What's the Nicest Thing a Prostitute Has Said to You?
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- OneTrickPony
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What's the Nicest Thing a Prostitute Has Said to You?
Disclaimer.
I don't go with prostitutes, but I am human and have been here over ten years now, so there were the occasional slips in the early days.
The nicest thing any of them said to me - no, not "will you marry me", or "I love you" - it was
" oh, you're one of the clever ones, I don't like them ".
I don't go with prostitutes, but I am human and have been here over ten years now, so there were the occasional slips in the early days.
The nicest thing any of them said to me - no, not "will you marry me", or "I love you" - it was
" oh, you're one of the clever ones, I don't like them ".
Up the workers!
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Yes GGC free but Khmer440 pay double, so $10 no problem (That was a long time ago)
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"You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave". Nightmare Puzzle, by Philip LaVoie.
Also said by that Charlie Sheen numpty (who once banned and blocked Felgerkarb and myself from his Twitter account because we took the piss out of him relentlessly for several hours).
Further thoughts on the subject ...
Full Article:This story got me thinking about the demand for non-relational contracting. Ian MacNeil, my former colleague at Northwestern, was famous for claiming that most contracting is “relational” — or extends the duty to perform contracts through time and repeated transactions. But Sheen’s (possibly apocryphal) quotation has me thinking that there may be contexts in which people would pay a premium to avoid a relationship.
http://freakonomics.com/2009/02/06/i-pay-them-to-leave/
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"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
It was incomprehensible, I had to tell her to stop talking with her mouth full. #mannersmakethman
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Hua Hin, Thailand 2014
After my getting my petite mort she just said "its on me"
I really think she means her service is for free (because I do good job) so quickly I am walking outside big stupid smile on my fukken face.
the screams from the mamasan outside soon made me come back and pay double to keep her and the boss silent
After my getting my petite mort she just said "its on me"
I really think she means her service is for free (because I do good job) so quickly I am walking outside big stupid smile on my fukken face.
the screams from the mamasan outside soon made me come back and pay double to keep her and the boss silent
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No! I pay you hamsun bong.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
"Mmmm, big paw paw."
Bless her, but no matter how I look at it, my tower of power does not resemble a paw paw and I've never heard of any other regenerative member described as such.
Bless her, but no matter how I look at it, my tower of power does not resemble a paw paw and I've never heard of any other regenerative member described as such.
"Not my circus, not my monkeys" - KiR
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You’re smaller than my regular who is as big as you.
My one and only time. I am super small though.
My one and only time. I am super small though.
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