Tired of listening to all this crap about hostess bars and how badly the men treat women. I thought it was time to fight back. I am seeking investors to open Phnom Penh's first HOST bar.
What better sight than seeing these sex starved XXXXXX women stradling a (a hate to use the word) stools and stuffing crisp (probably grimy) $1 notes down the speedos of young men pole dancing and doing the YMCA and full monty thing. Not sure if there is a law about this though. However to avoid any possible repercusion the men would be made to where full lenght...... lets leave that to your imgination.
Next time you are out sitting on the riverfront count how many of them there are. Hint the one with the blanket is an Elephant.
Why call it longfellows? Well if you can call a bar hooters where the only mound worth mentioning is a national monument why the hell not.
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Longfellows - the latest bar craze
There was once a local place behind the old Martini that had a backroom setup where naked men as well as women danced around poles. Might have been more exciting if the men wore a bit of clothing and left something to the imagination. Yawn.
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The other night I checked out this new ‘Hooters’ on Street 174.
Actually, if the truth be told, I started checking it out that morning, via a quick web search and contact with the Hooters empire in the US – I was shocked to learn that the Phnom Penh Hooters is a bootleg copy, the bar equivalent of a pirated DVD !
Of course, a few of you may be sceptical that I was shocked by such news – trust in your feelings on that one!
Actually, one of the reasons I checked it out was the nagging thought at the back of my mind that the place would only last a couple of months… either until the rainy season keeps all the customers at home, or until the ‘Tea Money’ collections of the local boys in Blue/ Green/ Beige …
After a slight detour due to my brain not working and a lack of signs displaying the street number I found the bar. It was its ‘official’ opening night, despite being open a couple of weeks before that.
I have to sadly report, that I had the largest breasts in the place.
Actually, if the truth be told, I started checking it out that morning, via a quick web search and contact with the Hooters empire in the US – I was shocked to learn that the Phnom Penh Hooters is a bootleg copy, the bar equivalent of a pirated DVD !
Of course, a few of you may be sceptical that I was shocked by such news – trust in your feelings on that one!
Actually, one of the reasons I checked it out was the nagging thought at the back of my mind that the place would only last a couple of months… either until the rainy season keeps all the customers at home, or until the ‘Tea Money’ collections of the local boys in Blue/ Green/ Beige …
After a slight detour due to my brain not working and a lack of signs displaying the street number I found the bar. It was its ‘official’ opening night, despite being open a couple of weeks before that.
I have to sadly report, that I had the largest breasts in the place.
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Speedos aren’t sexy. And dancing around by a man or a woman makes them look goofy. Then again, some women may enjoy that.What better sight than seeing these sex starved XXXXXX women stradling a (a hate to use the word) stools and stuffing crisp (probably grimy) $1 notes down the speedos of young men pole dancing and doing the YMCA and full monty thing. Not sure if there is a law about this though. However to avoid any possible repercusion the men would be made to where full lenght...... lets leave that to your imgination.
I actually read something (*cough*andsawavideoclip*cough*) here in the USA about how many male strippers don’t abide by the same “don’t touch” rules that female strippers do, and in fact engage in sexual activity with female customers, even for free, more often than female strippers do with male customers. I wonder how it would go down else ware.
You know, it is sad enough when some bitter, closeted, pleat-wearing ex-frat’s wet dream comes true in the name of the lameness and sledge-hammer insinuation that is Hooters already, but after seeing a news-clip of one opening in China (I believe it was) it is even sadder that scraping the bottom of the barrel of US culture and sending it over seas resulted in the clueless, ethno-centric example of the workers there not “fitting” the foundation on which the whole thing is based.I have to sadly report, that I had the largest breasts in the place.
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Fuck I love that shit...payback for Western economic imperialism.gavinmac Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 11:09 am Post subject:
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There's a Hooters in Nairobi as well. Also a knockoff. The burgers there were terrible, and, worst of all, the waitresses were fully dressed.
You also don't want any amphetamine users. I remember the early 90s, realising at 07:30am the next morning that those little china whites had done a hell of a dissapearing act on parts of my anatomy and I'd chewed through my whistle.gavinmac wrote:Would "Longfellows" be air conditioned? If the room is too cold, a guy's penis could shrivel up like stack of dimes. If I wore a speedo in a cold room it would look like I was smuggling a couple of aspirin in there.
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Err, sorry Nirvana, could you translate that into ‘guy half asleep on the desk with a hangover this morning’ language ?Nirvana wrote:You know, it is sad enough when some bitter, closeted, pleat-wearing ex-frat’s wet dream comes true in the name of the lameness and sledge-hammer insinuation that is Hooters already, but after seeing a news-clip of one opening in China (I believe it was) it is even sadder that scraping the bottom of the barrel of US culture and sending it over seas resulted in the clueless, ethno-centric example of the workers there not “fitting” the foundation on which the whole thing is based.I have to sadly report, that I had the largest breasts in the place.
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These would be local men working in the bar so I guess the aircon wouldn't make much of a difference.gavinmac wrote:Would "Longfellows" be air conditioned? If the room is too cold, a guy's penis could shrivel up like stack of dimes. If I wore a speedo in a cold room it would look like I was smuggling a couple of aspirin in there.
It wouldn't be competition for the Salt lounge, as it's aimed at Hetreo women.
It sucks that Hooters, which is some middle-aged, secretly gay, foot-ball loving, ex-frat boy‘s idea of Heaven, became so popular in the USA (but not all surprising). The whole idea of Hooters is childish and lame. I saw news clips the other day of one opening in what I believed was China (it was late and I wasn’t really watching it initially) and it is sad that of all things it had to be Hooters that made it there. It is particularly sad as it really high-lighted the differences in our cultures (and, embarrassingly, a tendency to assume what is true in one culture will be in the other) which are clearly in part dictated by our physiology. The reason is because the Chinese women wearing the Hooters uniform looked like 10 year-old American girls in the breast department.Playboy wrote:Err, sorry Nirvana, could you translate that into ‘guy half asleep on the desk with a hangover this morning’ language ?Nirvana wrote:You know, it is sad enough when some bitter, closeted, pleat-wearing ex-frat’s wet dream comes true in the name of the lameness and sledge-hammer insinuation that is Hooters already, but after seeing a news-clip of one opening in China (I believe it was) it is even sadder that scraping the bottom of the barrel of US culture and sending it over seas resulted in the clueless, ethno-centric example of the workers there not “fitting” the foundation on which the whole thing is based.I have to sadly report, that I had the largest breasts in the place.
Not allowed? Wow. Then again, I do think the spectacle of stripping is goofy. As a surprise joke my cousin, Shannen, took me to a strip-joint with another cousin and a friend of her's for my 21st birthday. Seeing all this climbing up poles and dancing like an idiot to music and people going, "YEAH!" in the audience had me giggling. Though I talked to some dancers and they were really nice at least.Phnom Penh already has a host bar, its called Talkin' to a Stranger, and barang ladies often shag the all-male staff. Unfortunately stripping is not allowed in the Kingdom.
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