It's public enough to suggest you get an extra oomph from the chance of being seen doing itRainMan wrote:Is a 5 star hotel lift considered public?
Farting in Public.
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How many floors in the five star hotel? Three?violet wrote:It's public enough to suggest you get an extra oomph from the chance of being seen doing itRainMan wrote:Is a 5 star hotel lift considered public?
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I know this for a fact, if there's 2 adults in a lift and 5 kids, the kids will break up laughing... not the adults.
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Oh, you meant farting. I was still thinking about sex.RainMan wrote:I know this for a fact, if there's 2 adults in a lift and 5 kids, the kids will always break up laughing... not the adults.
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I thought only men thought about sex ...what are you doing tonight?violet wrote:Oh, you meant farting. I was still thinking about sex.RainMan wrote:I know this for a fact, if there's 2 adults in a lift and 5 kids, the kids will always break up laughing... not the adults.
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The absolutely worst kind of public farters!RainMan wrote:Is a 5 star hotel lift considered public?
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HahaHanno wrote:The absolutely worst kind of public farters!RainMan wrote:Is a 5 star hotel lift considered public?
Last year when I was back home I got into a lift at a hospital. The stench in there was terrible and there only was one woman in the lift. She saw me react to the smell so she tried to tell me that there was a fella who had got out on the floor previous who must have farted.
I think she realised that I wasn’t buying her story.
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Years ago I worked at the Marriott, after a big night out previous to my morning shift I had a rumbling aching stomach and had to let one go in the empty guest lift, it was so thick you could've hit it with a tennis racket, even I couldn't stand my own stench. Luckily no one was waiting when the doors slid open, I was in full uniform with name tag.ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:HahaHanno wrote:The absolutely worst kind of public farters!RainMan wrote:Is a 5 star hotel lift considered public?
Last year when I was back home I got into a lift at a hospital. The stench in there was terrible and there only was one woman in the lift. She saw me react to the smell so she tried to tell me that there was a fella who had got out on the floor previous who must have farted.
I think she realised that I wasn’t buying her story.
I did feel bad for the next person.
Never mind.
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My worst (best) situation was when my cousin died. He sadly died young and for some reason they had the wake at my grandparents tiny terraced house. I was about 16 and I had been given some duty which meant I had to be there pretty much all the time when guests arrived to pay their respects.
I had killer stomach issues.
Thankfully my role meant that I was in and out of the house regularly, so when the pressure built I was able to let it go outside. Later in the evening though I was stuck in the small front room crammed with people, the fire was blazing, the room was stuffy and I could feel the pressure rising. I was in agony and held it for as long as possible before letting it slide out silently. It was awful, truly. The wallpaper turned yellow and people’s nose hairs were singed. This stench seeped across the room and I could see each person register the smell and look around accusingly. After about 2 mins of awkward mouth breathing my grandad said out loud ‘well, is no one going to own up to that one’ and everyone burst out laughing. I didn’t own up.
About 20 years later when my grandad died we were all gathered in the same room and my uncle said ‘do you guys remember that fart? Who was that?’
This time I was man enough to own up.
I had killer stomach issues.
Thankfully my role meant that I was in and out of the house regularly, so when the pressure built I was able to let it go outside. Later in the evening though I was stuck in the small front room crammed with people, the fire was blazing, the room was stuffy and I could feel the pressure rising. I was in agony and held it for as long as possible before letting it slide out silently. It was awful, truly. The wallpaper turned yellow and people’s nose hairs were singed. This stench seeped across the room and I could see each person register the smell and look around accusingly. After about 2 mins of awkward mouth breathing my grandad said out loud ‘well, is no one going to own up to that one’ and everyone burst out laughing. I didn’t own up.
About 20 years later when my grandad died we were all gathered in the same room and my uncle said ‘do you guys remember that fart? Who was that?’
This time I was man enough to own up.
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Have had several dirty bastards fart brazenly near me. I always tell them they're filthy. But which is worse - a farther or a nose picker? The latter methinks and that us far.more obvious.
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Everyone has to pick their nose at some time, what's done with the detritus is important. A fart is a noxious miasma that has come from someone's anus and can cause all sorts of maladies such as Cholera, St. Vitus Dance and Black Death. So definitely worse.Just Robbed wrote:Have had several dirty bastards fart brazenly near me. I always tell them they're filthy. But which is worse - a farther or a nose picker? The latter methinks and that us far.more obvious.
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The most popular thread on Cambodia-centric Khmer440.com for many, many months is about (drumroll).......farting.
And started by a mod, no less.
That THAT, other forum!
And started by a mod, no less.
That THAT, other forum!
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