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Just so happens I'm sitting in a hotel room about a hundred yards from where the African chicks hang out in Bangkok. In the interests of research, I'll take a wonder down there later and see if there are as many there now as there were a month ago.
TheGrimReaper wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:45 pmSlavedog, you do not belong on this forum as you talk too much sense.
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There has been African girls working on and off around 51 for quite a few years. I remember asking one of them who was smiling at me her name in a polite English style, she replied "Me name pussy" I always thought that was a good starter for an introduction.
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Reminds me of my former Thai gf, when i met her and asked her name, she replied with "Porn", needless to say that from that moment, i was completely hooked...chicorytip wrote:There has been African girls working on and off around 51 for quite a few years. I remember asking one of them who was smiling at me her name in a polite English style, she replied "Me name pussy" I always thought that was a good starter for an introduction.
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"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"..
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He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"..
Mobile Playboy - be afraid, be very afraid
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I have seen heaps of African hookers lately. Some were really beautiful but a lot have AIDS. I am in Africa though.
Sex is the national sport in this country.
Sex is the national sport in this country.
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Yeah, in Australia it's also like that!ken svay wrote:I have seen heaps of African hookers lately. Some were really beautiful but a lot have AIDS. I am in Africa though.
Sex is the national sport in this country.
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Yeah, you won't get far in East Africa without attracting some booty. Do some of that Congo Limba stuff. Don't do any freaky stuff though, oral sex can get you 10 years in Zambia and that bamberclart ting you like so much can get you a life-sentence in Uganda. Keep it safe buddy.ken svay wrote:I have seen heaps of African hookers lately. Some were really beautiful but a lot have AIDS. I am in Africa though.
Sex is the national sport in this country.
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Picture this guys! A typical late night on Street 51 Mr Fruitcake is totally wasted and is buying a burger from the Midnite train. And then a big fat out of shape, almost resembling a gorilla hooker from the depths of Nigeria approaches him and says "hey movie star man, didn't I see you play a copper on TV the other day?" Ohhh please don't arrest, I'll give you a free fuck!!! Completely shit faced Mr. Fruitcakes reply was................. overpriced?
All good RC I thought I'll take the piss as I got nothing much to do for the next few days.
All good RC I thought I'll take the piss as I got nothing much to do for the next few days.
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FFS, I'd like to be in the court gallery when a dude is trying to defend himself about muff diving a 10 kilo crack...a Judge Judy gold mine.Lucky Lucan wrote:Yeah, you won't get far in East Africa without attracting some booty. Do some of that Congo Limba stuff. Don't do any freaky stuff though, oral sex can get you 10 years in Zambia and that bamberclart ting you like so much can get you a life-sentence in Uganda. Keep it safe buddy.ken svay wrote:I have seen heaps of African hookers lately. Some were really beautiful but a lot have AIDS. I am in Africa though.
Sex is the national sport in this country.
Never mind.
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Hey what do you call a bunch of Africa hookers? A bunch of African hookers you fucking racist bastard.
Nah... wannabe English teachers!
Nah... wannabe English teachers!
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What about the 'raasclart ting'?Lucky Lucan wrote:bamberclart tingken svay wrote:I have seen heaps of African hookers lately. Some were really beautiful but a lot have AIDS. I am in Africa though.
Sex is the national sport in this country.
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