No win situation
No win situation
Driving the moto near Central Market yesterday. My girlfriend is on the back. In front of me walking I see a girl walking with extremely long hair and wearing cutoff jean shorts that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. Natural instinct is to look...and of course I do.
The conversation with the girlfriend begins. "Ah...so you look at girl?" I know the wrong answer from me will probably result in me receiving sharp nail marks in the rib area. Plus she definitely saw me jerk my head to the left. I take the safest option and reply "Yes".
"So...you look at her ass right?"
Now I take the safer option and lie! "No...she has nice long hair. I was looking at that".
"Ah...so now you like long hair"? (she recently had her hair cut short) "You said you like my hair because you like short hair"?
"But she has nice hair too...I was just looking"[i
"I see your head move very fast. Now I know you only like girls with long hair".
I'm ready to steer the conversation somewhere else but she isn't finished.
"Maybe you can sleep in other room until my hair grow long again. Don't worry...my hair grow very fast. Maybe only five years until I beautiful again like the girl you look at".
With that the conversation is finished...but not before I cop all ten nails in my skinfolds around the rib area. I'm still unsure of the scenario or conversation if I had replied that I actually was looking at her ass.
The conversation with the girlfriend begins. "Ah...so you look at girl?" I know the wrong answer from me will probably result in me receiving sharp nail marks in the rib area. Plus she definitely saw me jerk my head to the left. I take the safest option and reply "Yes".
"So...you look at her ass right?"
Now I take the safer option and lie! "No...she has nice long hair. I was looking at that".
"Ah...so now you like long hair"? (she recently had her hair cut short) "You said you like my hair because you like short hair"?
"But she has nice hair too...I was just looking"[i
"I see your head move very fast. Now I know you only like girls with long hair".
I'm ready to steer the conversation somewhere else but she isn't finished.
"Maybe you can sleep in other room until my hair grow long again. Don't worry...my hair grow very fast. Maybe only five years until I beautiful again like the girl you look at".
With that the conversation is finished...but not before I cop all ten nails in my skinfolds around the rib area. I'm still unsure of the scenario or conversation if I had replied that I actually was looking at her ass.
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Easy response.
Tut several times and breath through your teeth. Say ‘look at that girl, does she have no shame? Doesn’t she understand Khmer culture?’
Then you are home and dry!
Tut several times and breath through your teeth. Say ‘look at that girl, does she have no shame? Doesn’t she understand Khmer culture?’
Then you are home and dry!
Exactly what I was going to say. Like if you get caught lingering on a revealing FB photo someone published, just make an obvious show of it and say "it's absolutely crazy that this girls posts photos like this, what a shameful cry for attention" or something.ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:Easy response.
Tut several times and breath through your teeth. Say ‘look at that girl, does she have no shame? Doesn’t she understand Khmer culture?’
Then you are home and dry!
Of course, neither of these work if your gf is a bar girl walking around town in a skimpy outfit posting near nude selfies, but you can think of something else along these lines.
OP, do you know what a Khmer guy might have done to her if she talked like this to him?
A lot worse than "receiving sharp nail marks in the rib area". Just a thought.
A lot worse than "receiving sharp nail marks in the rib area". Just a thought.
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I get away with looking as gf knows i am a photographer
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A Khmer guy probably would’ve crashed the moto because his missus would’ve been busy slapping him around the head whilst yelling & screaming at him in a high pitched nasal tone.Kachang wrote:...do you know what a Khmer guy might have done to her if she talked like this to him?
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I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
I always just own it, yes I was checking out her ass, did you see it. Then depending on her response either say, it was incredible or it was nothing compared to yours.
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Next time she drags you through the mall: "Ohhh, you look at *insert anything over $20*, I could find that on St. 104 for an entire night of fun..."
Your missus sounds like a cunt.
Your missus sounds like a cunt.
thanks for the laughs Chris K. What's done is done and you're now in damage control mode. Turn it to your advantage. I suggest you buy your Mrs a bottle of shampoo "special growth"or "special volume"" and tell her you hope her beautiful hair will grow back faster with that. Extract a smile from her and you're more than halfway there already.
Dear tuk tukfish,tuk-tukfish wrote:Next time she drags you through the mall: "Ohhh, you look at *insert anything over $20*, I could find that on St. 104 for an entire night of fun..."
Your missus sounds like a cunt.
Thanks for your input. I had to explain the word 'cunt' to the missus. I will let her reply herself here as follows.
I want to ask you if you dont have a mummy. If another man use bad word about your mum..how you feel? I have feeling you dont have girlfriend in Cambodia...this word not acceptable for khmer woman. Only Khmer men accept it. So...how old is your boyfriend?
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Girl with long hair did not even recognise your existence,
Load noise in your ear was making sure you knew some else did...
Load noise in your ear was making sure you knew some else did...
...Always in my humble opinion...
I love all people, I just don't like them near me.
I love all people, I just don't like them near me.
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She sounds like a keeper [emoji106]Chris K wrote:Dear tuk tukfish,tuk-tukfish wrote:Next time she drags you through the mall: "Ohhh, you look at *insert anything over $20*, I could find that on St. 104 for an entire night of fun..."
Your missus sounds like a cunt.
Thanks for your input. I had to explain the word 'cunt' to the missus. I will let her reply herself here as follows.
I want to ask you if you dont have a mummy. If another man use bad word about your mum..how you feel? I have feeling you dont have girlfriend in Cambodia...this word not acceptable for khmer woman. Only Khmer men accept it. So...how old is your boyfriend?
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Sounds like you are in a no future relationship with a jealous low class bargirl. Time to think about running.
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TheGrimReaper wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:45 pmSlavedog, you do not belong on this forum as you talk too much sense.
Like gardiguy said...own that shit, don’t try making bs excuses next time.
I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
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