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The Seawolf wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:59 pmAllow me to do it for you.
One day I shoved three thai hookers and ladyboy up my ass. I flew home. Then I spent a week shitting them out. But the ladyboy liked it up there. He still resides in my butt to this day. I call him Steve and feed him carrots.
She wouldn’t have been happy when they take her passport and tell her she has to pay back $35,000. It’s just about paid off by the time the visa expires and then she works with no visa saving money for herself until Immigration find her and she is deported.
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I was under the impression ladyboys went for ironic names like Bert, Gary, Andy, Sid and Kev. But on further thought I might be wrong. Maybe Tiffany, Saphire and Jade are more ladyboyish.
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When it comes to innuendo you can’t beat Leaning On A Lamppost by George Formby. It’s about stalking, sexual harassment and rape. Real talk.
What utter nonsense.The Seawolf wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:23 pmWhen it comes to innuendo you can’t beat Leaning On A Lamppost by George Formby. It’s about stalking, sexual harassment and rape. Real talk.
TheGrimReaper wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:45 pmSlavedog, you do not belong on this forum as you talk too much sense.
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Tempted as i am, i have better things to do than zoom in on the tats to see if he is a kiwi or a pom. I hpe he gets some help. Junkies have a harde enuff time of it in Canada, i can tell you.
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I feel great pity for all your hordes of begging, stealing and scamming junkies who struggle to make an honest living in Vancouver and other hot-spots. However can you please advise them not to come here, as they will receive short shrift from the hardened and cruel expats in Cambodia.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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Go listen to the lyrics. I am not saying this sinister undertone was intended. Of course it wasn’t. But it could be interpreted thus.slavedog wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:40 pmWhat utter nonsense.The Seawolf wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:23 pmWhen it comes to innuendo you can’t beat Leaning On A Lamppost by George Formby. It’s about stalking, sexual harassment and rape. Real talk.
I'm vaguely familiar with the song. Here are the lyrics:
I'm leaning on a lamp, maybe you think I look a tramp,
Or you may think I'm hanging round to steal a car.
But no, I'm not a crook, and if you think that's what I look,
I'll tell you why I'm here and what my motives are.
I'm leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street
In case a certain little lady comes by,
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes by.
I don't know if she'll get away, she doesn't always get away,
But anyhow I know that she'll try,
Oh me, oh my, I hope that little lady comes by.
There's no other girl I would wait for,
But this one I'd break any date for,
I won't have to ask what she's late for.
She wouldn't leave me flat, she's not a girl like that.
Oh she's absolutely wonderful and marvelous and beautiful
And anyone…
I don't know how anyone could listen to this and think of 'stalking, sexual harassment and rape'.
I'm leaning on a lamp, maybe you think I look a tramp,
Or you may think I'm hanging round to steal a car.
But no, I'm not a crook, and if you think that's what I look,
I'll tell you why I'm here and what my motives are.
I'm leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street
In case a certain little lady comes by,
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes by.
I don't know if she'll get away, she doesn't always get away,
But anyhow I know that she'll try,
Oh me, oh my, I hope that little lady comes by.
There's no other girl I would wait for,
But this one I'd break any date for,
I won't have to ask what she's late for.
She wouldn't leave me flat, she's not a girl like that.
Oh she's absolutely wonderful and marvelous and beautiful
And anyone…
I don't know how anyone could listen to this and think of 'stalking, sexual harassment and rape'.
TheGrimReaper wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:45 pmSlavedog, you do not belong on this forum as you talk too much sense.
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Is this rape pop then ?slavedog wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:00 amI'm vaguely familiar with the song. Here are the lyrics:
I'm leaning on a lamp, maybe you think I look a tramp,
Or you may think I'm hanging round to steal a car.
But no, I'm not a crook, and if you think that's what I look,
I'll tell you why I'm here and what my motives are.
I'm leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street
In case a certain little lady comes by,
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes by.
I don't know if she'll get away, she doesn't always get away,
But anyhow I know that she'll try,
Oh me, oh my, I hope that little lady comes by.
There's no other girl I would wait for,
But this one I'd break any date for,
I won't have to ask what she's late for.
She wouldn't leave me flat, she's not a girl like that.
Oh she's absolutely wonderful and marvelous and beautiful
And anyone…
I don't know how anyone could listen to this and think of 'stalking, sexual harassment and rape'.
Inner Circle - Sweat
So I say to myself if she loves me or not
But the dread are known that love is his to get
And with a little bit of this and a little bit of that
The lyrics goes on the attack
My tongue gets tied
And that's no lie
I'm looking in your eyes
I'm looking in your big brown eyes (Oh girl)
(And I've got this to say to you)
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat 'til you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out I'm gonna push it some more
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat 'til you can't sweat no more
And if you cry out I'm gonna push it
Push it push it some more
Haha - my money’s on Playboy
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Man hanging about at night waiting for a woman who he doesn't know to walk past and she might get away, and she has got away before but not always, and she will definitely try to get away but he will try his bestslavedog wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:00 amI'm vaguely familiar with the song. Here are the lyrics:
I'll tell you why I'm here and what my motives are.
I'm leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street
In case a certain little lady comes by,
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little lady comes by.
I don't know if she'll get away, she doesn't always get away,
But anyhow I know that she'll try,
Oh me, oh my, I hope that little lady comes by.
There's no other girl I would wait for,
But this one I'd break any date for,
I won't have to ask what she's late for.
She wouldn't leave me flat, she's not a girl like that.
Oh she's absolutely wonderful and marvelous and beautiful
And anyone…
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