There once was a poster, Ann Snow,
Psychosis brought on by the Blow,
‘Eat a bag of dicks!’
‘You decrepit, old pricks!’
Begging with kitties is low.
The Tefler Poet of GSM
- khmerhit
- In 93! - I was here, man, you know
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Don't give up the day job.
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Joined: '03; Member 39. Funny Quote: Prince Phillip to a driving Instructor in Scotland: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to pass the test?"
I thought the poetry was good. Anymore Cambodia expat poetry out There?
I was impressed with the original poems...hope the poet can get off the ice though and have a better life.
- springrain
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I chucked some up a few months back.
Heck, it was a short thread, long-forgotten by now.
I'll try to dig up one that wasn't in that thread.
Heck, it was a short thread, long-forgotten by now.
I'll try to dig up one that wasn't in that thread.
'History is a set of lies agreed upon.'
Attributed to Napoleon
Attributed to Napoleon
- springrain
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I don't think this was posted on that thread:
Dr Professor
Here I am professor
But at home I’m unemployed.
I’m an expert assessor.
(Someone’s got to fill the void!)
I wear a tie to hide my lie,
And carry lots of books.
My PhD wasn’t free
But no one ever looks.
My boss loves education
His wallet’s full to prove it.
His university’s so old
He never wants to move it
The trouble with a place so big
Is no one ever studies.
As far as money laundering goes
No students? Nah, no worries!
Dr Professor
Here I am professor
But at home I’m unemployed.
I’m an expert assessor.
(Someone’s got to fill the void!)
I wear a tie to hide my lie,
And carry lots of books.
My PhD wasn’t free
But no one ever looks.
My boss loves education
His wallet’s full to prove it.
His university’s so old
He never wants to move it
The trouble with a place so big
Is no one ever studies.
As far as money laundering goes
No students? Nah, no worries!
'History is a set of lies agreed upon.'
Attributed to Napoleon
Attributed to Napoleon
- springrain
- I'm on 3000; na na, na na na
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Harold Pinter once said, 'I walked into a room and saw two people standing up. A few weeks later, I wrote The Birthday Party.'
Or something like that.
(One can't tell what people actually said, these days!)
I walked into a bank, once and hurriedly scribbled this:
Who Wins?
Why is it, can you tell me so,
Oh, I would dearly love to know,
A lawyer, who is not that skilled,
A copper, who gets children killed,
Can make enough a month it seems,
To skip up to the the bank with reams
of crackly, scarcely crumpled notes?
(One never sees them in the bank, one notes.)
Flippin' heck - it's all just scribbling thoughts & feelings down.
That's all it is. A bit like a forum.
Or something like that.
(One can't tell what people actually said, these days!)
I walked into a bank, once and hurriedly scribbled this:
Who Wins?
Why is it, can you tell me so,
Oh, I would dearly love to know,
A lawyer, who is not that skilled,
A copper, who gets children killed,
Can make enough a month it seems,
To skip up to the the bank with reams
of crackly, scarcely crumpled notes?
(One never sees them in the bank, one notes.)
Flippin' heck - it's all just scribbling thoughts & feelings down.
That's all it is. A bit like a forum.
'History is a set of lies agreed upon.'
Attributed to Napoleon
Attributed to Napoleon
- Lucky Lucan
- K440 Knight Captain
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The Ann "Bag of Dicks" Snow and Da Cannibal ones were hilarious. Didn't you use to be a writer?
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Some say the world will end in fire.
Some say it will end in ice.
I say, give me enough ice.
That I light myself on fire.
Some say it will end in ice.
I say, give me enough ice.
That I light myself on fire.
- chilliwilli
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Here i sit all broken hearted.
Came to shit
But only farted.
fuck fuck fuck a duck!
eat a kangaroo!
fingerbang an orangutan!
orgy at the zoo!
eat a kangaroo!
fingerbang an orangutan!
orgy at the zoo!
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