How can I get laid in Phnom Peng?

the chicken · Post by **the chicken** » Sat Jul 11, 2020 11:53 pm

Tired of wanking..

Khmer Bleu · Post by **Khmer Bleu** » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:56 am

Make eye contact with random men.

Steve Zodiac · Post by **Steve Zodiac** » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:50 am

learn to spell?

fapsara · Post by **fapsara** » Sun Jul 12, 2020 3:42 am

Go back inside the egg.

GMJS-440 · Post by **GMJS-440** » Sun Jul 12, 2020 5:01 am

citizenK · Post by **citizenK** » Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:08 am

Find a busy Rover.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:20 am

Just walk up and down streets 130, 136, 172 after midnight, and ask every guy you meet.

Or you could get to the root of many of your problems with something like this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burdizzo

cvoneniner · Post by **cvoneniner** » Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:46 am

you may not haven time as kow covid numbers jumped by 15 today.

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Mon Jul 13, 2020 6:47 am

cvoneniner wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:46 am
you may not haven time as kow covid numbers jumped by 15 today.

Sounds illegal . Wait till the number jumps to 18

techietraveller84 · Post by **techietraveller84** » Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:50 am

Guest wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:20 am
Just walk up and down streets 130, 136, 172 after midnight, and ask every guy you meet.

Or you could get to the root of many of your problems with something like this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burdizzo

I looked up the Burdizzo.
"The Burdizzo is a castration device which employs a large clamp designed to break the blood vessels leading into the testicles. Once the blood supply to the testicles is lost, testicular necrosis occurs, and the testicles shrink, soften, and eventually deteriorate completely. When the device is used, the operator crushes the spermatic cords one at a time, leaving a space in between in order to prevent an interruption of blood-flow to the scrotum."

Now looking for a safe space.

logos · Post by **logos** » Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:24 am

So it's a sterilisation device for retards?
Sounds about just right for the chicken

Guru Meditation · Post by **Guru Meditation** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 8:09 am

As a side bonus, after the procedure you would be qualified for this years Darwin Awards!

Petrol Head · Post by **Petrol Head** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:29 am

And the hits keep coming (raining down?):

horace · Post by **horace** » Mon Jul 20, 2020 7:35 pm

Where the fuck is Phnom Peng?