How do you deal with Cockblockers?

the chicken · Post by **the chicken** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:07 am

So I was on Street 71 or something chit-chatting with Sreymom and Srey Pov, and some bearded fuckers from Louisiana said they are Donald Trump's cousin and bought them shots, and they took my chicks away.

How do I deal about it?

Starving Pelican · Post by **Starving Pelican** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:14 am

That wasn't cock-blocking. Cock-blocking is when A stops B and A has zero interest in the target. Instead, you, sir, had your grass cut.

the chicken · Post by **the chicken** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:20 am

I dont know how you define cockblocking, but those hot chicks were totally into me; they were out for some good time chilling out wanting me to chill out at their newly built condo and shit nearby Chroy Changva until those Duck Dynasy showed up and got them drunk.

chubacca · Post by **chubacca** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:46 am

well, I hope you didn't go home and beat up your wife fucktard

Florida Man · Post by **Florida Man** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:33 am

You gone and gotten outbidded, sucker.

shmegma · Post by **shmegma** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:45 am

..put down, the teebee.

it's oK.

it's over..

the chicken · Post by **the chicken** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:58 am

Chubbaca did you make any friends while you were in Cambodia and got your tail between legs back in the Australia outback as a bogan...so I heard.

chubacca · Post by **chubacca** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 10:26 am

^^ I did actually, your missus

cockhead · Post by **cockhead** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 10:28 am

cockblocking is when a you want to fuck someone but a tird party backstabs you to the intended target and the intended target then loses interest in you and avoids your cock.

ricecakes · Post by **ricecakes** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 10:31 am

That is like getting upset when you are fishing a bathtub full of trophy trout and one gets off the line.

slavedog · Post by **slavedog** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 10:41 am

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:27 am

Luckily my wife likes girls too

citizenK · Post by **citizenK** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:27 am

Srey Mom is all over town, and then her clueless boyfriend shows up and calls you an untrustworthy backstabbing cheater, before even getting introduced. Beware!

the chicken · Post by **the chicken** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:59 pm

chubacca wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 03, 2020 10:26 am
^^ I did actually, your missus

My mate was hanging out at Bondi beach the other day and saw your grandma was walking brasless. She had nice tits though.