He shoves a few sheets up his ass and sniffs them to add olfactive and visual clues that his sphincter is back to its pristine condition.Sonic1 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:48 amYou lost me at "confirmation."bipolar bear wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:26 amThe correct answer is both.
Bum gun for for the cleaning,
The paper for the confirmation, drying and chamois off.
Bum gun or paper
That's some funny shit right thereLucky Lucan wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:51 am
I think it could be compared to strip mining Vs open pit dynamite mining. One just scrapes the surface and gradually collects while the other just smashes it up and blasts much of it into the atmosphere.
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Agree!ricecakes wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 5:24 amThat's some funny shit right thereLucky Lucan wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:51 am
I think it could be compared to strip mining Vs open pit dynamite mining. One just scrapes the surface and gradually collects while the other just smashes it up and blasts much of it into the atmosphere.
Otoh, if one is adroit, it is just as efficient as a bidet.
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I think I disagree with y’all.
The gun just sprays it and makes it easier for the paper to finish the job. It’s not a Karcher or an automatic car wash that you drive through. With only gun, you end with a wet and only partially cleaned ass. When you follow up with paper, there’s always more there to clean.
I think paper over gun - definitely paper over just a bucket of water, that doesn’t clean shit at all.
The gun just sprays it and makes it easier for the paper to finish the job. It’s not a Karcher or an automatic car wash that you drive through. With only gun, you end with a wet and only partially cleaned ass. When you follow up with paper, there’s always more there to clean.
I think paper over gun - definitely paper over just a bucket of water, that doesn’t clean shit at all.
This is the correct answer.bipolar bear wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:26 amThe correct answer is both.
Bum gun for for the cleaning,
The paper for the confirmation, drying and chamois off.
Lucan as ever either informative, appropriately destructive or extremely funny.
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We were using a scoop and bucket full of icy cold water when in the sticks in North East India. No problem with over spray there.
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Whatever makes your ass happy. I don't know what that fancy French word "chamoix" means, butt I like it.logos wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 5:06 amHe shoves a few sheets up his ass and sniffs them to add olfactive and visual clues that his sphincter is back to its pristine condition.Sonic1 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:48 amYou lost me at "confirmation."bipolar bear wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:26 amThe correct answer is both.
Bum gun for for the cleaning,
The paper for the confirmation, drying and chamois off.
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chamoix means he is shoving a Deer up his arse.Sonic1 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:03 amWhatever makes your ass happy. I don't know what that fancy French word "chamoix" means, butt I like it.logos wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 5:06 amHe shoves a few sheets up his ass and sniffs them to add olfactive and visual clues that his sphincter is back to its pristine condition.Sonic1 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:48 amYou lost me at "confirmation."bipolar bear wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:26 amThe correct answer is both.
Bum gun for for the cleaning,
The paper for the confirmation, drying and chamois off.
Agree, the like button enables acknowledgement of someone's post without writing a post saying, 'yeah man, good one.'
Unfortunately, the techie guy has been somewhat distracted of late.
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The lapping does nothing. And just think, in the village they splash a little up there, dry their unwashed hands on a communal towel, and then be on their way to cook food or shake your hand.
Cambodian wiring and an electric toilet..........mmmmmmmmmmm
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