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He's had a few weight changes over the years, a bit like Oprah.
Here are 18 useless, but extremely comical facts about him:
18 Ludicrous Stories About Steven Seagal
I like:
"At one point, Seagal had his own reality show, Steven Seagal: Lawman. On this show, he played cop for real in Maricopa County, AZ, alongside pillar of the community Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who once said, "I don't use e-mail or u-mail or whatever it's called." Boyish hijinks ensued.
During one arrest, Steven bravely drove a SWAT tank through the front wall of notorious cock-fighting master criminal Jesus Llovera's compound. Llovera's alleged crime was keeping 115 chickens on his property to use in illegal fights. Someone forgot the first rule of Chicken Fight Club and squawked to Seagal.
During the raid, Llovera's puppy was killed, and the 115 chickens were euthanized."
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He might be good at martial arts, but as an artist, he basically made just a few good movies. The French Connection ripoff, (of many) Out for Justice (1991) and Under Siege (1992) carried not only by a great supporting act, excellent editorial, but also an awesome score by Gary Chang, an American composer of scores for film and television.
You mean the tits attached to Erika Elianiak?newnewnewbie wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 11:25 am... Under Siege (1992) carried not only by a great supporting act...
So this is a YT clip of him running like a spaz. (Sound off, it’s annoying and pointless seeing as the video is so funny)
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Of course, the original unedited for Asian viewers version. I think most Chinese would not be able to handle something like that coming out of a cake, with out a previous warning. But this is also the flick that broke the carrier for Tommy Lee Jones and cemented Gary Busey's, saliva in the soup stunt, as one of the best in movie history.
Yeah. I was a bit said when I found out those tits belonged to my first love (ET - Extra Terrestrial - Elliot kisses her in the classroom after letting frogs go free. I am younger than her by the way) and they had sold out their souls.
Defo expat 1.0 those puppies. Maybe even 0.1 Beta.
Defo expat 1.0 those puppies. Maybe even 0.1 Beta.
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I wouldn't say Steven Seagal was a shit actor.
But his last three movies did go straight to audio.
But his last three movies did go straight to audio.
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Was that a typo?
If not, yeah funny. Bit Crabtree though.
Get his last 10 movies and cut them up into equal parts. Mix them up and join them all up again.
You won’t even notice!
There’s even one movie that was supposed to be about aliens but Seagull decided he thought it was shit (like, really?) so instead of scrapping it or re-shooting it he edited it so the alien element was gone and re-shot some parts. The result is hilarious and confusing at the same time.
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Executive Decision wasn't a bad flick....although Steven suffered an unfortunate end within the first 10 minutes iirc. The stealth bomber he was in disintegrated.
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
It wasn’t bad because it wasn’t one of his films. Which is why they killed him off. Trying to give him a glimpse into his future.spitthedog wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 3:55 pmExecutive Decision wasn't a bad flick....although Steven suffered an unfortunate end within the first 10 minutes iirc. The stealth bomber he was in disintegrated.
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My personal fave movie of his was the quite recent one where he seemed to be talking like an African American from the deep south. - ''Y'all, y'all, y'all''.YaTingPom wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 4:34 pmIt wasn’t bad because it wasn’t one of his films. Which is why they killed him off. Trying to give him a glimpse into his future.spitthedog wrote: ↑Wed May 08, 2019 3:55 pmExecutive Decision wasn't a bad flick....although Steven suffered an unfortunate end within the first 10 minutes iirc. The stealth bomber he was in disintegrated.
God damn, nagger!!!
Absolute classic. Watched it all the way to the end.
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The thing that put me totally off Segal is the movie where he's sitting a la Titanic on a longtail boat going down some klong in Bangkok dressed in these totally ridiculous clothes, it's just fucking laughable.
Then he went into weird mode and acquired Russian citizenship, bit weird for some ex-CIA guy. Maybe next he'll buddy-up with McAfee.
He's like Liam Neeson and that Belgian hobbit Van Dumb, unless there's an angry scene involving an abduction, some vigilante BS and some voluptuous almost-underage wench, the plot is zero.
Charles Bronson was way better at it.
Then he went into weird mode and acquired Russian citizenship, bit weird for some ex-CIA guy. Maybe next he'll buddy-up with McAfee.
He's like Liam Neeson and that Belgian hobbit Van Dumb, unless there's an angry scene involving an abduction, some vigilante BS and some voluptuous almost-underage wench, the plot is zero.
Charles Bronson was way better at it.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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Yeah well, I'd be carefull dealing with anyone named 'Stranix', here, or anywhere else really
But this cut works well editorially together with the, for the time, innovative percussive music track, using metallic samples and digital delays, that make it fit so well with the action and storyline. But this team was replaced in successive productions, as he wanted to take creative control himself, resulting in a toe crumbling series of b-action flicks, with quality loss following a negative exponential line, in the end hurting his otherwise self confident character portrayal. But I hear he also plays a mean blues guitar, so gonna give him some respect for that, at least. As for wife beaters, I still like Mel Gibson better.
But this cut works well editorially together with the, for the time, innovative percussive music track, using metallic samples and digital delays, that make it fit so well with the action and storyline. But this team was replaced in successive productions, as he wanted to take creative control himself, resulting in a toe crumbling series of b-action flicks, with quality loss following a negative exponential line, in the end hurting his otherwise self confident character portrayal. But I hear he also plays a mean blues guitar, so gonna give him some respect for that, at least. As for wife beaters, I still like Mel Gibson better.
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