Sunday Buffet at The Exchange
Do I understand that right, someone put ice into red wine. Fuck where is this world going.
Mormon at the doOr ?
Cue:
Pants dropped.
Squirrel in a furious headlock.
Chant "Beelzebub,Beelzebub..."
#poof #
No more Mormon.
Cue:
Pants dropped.
Squirrel in a furious headlock.
Chant "Beelzebub,Beelzebub..."
#poof #
No more Mormon.
Rated R for Ricecakes
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If you had met Scoffer you would realise that any woman, no matter how desperate, would prefer "mothers little helper" to Scoffer.cambod wrote:You didn't hit it?
Scoffer knows and accepts this, he would not waste his time trying to hit on anything.
Note to self: Must be nice to morons.
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Are you sure ?Mormon wrote:
I am allowed caffeine free drinks ...
I thought Mormons are not allowed caffeine or teas, even free.
They bring more out, duh!Mormon wrote: I am stating that if I had taken what meat was available, then yes, the meat would have been finished. Are you the owner or are you in anyway associated with the establishment?
The owner, or even associated with it? Ha! I wish.
Ouch!LaudJohn wrote:If you had met Scoffer you would realise that any woman, no matter how desperate, would prefer "mothers little helper" to Scoffer.cambod wrote:You didn't hit it?
Scoffer knows and accepts this, he would not waste his time trying to hit on anything.
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Wow! You live dangerously!Mormon wrote:I am allowed caffeine free drinks, obviously no alcohol. I don't wear my badge away from my missionary work
Why do you remove the badge?
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
We are actually allowed to drink caffeine in Coca Cola or Pepsi Cola. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (The Mormon Church) have given clarification on this issue. We are advised to be careful of addictions. Our body is a precious gift from God. If you are interested in learning more about us, even if you are just curious, please let me know. It may be best to start a new thread, this all started over an incident of poor service and minuscule meat portions at a buffet! Funny enough, we are also advised by the church not to eat too much meat. Could The Exchange become the Sunday meeting place for us Mormons?OSS 117 wrote:Are you sure ?Mormon wrote:
I am allowed caffeine free drinks ...
I thought Mormons are not allowed caffeine or teas, even free.
Wow! You live dangerously!
Why do you remove the badge?[/quote]
Even Mormon's need to take a break! Oh boy, do I live dangerously? Have you tried riding around Phnom Penh on a bicycle selling religion?
Why do you remove the badge?[/quote]
Even Mormon's need to take a break! Oh boy, do I live dangerously? Have you tried riding around Phnom Penh on a bicycle selling religion?
Even Mormon's need to take a break! Oh boy, do I live dangerously? Have you tried riding around Phnom Penh on a bicycle selling religion? [/quote]Mormon wrote:Wow! You live dangerously!
Why do you remove the badge?
Do you sell by the kilo?
Even Mormon's need to take a break! Oh boy, do I live dangerously? Have you tried riding around Phnom Penh on a bicycle selling religion? [/quote]
Do you sell by the kilo?[/quote
Not exactly. Gordon B. Hinckley, prior President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, said: “Our major source of revenue is the ancient law of the tithe. Our people are expected to pay 10 percent of their income to move forward the work of the Church. The remarkable and wonderful thing is that they do it. Tithing is not so much a matter of dollars as it is a matter of faith. It becomes a privilege and an opportunity, not a burden. Our people believe in the word of God as set forth in the book of Malachi, that the Lord will open the windows of heaven and pour down blessings that there will not be room enough to receive them (Malachi 3:8-10). Moving and touching is the testimony of Latter-day Saints throughout the world concerning this the Lord’s law for the financing of His work.”
Do you sell by the kilo?[/quote
Not exactly. Gordon B. Hinckley, prior President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, said: “Our major source of revenue is the ancient law of the tithe. Our people are expected to pay 10 percent of their income to move forward the work of the Church. The remarkable and wonderful thing is that they do it. Tithing is not so much a matter of dollars as it is a matter of faith. It becomes a privilege and an opportunity, not a burden. Our people believe in the word of God as set forth in the book of Malachi, that the Lord will open the windows of heaven and pour down blessings that there will not be room enough to receive them (Malachi 3:8-10). Moving and touching is the testimony of Latter-day Saints throughout the world concerning this the Lord’s law for the financing of His work.”
Mormon! Learn how to quote!
I used to wonder why you guys can only be trusted to ride nothing bigger or more complicated than a bicycle; now I know why.
I used to wonder why you guys can only be trusted to ride nothing bigger or more complicated than a bicycle; now I know why.
Mr Cambod. It isn't my quote, it was Gordon B. Hinkley's quote. I don't think I will ever be a Church leader. I don't think I'll even make an Elder, I nearly had another accident on my bicycle today. The traffic here is dangerous, I can't get a decent Sunday lunch, I can't find caffeine free diet coke, I wanna go home!
I'm starting to think you probably shouldn't even operate a bicycle.Mormon wrote:Mr Cambod. It isn't my quote, it was Gordon B. Hinkley's quote. ...
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