I left my MOJO in Cambodia
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I left my MOJO in Cambodia
I have returned to the western world after along long time in Asia.
I cant seem to pick up women anymore, Is it me or did the world change ???
In cambodia i was always complemented on how hansum and good looking i was but here in the west the semales seem impossible and uninterested.
I seem to have left my MOJO in cambodia.
I cant seem to pick up women anymore, Is it me or did the world change ???
In cambodia i was always complemented on how hansum and good looking i was but here in the west the semales seem impossible and uninterested.
I seem to have left my MOJO in cambodia.
Tuktukpizza wrote:I have returned to the western world after along long time in Asia.
I cant seem to pick up women anymore,
You are well and truly fucked,.. returning home I mean.
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How much could the world really change during another of your 14-day bar stool adventures?Tuktukpizza wrote: Is it me or did the world change ???
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You mean drunkenly slurring "here is your lady drink, now be nice to me" doesn't work? Who'd have thought?
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It is OK. I left mine in Thailand 3 years ago but it will be returning soon, as soon as I make it back to Asia that is. My mojo would work just fine here if I wanted to sleep with women 40+ but who wants to do that?
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And you think young women want to sleep with 40+ men? No, that's why you pay them to.Johnsell50 wrote:...if I wanted to sleep with women 40+ but who wants to do that?
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In cambodia i am very "Handsom man".kinard wrote:And you think young women want to sleep with 40+ men? No, that's why you pay them to.Johnsell50 wrote:...if I wanted to sleep with women 40+ but who wants to do that?
In the west i hardly exist unless i drive a porsche woth 100s hanging out my back pocket.
Difference is in cambodia i just have to be "white" to get the same attention.
I found your mojo on the side of the road, picked it up, brushed it off, and tried it on. And, well, that's some fucked up shit. If that's a mojo, I'm a desperate has been with no future in life.
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Outside of a few hostess bars where women will lie to you for money you are no more handsome in Cambodia than anywhere else.Tuktukpizza wrote: In cambodia i am very "Handsom man".
In the west i hardly exist unless i drive a porsche woth 100s hanging out my back pocket.
Difference is in cambodia i just have to be "white" to get the same attention.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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Here in Goa a scouser came back in to the beach shack after his daily morning walk along the shore.
He was in a state of disbelief as apparently a guy was asking him if he would have sex with his wife who was also there. Evidently they didnt want any money and even offered to pay him!
So maybe get yourself over to India to restore the mojo.
Thinking i might walk, rather than run on the beach today..
Goodness gracious with head wobble.
He was in a state of disbelief as apparently a guy was asking him if he would have sex with his wife who was also there. Evidently they didnt want any money and even offered to pay him!
So maybe get yourself over to India to restore the mojo.
Thinking i might walk, rather than run on the beach today..
Goodness gracious with head wobble.
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So most the oldschool 440 dudes abandoned cambodia?spitthedog wrote:Here in Goa a scouser came back in to the beach shack after his daily morning walk along the shore.
He was in a state of disbelief as apparently a guy was asking him if he would have sex with his wife who was also there. Evidently they didnt want any money and even offered to pay him!
So maybe get yourself over to India to restore the mojo.
Thinking i might walk, rather than run on the beach today..
Goodness gracious with head wobble.
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Well if he chose Goa over cambodia thats saying something.Playboy wrote:Nope
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