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Yes please!
Chicken has had mental health issues for much longer than the pandemic. His decline from an already low base has been a regular feature of 440 for at least a decade.Put the pipe down! wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 5:07 pmThe pandemic is a mental health catastrophe everywhere.
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Here is one story during my ESL gig
I wasn’t the interviewer, but the interview took place in the teachers’ office. I was at my desk going through my lesson plans during my break. The Khmer receptionist brought him the office to have an interview with a Khmer hiring manager. When he got to the door and was greeted by the hiring manager he replied to the hiring manager greeting with the “Aloooha;” even more funnier it totally matches his attire, the Hawaiian shorts and shirt. Me and another co-worker looked at one another in amusement.
Our local hiring manager isn’t well-traveled so the word Aloha is foreign to him. During the entire interview his sentences usually began or ended with ‘dude’. At the end of the interview our manager asked our interviewee what is “dude”? We couldn’t help but cracked out laughing. During his 2 months of employment, most of the students and Cambodian teachers loosely throwing the word ‘dude’ around when conversing to one another. After his 2 months adventure, he figured teaching isn’t his thing, so he went back to his ‘surfing paradise’ in California. Funny guy but wrong profession. His teaching was akin to Jack Black in the School of Rock if you take out the music and substitute it with surfing.
I wasn’t the interviewer, but the interview took place in the teachers’ office. I was at my desk going through my lesson plans during my break. The Khmer receptionist brought him the office to have an interview with a Khmer hiring manager. When he got to the door and was greeted by the hiring manager he replied to the hiring manager greeting with the “Aloooha;” even more funnier it totally matches his attire, the Hawaiian shorts and shirt. Me and another co-worker looked at one another in amusement.
Our local hiring manager isn’t well-traveled so the word Aloha is foreign to him. During the entire interview his sentences usually began or ended with ‘dude’. At the end of the interview our manager asked our interviewee what is “dude”? We couldn’t help but cracked out laughing. During his 2 months of employment, most of the students and Cambodian teachers loosely throwing the word ‘dude’ around when conversing to one another. After his 2 months adventure, he figured teaching isn’t his thing, so he went back to his ‘surfing paradise’ in California. Funny guy but wrong profession. His teaching was akin to Jack Black in the School of Rock if you take out the music and substitute it with surfing.
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This is quality stuff.
Any more stories?
Bonus points if they include you being a stud and you drinking a lot.
Any more stories?
Bonus points if they include you being a stud and you drinking a lot.
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I written a similar answer last week:
Not quite weird but more like crazy. During my second year at university I lived in a sharing flat with 3 other flatmates. One of them is a party animal. On his 21st birthday he invited people over. The agreement was our job as a flatmate was to be a cool host, get to keep left over booze and hook us up with his hot friends. Deal!
True to his words, chicks he invited over were hot. With 2000 bucks as a birthday gift from his parents, he spared no expenses. 8 kegs were pre ordered and food delivery on request.
As the evening progressed a friend of the birthday boy wanted to get laid with a particular chick. After a few kegs in one of my flatmates came up with a bizarre but very entertaining idea. The horny friend had to do a keg stand, if the beer spills out from his mouth in less than 15 seconds he will have to eat the nacho off that chick's belly. She at first absolutely refused but with a lot of chanting and egging her on with the combination of booze she agreed.
The guy never made it to 10 seconds. The chick had to lay flat on the dining table with only the bra on. He tried his best to scoop the corn chips and cheese with his lips and tongue, but there were still cheese and crumbs remained in and around her belly button.
As a punishment, 2 strawberries were placed on her nipples and whip cream on top and he had to finish it in one go. Second mission succeed! Let's just say me and my other flatmates ended up sleeping in the living room on that night.
Not quite weird but more like crazy. During my second year at university I lived in a sharing flat with 3 other flatmates. One of them is a party animal. On his 21st birthday he invited people over. The agreement was our job as a flatmate was to be a cool host, get to keep left over booze and hook us up with his hot friends. Deal!
True to his words, chicks he invited over were hot. With 2000 bucks as a birthday gift from his parents, he spared no expenses. 8 kegs were pre ordered and food delivery on request.
As the evening progressed a friend of the birthday boy wanted to get laid with a particular chick. After a few kegs in one of my flatmates came up with a bizarre but very entertaining idea. The horny friend had to do a keg stand, if the beer spills out from his mouth in less than 15 seconds he will have to eat the nacho off that chick's belly. She at first absolutely refused but with a lot of chanting and egging her on with the combination of booze she agreed.
The guy never made it to 10 seconds. The chick had to lay flat on the dining table with only the bra on. He tried his best to scoop the corn chips and cheese with his lips and tongue, but there were still cheese and crumbs remained in and around her belly button.
As a punishment, 2 strawberries were placed on her nipples and whip cream on top and he had to finish it in one go. Second mission succeed! Let's just say me and my other flatmates ended up sleeping in the living room on that night.
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Wow, what a wild ride!
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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Lucan gotta say in everything i.e. youtube bullshits. Anyways wanna hear more stories?
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No. I'm really quite surprised at how totally lame they were. You must have something more interesting to tell us besides staff room bollocks and student shenanigans? Seriously, I expected a lot better than that.
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Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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The town where I am residing is a tourist town where its economy mainly relies on it. If you are a night crawler this town can be very entertaining. You are bound to meet all kind of people. From high spenders, riffraff, self-proclaimed undercover CIA, NSA etc., retired MI6, Navy seals, sexpats and sex tourists who negotiate openly with hookers to the last dollar, NASA engineers but complained 50 cents draft beer is expensive and the list goes on…
Anyways, to the topic. Nothing pissed off establishment owners more than people ask for a free glass of water then sit there using free WIFI for hours. On a particular day I was out having some beer with an expat friend at a Bar & Restaurant. There were 3 backpackers who had been sitting there for hours on their phones and order absolutely nothing, they even brought a long their refilled 1.5 liters bottled water.
As customers starting to fill up the waiters kept on asking them if they want to order something. Not only they continously said no but also had the nerve to flirt with the waitresses too. Finally the manager came and told them if they are not going to order anything they need to leave, he even said the obvious that his place needs room for other customers. I just want note that Khmer people by nature tend to avoid confrontation, this was a rare occasion.
One of the backpackers had the audacity to reply that there isn't a rule that says they have to order anything. The manager calmly left. About 10 minutes later 2 Flying Tigers arrived on their Honda Night Hawk motorbikes, they are like bouncers slash law enforcement came over to their table and asked them to step outside. The backpackers suddenly realized they were in no good situation and tried to leave. A Flying Tiger got hold of their backpacks and another one asked them what their problem was, and demanded to see their visa status on their passports. They said their passports are at their hostel. The hilarious part was those backpackers tried to smooth talk the Flying Tigers by trying to fist bump, hug, handshake…nothing worked.
They were all placed with force on the back of the bike and brought to a station. I am certain they won't walk out free unless they spit out some money…. those guys never work for free.
So just a note to the readers, if you are coming to Cambodia for the first time, don't let your situation involving cops if you are the one who caused the trouble, get away fast before they arrive. Their mainstream of income relies on thing like this.
Anyways, to the topic. Nothing pissed off establishment owners more than people ask for a free glass of water then sit there using free WIFI for hours. On a particular day I was out having some beer with an expat friend at a Bar & Restaurant. There were 3 backpackers who had been sitting there for hours on their phones and order absolutely nothing, they even brought a long their refilled 1.5 liters bottled water.
As customers starting to fill up the waiters kept on asking them if they want to order something. Not only they continously said no but also had the nerve to flirt with the waitresses too. Finally the manager came and told them if they are not going to order anything they need to leave, he even said the obvious that his place needs room for other customers. I just want note that Khmer people by nature tend to avoid confrontation, this was a rare occasion.
One of the backpackers had the audacity to reply that there isn't a rule that says they have to order anything. The manager calmly left. About 10 minutes later 2 Flying Tigers arrived on their Honda Night Hawk motorbikes, they are like bouncers slash law enforcement came over to their table and asked them to step outside. The backpackers suddenly realized they were in no good situation and tried to leave. A Flying Tiger got hold of their backpacks and another one asked them what their problem was, and demanded to see their visa status on their passports. They said their passports are at their hostel. The hilarious part was those backpackers tried to smooth talk the Flying Tigers by trying to fist bump, hug, handshake…nothing worked.
They were all placed with force on the back of the bike and brought to a station. I am certain they won't walk out free unless they spit out some money…. those guys never work for free.
So just a note to the readers, if you are coming to Cambodia for the first time, don't let your situation involving cops if you are the one who caused the trouble, get away fast before they arrive. Their mainstream of income relies on thing like this.
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Okay, that's a lot better.
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Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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I cant believe we live in a generation where chicks telling us how to behave.
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You have lots of leeway on this site but, come on, 4 posts about absolute bollocks in 5 minutes?the chicken wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 11:33 pmI cant believe we live in a generation where chicks telling us how to behave.
I’m assuming you’re just drunk and will lift you off preview tomorrow when you’ve sobered up.
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