Anton Chigurh wrote:Anton Chigurh wrote:tarariverboat wrote:if a fish jumps in your boat ,dont throw it back over board..
And, choose your top-mates more carefully.
You know, this actually got me thinking.
Sometimes we forget the vast expanses of wisdom and hard wrought experience and insight that the storied members of 440 provide and espouse throughout it's hallowed halls.
So, here, I shall lay down just a snippet of the lessons I have learned from the multitude of venerable and venerated, wizened souls that bless this forum with their time and effort.
In no particular order:
detroithustle: You may be a '2' back home but in Cambodia you're a '10'.
gavinmac: Make your personality deficiencies work for you.
g&t: Lap-bands don't work. Don't put a ring on the first mocha-skinned, thick-lipped, hard-bodied, bubble-butt who bat's her fake eyelashes at you.
playboy: ******redacted*******
beerbaron: Never give up, you don't have to be stuck in the tefl jobber grist mill forever.
vladimir: Sometimes you are stuck in the tefl jobber grist mill forever. The best way to get a Walkabout whore to stop bothering you, is to choke-slam her against the wall.
logos: No matter how reformed you try to be, there are those still here, who remember you when.
ricecakes: No amount of unadulterated asshattery is unforgivable.
Il Postino 4000: Don't ask scoobz to sort shit out at 3:11am.
horace: For lower lumbar distress, relief is no further than your nearest Yama dealer.
RobW: Treat street beggars with the utmost respect and loving kindness.
Chuangt2u: Sometimes you're paranoid
and everyone's out to get you.
slavedog: Beer koozies are good for keeping your prick warm in the winter.
...tbc...