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Had a little ding-dong with my neighbour this morning who was complaining that I had dared to move his wheelbarrow and No Parking barriers that he strategically places on the roadside so that no one can park directly outside his house...
After much discussion about the manners of his daughter and why it was not possible for anyone to park in the 4 spaces he was blocking he suddenly decieded to pull out Ace Card and let me know he is in fact the "Police".
I am wondering, does anyone teach this fuckpigs how to drive....
By the way... this is the space he is complaining about. If anyone parks there he cannot reverse out... cunt.
After much discussion about the manners of his daughter and why it was not possible for anyone to park in the 4 spaces he was blocking he suddenly decieded to pull out Ace Card and let me know he is in fact the "Police".
I am wondering, does anyone teach this fuckpigs how to drive....
By the way... this is the space he is complaining about. If anyone parks there he cannot reverse out... cunt.
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What space is he complaining about, where the dark colored pickup truck and red truck are parked ?
Are you saying he's not saving a space for himself to park in (dick move), he's just blocking off the side of the street all the way across from his driveway in perpetuity because he needs the entire street to back out (insane dick move)?
How did you resolve it? You can't have him blocking off those spaces, it is, like I said, insane. Just move the signs over to his driveway each time right behind his car. With any luck he will back over them.
Are you saying he's not saving a space for himself to park in (dick move), he's just blocking off the side of the street all the way across from his driveway in perpetuity because he needs the entire street to back out (insane dick move)?
How did you resolve it? You can't have him blocking off those spaces, it is, like I said, insane. Just move the signs over to his driveway each time right behind his car. With any luck he will back over them.
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i am guessing the spaces in front of the house RHS that are vacant ? Tell him you want to have it out with the police. Fuck him. He does not own the car spots.
Man up chucky.
Failing that......buy a $500 junker truck and park it there in the middle of the night and then slash the tyres.
Man up chucky.
Failing that......buy a $500 junker truck and park it there in the middle of the night and then slash the tyres.
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ricecakes wrote:i am guessing the spaces in front of the house RHS that are vacant ?
Aah, you're probably right. Still, as you said, he doesn't own the parking spots. I can see though how if cars are parked on each side of the road it might be difficult for an unskilled driver to back out of the driveway.
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Does he own a public road? That's news... Locals do think they own the space in front of their house, so in practice that's the way it is. But as far as I know there are no laws supporting this. No blocking his driveway is one thing, but the whole space alongside? Fuck him and park there then just walk away.
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Hey what's the difference between a Khmer policeman and a dog? You stop when a dog runs onto the road.
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
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Most Khmer drivers couldn't back out if their house was along one of those:gavinmac wrote:I can see though how if cars are parked on each side of the road it might be difficult for an unskilled driver to back out of the driveway.
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And then there's the Belgians!Hanno wrote:Most Khmer drivers couldn't back out if their house was along one of those:gavinmac wrote:I can see though how if cars are parked on each side of the road it might be difficult for an unskilled driver to back out of the driveway.
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This is the space he thinks he has right to... the red truck by the way is his.. which completely fucked up his argument when he said parking on "his street" was allowed only for 2 or 3 minutes... the red truck has been there 2 weeks or more..
"Resolved" the situation by telling him to focus on his child's manners (she (about 5 years old) runs out of the house when you park there pointing and shouting "no!").. when he's done that I will look at the parking.
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You should probably just call,.. JOHHHNN CEEENAAA!!
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Khmers and maneuvers....
Maybe you can propose to drive his car out for him.
Maybe you can propose to drive his car out for him.
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Chuck Wow wrote:
"Resolved" the situation by telling him to focus on his child's manners (she (about 5 years old) runs out of the house when you park there pointing and shouting "no!").. when he's done that I will look at the parking.
Yeah, I'm guessing you haven't.
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