You know you’ve been in Cambodia too long when...
You start wishing you could get out of the country every 3 months...
The beggars start leaving you alone as well as the tuk tuk guys
You stop buying the Bangkok Post because it is too expensive
- Playboy
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You know that you have been here too long when in that ^ situation you FaceBook message them 'Where's my beer ??!?' from two yards away
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
Sounds like patcan has been in Cambodia too long!.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
You almost completely stop eating out.....And you start looking for the 50 and 70% off deals at Lucky Supermarket
Your girlfriend starts paying for her own things....
when you clap and cheer, punch the air when electricity resumes after a 5 hour outage.
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When you hang out somewhere for an hour after the electricity goes out, no fans or AC, and don't even sweat.
When you start taking lunchtime naps... on your desk.
When you see "durian ice cream" or "durian pizza" and think "yea, I'd try that".
When you start taking lunchtime naps... on your desk.
When you see "durian ice cream" or "durian pizza" and think "yea, I'd try that".
When it has been over three months between pints of draught Guinness. I'm lucky I survived.
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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When you feel 'cheated' paying 0.75cent a draft.
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When you find yourself squatting down with your butt a few inches off the ground and your knees in your armpits while waiting for a bus.
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