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That's because Germany is the centre of the world for coprophilia. It's also why one of them felt the need to invent minty toothpaste.Alexandra wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 3:06 pmI was at Sensation White in Germany for New Year's many years ago when I had to do a number two. I guess I was taking too long because the police pulled open the door, threw me out of the bathroom stall and inspected my shit with their flashlights. I thought the manhandling was a bit over the top since people were openly advertising Ecstasy and cocaine on the dance floor inside the arena.
Is that why Germany is a country of lard-buckets?Hanno wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 8:58 pmI would agree that German food used to be pretty dire for decades, thanks to a lost war and communism, but I do think that today, Germany had some of the best, and most underrated, food anywhere. The bread, sausages, cheese, cold cuts, roasts, potato dumplings, desserts, are not to sniffed at.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Do you have any honey in the cupboard?Lucky Lucan wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 3:48 pmI've had a big jar of Marmite in my cupboard since 2006. I haven't touched it in years but it seems it lasts forever, like honey.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Not sure as I haven't been for years. But Google tells me that they rank well behind the USA, UK, and Australia.simon43- wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 11:34 amIs that why Germany is a country of lard-buckets?Hanno wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 8:58 pmI would agree that German food used to be pretty dire for decades, thanks to a lost war and communism, but I do think that today, Germany had some of the best, and most underrated, food anywhere. The bread, sausages, cheese, cold cuts, roasts, potato dumplings, desserts, are not to sniffed at.
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Vegemite, the abomination, grew out of copying 'Marmite'.
Is that so easy to (mis) understand?
Another Australian copy!
Is that so easy to (mis) understand?
Another Australian copy!
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Yes. and the oldest known sample of honey, found in an Ancient Egyptian tomb and dated to approximately 3000 years ago, was still perfectly edible.YaTingPom wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 12:20 pmDo you have any honey in the cupboard?Lucky Lucan wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 3:48 pmI've had a big jar of Marmite in my cupboard since 2006. I haven't touched it in years but it seems it lasts forever, like honey.
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Or so they say...Lucky Lucan wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 5:09 pmYes. and the oldest known sample of honey, found in an Ancient Egyptian tomb and dated to approximately 3000 years ago, was still perfectly edible.YaTingPom wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 12:20 pmDo you have any honey in the cupboard?Lucky Lucan wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 3:48 pmI've had a big jar of Marmite in my cupboard since 2006. I haven't touched it in years but it seems it lasts forever, like honey.
"I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes."
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I didn’t think you were that old. You must have chosen wisely with the simple carpenters bowl.Lucky Lucan wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 5:09 pmYes. and the oldest known sample of honey, found in an Ancient Egyptian tomb and dated to approximately 3000 years ago, was still perfectly edible.YaTingPom wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 12:20 pmDo you have any honey in the cupboard?Lucky Lucan wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 3:48 pmI've had a big jar of Marmite in my cupboard since 2006. I haven't touched it in years but it seems it lasts forever, like honey.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Processed cheese slices and supermarket mayo scare me abit. How the fock does that stuff keep so long without going bad?Lucky Lucan wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 5:09 pmYes. and the oldest known sample of honey, found in an Ancient Egyptian tomb and dated to approximately 3000 years ago, was still perfectly edible.YaTingPom wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 12:20 pmDo you have any honey in the cupboard?Lucky Lucan wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 3:48 pmI've had a big jar of Marmite in my cupboard since 2006. I haven't touched it in years but it seems it lasts forever, like honey.
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Stay well away from that cheese and mayo.
Guess most of us have a reasonable enough diet that we get by without supplements. Not so for an acquaintance of mine, who is pretty much on an alcohol diet and recently lost his marbles to a sustained lack of vitamin B12.
It has transformed this talkative functioning alcoholic in to a zombie. The State has issued papers for a guardian/manager to be appointed and has put him in care.
Marmite a great B vitamin supplement.
Guess most of us have a reasonable enough diet that we get by without supplements. Not so for an acquaintance of mine, who is pretty much on an alcohol diet and recently lost his marbles to a sustained lack of vitamin B12.
It has transformed this talkative functioning alcoholic in to a zombie. The State has issued papers for a guardian/manager to be appointed and has put him in care.
Marmite a great B vitamin supplement.
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Sorry to hear that. I had no idea you were acquainted with RobW.kinard wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 5:15 amStay well away from that cheese and mayo.
Guess most of us have a reasonable enough diet that we get by without supplements. Not so for an acquaintance of mine, who is pretty much on an alcohol diet and recently lost his marbles to a sustained lack of vitamin B12.
It has transformed this talkative functioning alcoholic in to a zombie. The State has issued papers for a guardian/manager to be appointed and has put him in care.
Marmite a great B vitamin supplement.
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