Khmer staff stories
Khmer staff stories
Sure you've all got plenty, here's mine of the day.
Guy was a very good worker, promoted up from security guard to a higher lowly position, worked great for a good few years. Recently he was given a new admin job, since then he has been 'sick' a lot, which he wasn't before.
Monday and Tuesday this week he called in 'very sick', which was great as there was a lot of work to do, which was his responsibility.
Today he came to me to ask 'permission' tomorrow. Why? He's hired monks to come to his house to bless him to stop him being 'sick'.
"WHY DON'T THE FUCKING MONKS BLESS YOU ON A SATURDAY OR SUNDAY WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK?"
"Because they say tomorrow lucky"
Guy was a very good worker, promoted up from security guard to a higher lowly position, worked great for a good few years. Recently he was given a new admin job, since then he has been 'sick' a lot, which he wasn't before.
Monday and Tuesday this week he called in 'very sick', which was great as there was a lot of work to do, which was his responsibility.
Today he came to me to ask 'permission' tomorrow. Why? He's hired monks to come to his house to bless him to stop him being 'sick'.
"WHY DON'T THE FUCKING MONKS BLESS YOU ON A SATURDAY OR SUNDAY WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK?"
"Because they say tomorrow lucky"
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Phone him up tomorrow and say, "Monks wrong. Unlucky day. You fired. "pedros wrote: "Because they say tomorrow lucky"
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You could suggest that instead of him giving money to the monks that he gives some to a doctor ...
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Have you ever owned/operated any business Mr. TukPizza? how old are you? do you have a PhD?Tuktukpizza wrote:if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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No but i have worked for peanuts in Cambodia so i guess that makes me a monkey.Jep wrote:Have you ever owned/operated any business Mr. TukPizza? how old are you? do you have a PhD?Tuktukpizza wrote:if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
English teacher?..they earn popcorn~~what did you do to get peanuts?Tuktukpizza wrote:No but i have worked for peanuts in Cambodia so i guess that makes me a monkey.Jep wrote:Have you ever owned/operated any business Mr. TukPizza? how old are you? do you have a PhD?Tuktukpizza wrote:if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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5:30 PM on February 14th:
18 year old nanny: “I have a birthday party of a really close friend tonight, can i please go from 6:30-8:30?”
Us: “A birthday party, tonight?”
Her: “mmhmm”
Of course we let her go, and of course she didn’t return at 8:30 to help with bedtime. But it was just a funny, last minute excuse to go on a date.
18 year old nanny: “I have a birthday party of a really close friend tonight, can i please go from 6:30-8:30?”
Us: “A birthday party, tonight?”
Her: “mmhmm”
Of course we let her go, and of course she didn’t return at 8:30 to help with bedtime. But it was just a funny, last minute excuse to go on a date.
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Adhoc .Jep wrote:English teacher?..they earn popcorn~~what did you do to get peanuts?Tuktukpizza wrote:No but i have worked for peanuts in Cambodia so i guess that makes me a monkey.Jep wrote:Have you ever owned/operated any business Mr. TukPizza? how old are you? do you have a PhD?Tuktukpizza wrote:if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
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What do you expect hiring an 18-year old? As a nanny no less.....FatherTime wrote:5:30 PM on February 14th:
18 year old nanny: “I have a birthday party of a really close friend tonight, can i please go from 6:30-8:30?”
Us: “A birthday party, tonight?”
Her: “mmhmm”
Of course we let her go, and of course she didn’t return at 8:30 to help with bedtime. But it was just a funny, last minute excuse to go on a date.
"I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes."
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Considering 17 year olds in Germany and the U.S. can join the military and handle weapons, I think an 18 year old Khmer girl can change a diaper and watch over a sleeping baby.Hanno wrote:What do you expect hiring an 18-year old? As a nanny no less.....FatherTime wrote:5:30 PM on February 14th:
18 year old nanny: “I have a birthday party of a really close friend tonight, can i please go from 6:30-8:30?”
Us: “A birthday party, tonight?”
Her: “mmhmm”
Of course we let her go, and of course she didn’t return at 8:30 to help with bedtime. But it was just a funny, last minute excuse to go on a date.
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Considering 20-year olds cannot drink alcohol in many parts of the USA and 17-year olds cannot vote, that argument is weak. As far as I am concerned, handling a gun is easier and less dangerous than handling a baby.FatherTime wrote:Considering 17 year olds in Germany and the U.S. can join the military and handle weapons, I think an 18 year old Khmer girl can change a diaper and watch over a sleeping baby.Hanno wrote:What do you expect hiring an 18-year old? As a nanny no less.....FatherTime wrote:5:30 PM on February 14th:
18 year old nanny: “I have a birthday party of a really close friend tonight, can i please go from 6:30-8:30?”
Us: “A birthday party, tonight?”
Her: “mmhmm”
Of course we let her go, and of course she didn’t return at 8:30 to help with bedtime. But it was just a funny, last minute excuse to go on a date.
"I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes."
Charles Lindbergh
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What? . the lads join the forces to learn, An 18 year old Khmer girl has never learnt. Be Square mate.FatherTime wrote:Considering 17 year olds in Germany and the U.S. can join the military and handle weapons, I think an 18 year old Khmer girl can change a diaper and watch over a sleeping baby.Hanno wrote:What do you expect hiring an 18-year old? As a nanny no less.....FatherTime wrote:5:30 PM on February 14th:
18 year old nanny: “I have a birthday party of a really close friend tonight, can i please go from 6:30-8:30?”
Us: “A birthday party, tonight?”
Her: “mmhmm”
Of course we let her go, and of course she didn’t return at 8:30 to help with bedtime. But it was just a funny, last minute excuse to go on a date.
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