Beware of aggressive monkeys
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Beware of aggressive monkeys
This video shows two monkeys attacking a toddler playing on the balcony around Kandal Market in Phnom Penh.
Please remember that monkeys are wild animals. They are often aggressive against animals and small children. Do not leave them unattended around monkeys.
Please remember that monkeys are wild animals. They are often aggressive against animals and small children. Do not leave them unattended around monkeys.
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Love the way everybody ran off and left the toddler behind. But yes, monkeys accustomed to people are vicious buggers. We had a lot of problems with monkeys in the hotels my parents worked in in Kenya. People would feed them (signs everywhere NOT to feed them), monkeys got used to it and eventually just took whatever they wanted, often injuring guests in the process. Same guests got all outraged when my brother and I shot a few during afternoon tea (best time to get to them).
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Surprised they ran away and left the child to defend himself. I would have used the toddler as a human shield while trying to kick the monkeys away
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I fucking hate monkeys. In Malaysia they were a nightmare when camping and a bonfire had to be lit to keep em away. Bonfire , camping in 38c and the humidity are not a nice combination. One evening I went for a sunset walk onlt to return to find the cunts had ripped open my panniers searching for food which they had found. The bottom of one pannier was a porridge of coffee, rice , water, dried soup n herbs plus the holes they put in the tent and panniers made life miserable during the frequent rains. Fucking things should exterminated en mass
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Again, they are perfectly fine until humans start feeding them. I have never been as scared as in the Ubud forest on Bali. The Macaques there are huge and aggressive as hell. I talked to a nurse volunteering there, and she said people get bitten every single day. And the teeth on those mofukcers make a German Shepherd look like poodle.horace wrote: ↑Wed Jun 02, 2021 5:57 pmI fucking hate monkeys. In Malaysia they were a nightmare when camping and a bonfire had to be lit to keep em away. Bonfire , camping in 38c and the humidity are not a nice combination. One evening I went for a sunset walk onlt to return to find the cunts had ripped open my panniers searching for food which they had found. The bottom of one pannier was a porridge of coffee, rice , water, dried soup n herbs plus the holes they put in the tent and panniers made life miserable during the frequent rains. Fucking things should exterminated en mass
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I woke up to a monkey in my room in Koh Rong in January- scared the living hell out of me when at 6:30 it rushed by grazing my leg! I ran out so fast, only in underwear haha. And yes, I went to bed with all doors shut, just forgot to lock it and the little bugger opened it.
My parents still talk about visiting the monkey temple with Pedros in K Spue, and how eery the place was with all the aggressive monkeys, one of which stealing the bag of food right from his hand haha.
My parents still talk about visiting the monkey temple with Pedros in K Spue, and how eery the place was with all the aggressive monkeys, one of which stealing the bag of food right from his hand haha.
Everyone should get that warning when they visit cambodiaexpatsonline
Short of the bullets Hanno long ago used, what is the best way of keeping them away from your house and a family with small kids?
Me tossing bath dippers full of water works short term, but only when I'm standing there above them. I suggested a typical khmer slingshot and small balls of clay, but Khmer friends looked askance at me.
(My dogs kept them outside our normally open house years ago, the large one, friendly but fierce, would bite before growling or barking. But presentation and personality seems key, the current monkey troop have almost no fear of the neighbours 2 German Shepards.)
Me tossing bath dippers full of water works short term, but only when I'm standing there above them. I suggested a typical khmer slingshot and small balls of clay, but Khmer friends looked askance at me.
(My dogs kept them outside our normally open house years ago, the large one, friendly but fierce, would bite before growling or barking. But presentation and personality seems key, the current monkey troop have almost no fear of the neighbours 2 German Shepards.)
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Who would have thought that monkeys are our closest relatives.
Stealing, bullying, jealousy, heirachy.
Stealing, bullying, jealousy, heirachy.
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I used to live by Wat Phnom and those monkeys are nasty as hell. Sometimes they got a hold of beer and glue from the trash and things got interesting.
There was one that was particularly nasty that went into a neighbor's apartment and bit the finger off a baby. I bought Tramadol tabs for 10k Riel crushed them and put inside bananas that I left on the balcony. He ate them and never came back.
Things like pepper spray and stun guns only make them more aggressive! Raid spray doesn't do anything. Trust me I've done it all. Spiking fruit with drugs works the best unless you shoot them I guess ...
There was one that was particularly nasty that went into a neighbor's apartment and bit the finger off a baby. I bought Tramadol tabs for 10k Riel crushed them and put inside bananas that I left on the balcony. He ate them and never came back.
Things like pepper spray and stun guns only make them more aggressive! Raid spray doesn't do anything. Trust me I've done it all. Spiking fruit with drugs works the best unless you shoot them I guess ...
There is nothing cute and cuddly about a monkey that has lost it's fear of humans and invades your property / house. Look at the teeth on them - they will cut you to pieces.
Shoot them, poison them - just get them the fuck away from you and your family.
Yes, to a point we are responsible for creating this problem, but that does not mean I'm willing to place myself or family at risk.
Shoot them, poison them - just get them the fuck away from you and your family.
Yes, to a point we are responsible for creating this problem, but that does not mean I'm willing to place myself or family at risk.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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Apes are our closest relatives not monkeys you moron. If you don't know the difference then google it.spitthedog wrote: ↑Thu Jun 03, 2021 1:57 pmWho would have thought that monkeys are our closest relatives.
Stealing, bullying, jealousy, heirachy.
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Got another tale about the devil's offspring.
India , Shimla 1998, thought I would down the valley and up the the next valley to where there was a temple dedicated to the monkey god. On the other side of the valley it was all wooden steps up to the temple.
At the base of the steps was a dwarf who was selling peanuts and he got got pissed that didn't buy any , not fucking hungry I said . I walked up the steps about halfway was the biggest fattest monkey I have ever seen. It approached me and was well over waist height. Chill , I thought , it must be used to humans, but reflexes made me put my hands in my pockets and the the cunt of monkeys thought I was about to give him food and when my hands didn't reappear the fucker attacked ripping my pants to pieces. Fucking dwarf just sat there laughing saying I told you to buy peanut.
India , Shimla 1998, thought I would down the valley and up the the next valley to where there was a temple dedicated to the monkey god. On the other side of the valley it was all wooden steps up to the temple.
At the base of the steps was a dwarf who was selling peanuts and he got got pissed that didn't buy any , not fucking hungry I said . I walked up the steps about halfway was the biggest fattest monkey I have ever seen. It approached me and was well over waist height. Chill , I thought , it must be used to humans, but reflexes made me put my hands in my pockets and the the cunt of monkeys thought I was about to give him food and when my hands didn't reappear the fucker attacked ripping my pants to pieces. Fucking dwarf just sat there laughing saying I told you to buy peanut.
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k440, something to do when you're pissed.
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I went to a temple the other day and saw the monkeys wanking furiously.
The monks told me to pull my shorts up and never visit again.
The monks told me to pull my shorts up and never visit again.
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