Ah well that's when you squeeze ever so gently so as not to induce the least tremor (make sure the victim is stone drunk first, it helps), or use poison or any means that isn't hurtful, as opposed to chopping the victim bit by bit when s/he's still alive.How do you feel about gentle murders?
Please don't tell Alanclark. The fool takes everything literally and likes to see himself as a white knight tasked with various rescue missions so he'd get upset again and is likely to call the cops to rescue his imaginary victims