We could get a nice little betting pool going here. 7-1 she has less than 5 teeth, 5-1 she's overweight, 2-1 she uses a fake photoandyinasia wrote:Um, thanks for the offer, the bodywork, the phone number, but you've omitted the most important detail. Can we see a photo first?triggerfingers wrote:Seriously guys( chuckle, chuckle)....
sixty minute massage with me...you walk out healed and rejuvenated.
sixty minutes of sex with me, at the very least you won't be able to walk. Stick to the massage.
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triggerfingers wrote:Guess you'll have to use your imagination in regard to what I look like........
Am I close?
I know a farmer who wants a bunch of diseased pigs gotten rid of as quickly and cheaply as possible. I'll send him around your direction, cheers for posting your name, address and telephone number
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Well Hiiiiiiiiiidy Ho Mr. Hanky!
Gee you must have alot of extra time on your hands to be able to find all these nice pictures and put em up on this 'lil ol website. It's sad though 'cause I just don't have the time to answer ya 'cause I've been too busy with my work and having fun and just livin' life. Well schucks it's sooo much fun that maybe you oughta try it. It's never too late to change from being a pathetic, ugly, smelly piece of crap. So here's where you and I part ways but I found this video of you on youtube and I thought ya might like to see yourself one last time before you head off to reform yourself.......bye bye and best of luck to ya!
Gee you must have alot of extra time on your hands to be able to find all these nice pictures and put em up on this 'lil ol website. It's sad though 'cause I just don't have the time to answer ya 'cause I've been too busy with my work and having fun and just livin' life. Well schucks it's sooo much fun that maybe you oughta try it. It's never too late to change from being a pathetic, ugly, smelly piece of crap. So here's where you and I part ways but I found this video of you on youtube and I thought ya might like to see yourself one last time before you head off to reform yourself.......bye bye and best of luck to ya!
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I'd just like to pipe in and say IF you need triggers services then they will likely be worth the money, if you just want a relaxing rub down then the local services will do the job.
There is a massive difference between the two services being discussed.
Unfortunately I don't live in PP but Thailand and I will be seeing a Westerner for a partly locked hamstring in the next few days - the locals could not fix that, and most would make it worse.
There is a massive difference between the two services being discussed.
Unfortunately I don't live in PP but Thailand and I will be seeing a Westerner for a partly locked hamstring in the next few days - the locals could not fix that, and most would make it worse.
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