particular toilet I checked that there was indeed a bum gun as there's nothing quite demeaning being caught with your pants down up the creek without a paddle.
Now there seemed to be one at first glance but where the hell was the sprayer?
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I'm sure you're the first k440 member to admit from drinking from a toilet.the chicken wrote:They make good water drinking fountain.
But I suspect several other posters gave you and secretly said ,
Ya - I did that too ( but it was a long time ago and I was drunk ).
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasus, Scoffer!
Did the maid clean it? Or was it self cleaning?
Did the maid clean it? Or was it self cleaning?
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I just installed this stainless steel bad boy. Bought it off Amazon.
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Haha, I bought a few in Thailand years ago and put them in all the restrooms / bathrooms in my house in Europe.
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^^ Is that in Asia or in a warm part of the U.S ?
You couldn't really install a bum gun in the UK unless it was connected to warm water really. (Unless you like icy cold water on your nether regions first thing in the morning)
You couldn't really install a bum gun in the UK unless it was connected to warm water really. (Unless you like icy cold water on your nether regions first thing in the morning)
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
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The cold water blasts are not so bad. If you use high pressure you mostly just feel the blast and not the temperature.
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After a heavy night at the Taj Mahal and a vindaloo later, that icy cold water could be just the ticket!spitthedog wrote:^^ Is that in Asia or in a warm part of the U.S ?
You couldn't really install a bum gun in the UK unless it was connected to warm water really. (Unless you like icy cold water on your nether regions first thing in the morning)
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
gavinmac wrote:I just installed this stainless steel bad boy. Bought it off Amazon.
It's a strange realisation that gavinmac has a home, and doesn't only exist on bar stools in 3rd world countries.
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