You know you’ve been in Cambodia too long when...
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- Daylight, I need Daylight !?!
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You receive an email or SMS from a stranger starting ‘Hello Dear’ and you don’t give it a second thought.
- Playboy
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Is that not considered normal then ??ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:You receive an email or SMS from a stranger starting ‘Hello Dear’ and you don’t give it a second thought.
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
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Yes dear.Playboy wrote:Is that not considered normal then ??ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:You receive an email or SMS from a stranger starting ‘Hello Dear’ and you don’t give it a second thought.
- Playboy
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Okay Dear.ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:Yes dear.Playboy wrote:Is that not considered normal then ??ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:You receive an email or SMS from a stranger starting ‘Hello Dear’ and you don’t give it a second thought.
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
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You pay $50 to have sex with the maid and disgust her to the extent she vomits. Then you come online to ask advice*
*brag about it
*brag about it
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You lose your wallet with all your ATM/credit cards and decide to wait a few days before you cancel the cards just to see if it turns up as ‘no one here will know what to do with them anyway’
- Playboy
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ooo, that one is good
ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:You lose your wallet with all your ATM/credit cards and decide to wait a few days before you cancel the cards just to see if it turns up as ‘no one here will know what to do with them anyway’
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
boomer wrote:When you’ve at least once been banned on every KH forum.
What, you too?.
We should start a club for those that have been banned and resurrected from KH forums.
The list is long and I'm sure that many of our drinking buddies would been there.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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have a really bad habit of this!Playboy wrote: * You point with your lips rather than your hands
Doesnt work well when asking for things on building sites, my labourer thinks im blowing him kisses
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
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Didn't you go from banned to mod in the space of a week? Such was KiR's manic moodsscoffer wrote:boomer wrote:When you’ve at least once been banned on every KH forum.
What, you too?.
We should start a club for those that have been banned and resurrected from KH forums.
The list is long and I'm sure that many of our drinking buddies would been there.
When you see a B-cup and think 'what big tits'
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When you're hiding out in the bushes playing 'teacher' on an expired visa, trying to fit in with the rest of the family by sporting a George Hamilton style tan.
When you just give a wry grin & mutter the C word under your breath whenever another motorist doesn't use their indicators & makes a sharp turn, or forgets to turn them off for a mile in town.
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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