My Wife’s Pyjamas,
My Wife’s Pyjamas,
To be serious they would have to be the most unattractive piece of apparel that a woman could wear. They are something that you would expect an 80 year old spinster to wear to protect her dignity.
At first glance, the eyes are blinded by a floral pattern more commonly found on a bed sheet from the 1940's. Upon closer inspection you discover that they start at the ankles, progress to the neck and then spread out to the wrists.
Excluding hands, feet and face – all is covered in a synthetic fiber mix that does not allow the body to breathe. I'm thinking she got to be fucking hot inside what she is wearing, but the answer is - I'm ok, why do you ask this question?
Then it's off to the early morning market to buy breakfast.
As one casually strolls amongst the throng of early morning shoppers, you realize they are all dressed like your wife and you run the risk of following the wrong woman for several shopping experiences and only realize your mistake when you attempt to assist her in carrying her purchases when this unknown woman turns and faces you and screams that you are trying to steal from her. ( Guilty of This I am, and the wife who was only a few feet away found my embarrassment somewhat amusing )
It's now 4 pm and the wife is about to go visit relatives and she is still wearing the same pajamas.
So now I'm thinking of creating an online shop that sells pajamas as Bed Wear, Street Wear and also Formal Wear.
It will be the same pair of pajamas in all instances, however they will be more expensive if you click on the Formal Ware tab. - ,.......
At first glance, the eyes are blinded by a floral pattern more commonly found on a bed sheet from the 1940's. Upon closer inspection you discover that they start at the ankles, progress to the neck and then spread out to the wrists.
Excluding hands, feet and face – all is covered in a synthetic fiber mix that does not allow the body to breathe. I'm thinking she got to be fucking hot inside what she is wearing, but the answer is - I'm ok, why do you ask this question?
Then it's off to the early morning market to buy breakfast.
As one casually strolls amongst the throng of early morning shoppers, you realize they are all dressed like your wife and you run the risk of following the wrong woman for several shopping experiences and only realize your mistake when you attempt to assist her in carrying her purchases when this unknown woman turns and faces you and screams that you are trying to steal from her. ( Guilty of This I am, and the wife who was only a few feet away found my embarrassment somewhat amusing )
It's now 4 pm and the wife is about to go visit relatives and she is still wearing the same pajamas.
So now I'm thinking of creating an online shop that sells pajamas as Bed Wear, Street Wear and also Formal Wear.
It will be the same pair of pajamas in all instances, however they will be more expensive if you click on the Formal Ware tab. - ,.......
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
We've been able to find a nice supply of asian pajamas here in the US. Seems we have one for each day of the month. I call them "Aunty" pajamas, or I call my wife "Eee" when she's wearing them, or even "Yay" if I'm being aggressive.
They are thankfully never worn outside of the home.
They are thankfully never worn outside of the home.
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach English."
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Scoffer obviously gets the right prices. I liked the bit about following the wrong pyjamas.
Up the workers!
scoffer wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 4:29 pm
Then it's off to the early morning market to buy breakfast.
As one casually strolls amongst the throng of early morning shoppers, you realize they are all dressed like your wife and you run the risk of following the wrong woman for several shopping experiences and only realize your mistake when you attempt to assist her in carrying her purchases when this unknown woman turns and faces you and screams that you are trying to steal from her. ( Guilty of This I am, and the wife who was only a few feet away found my embarrassment somewhat amusing )
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach English."
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Totally disagree. You are obviously buying your Khmer partner the wrong "Pyjama" tops and trousers. If you don't like her present ensemble, take her to a good tailor and chose the correct weight of material for the various seasons and you will be well rewarded.
Have you ever tried removing, with mutual consent, tight fitting jeans?
OML
Have you ever tried removing, with mutual consent, tight fitting jeans?
OML
Surely there is a gavinmac "Top ten" list on why you SHOULDN'T marry a Khmer, and pretty high up that list should be "owns pyjamas the same as those worn by old women at the wet markets".
Always listen to
Always listen to
Absolute deal breaker. Burn the pyjamas & invest in some Victoria Secret specials that she can't possibly wear in public.gavinmac wrote:<insert legendary advice here>
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
I'm all for burning the old P.J's and purchasing a sexy set of Victorian Secrets undies and top, but somehow the missus would consider that to be a very impractical expense, as she could not wear them to go shopping.,
As to OML 's comment about removing a tight fitting pair of jeans ( with consent of the occupier of the jeans )
That's a private event between and the good lady wife and I.
As to OML 's comment about removing a tight fitting pair of jeans ( with consent of the occupier of the jeans )
That's a private event between and the good lady wife and I.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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There's a lot of golden material in there. Especially funny given GavinMac's current status.Alexandra wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:21 pmYes, but no. https://www.khmer440.com/k/2011/09/7-re ... ian-woman/
And, there was indeed a reference to pajamas in there:
He also compared himself to Bill Cosby... that joke didn't age well:3. Cambodian women don’t age well.
Every year people buy hundreds of thousands of puppies. They enjoy their cute puppy antics for a while. Then the puppies become unattractive, smelly, loud, annoying, dogs. So their owners get sick of them and abandon them at the dog pound.
Young Cambodian women are a lot like puppies. When they are in their late teens and early twenties, they are exceptionally cute. They are fun and playful and they always act excited to see you. Sometimes they pee on your foot.
But after age 30, these cute young Cambodian women quickly turn into cackling, wrinkled, pajama-wearing, betel-chewing Medusas. You see very few well-preserved middle aged Cambodian women.
To be honest, I don’t want kids at all, whether genetically disadvantaged or otherwise. I don’t like being around kids for more than ten minutes. I can stand them just long enough to do my Bill Cosby-type routine where I interview them and ask them dumb questions. “How old are you, kid? 5? Do you have a job? I had a job when I was 4.” Then I laugh hysterically and the kid runs and hides behind his mother’s leg. That’s all I know about kids.
Lucky you scoffer, I think I just found you an "out" from the New York Times no less, (Khmer Times edit equivalent) .. just show her the article & read out loud.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/11/worl ... china.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/11/worl ... china.html
New York Times/minor edit wrote: Coronavirus Updates: Virus Is Said to Spread Through Pyjamas
Dozens of people were quarantined at a Hong Kong housing complex after the virus appeared to spread through their pyjamas. The number of total cases in China topped 42,000.
Two senior provincial officials are the first to be punished for mishandling the outbreak.
Hong Kong officials evacuated and quarantined dozens of residents of an apartment building after two people living on different floors were found to be infected with the coronavirus, the authorities said on Tuesday.
The two cases appeared to suggest that the virus had spread through their pyjamas, perhaps through a market visit, raising new fears about the virus’s ability to spread.
Officials from the city’s Center for Health Protection said the decision to partially evacuate the building was made after the discovery of pyjamas in the apartment of a newly confirmed patient, a 62-year-old woman. She lives 10 floors below a resident who was earlier found to be infected.
In addition to the infected residents, four other people living in three different units displayed symptoms of the coronavirus, according to Sophia Chan, Hong Kong’s health secretary.
In all, quarantines were ordered for the residents of 23 units of the Hong Mei House, a building on the Cheung Hong Estate, a public housing block in the New Territories section of the city.
The local outbreak prompted comparisons to an incident in 2003 when 329 residents of a housing estate in Hong Kong became infected with SARS, or severe acute respiratory syndrome. The virus was later found to have spread through defective piping. Forty-two of the infected residents died.
“Our initial understanding is that the relevant household may have done some self-remodeling work,” Frank Chan, Hong Kong’s secretary for transport and housing, said of the outbreak on Tuesday.
Mr. Chan denied that the recent cases were comparable to the 2003 outbreak because of the location of wearing the pyjamas. In the earlier case, the pyjamas were worn outside the building and the SARS virus was spread through the air.
At a government-organized news briefing on Tuesday, Professor Yuen Kwok-yung, a microbiologist at the University of Hong Kong, said the situation this time appeared to be different. But he said the authorities were not ruling out the possibility of pyjama transmission of the virus.
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
I'm starting to like you Spizgy,
I'll tell my wife she now has to sleep naked next to me to stop the "Corona virus" from spreading.
I'm sure you're used to getting "Hate Mail" cause you sure as hell will be getting some from the wife rather soon.
I'll tell my wife she now has to sleep naked next to me to stop the "Corona virus" from spreading.
I'm sure you're used to getting "Hate Mail" cause you sure as hell will be getting some from the wife rather soon.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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