The Felgerkarb Gym Rant Thread
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The Felgerkarb Gym Rant Thread
Please post your gym rants here. Mine are, at the moment, as follows.
1. Pussy music. Fucking chick ballads, estrogen laced K pop lovely, lovely man has no place in a gym. If I can't hear Cannibal Corpse with my headphones in, it's time for me to crush your skull in with a dumbbell, freshie.
2. Mirrors are not for zit popping or hair styling. They are to make sure you get your form correct when lifting. Also, step in front of me when lifting, I will shove a barbell up your skinny, flat ass.
3. Rack the weights, slobs. Fucking Dumbbells tossed around like empty beer cans at a beer garden. How hard can it be to re rack a 2 kg dumbbell there, Hulk? Mixing plates on a rack...10kg, 2kg, 10kg, 5kg.. What the FUCK?!?!
4. Do a real set and get off the rack or bench. Flinging around a couple kilos for thirty fucking seconds, then checking Facebook for ten minutes isn't a set, twinkle toes...it's a logjam and I will push your pussy ass off the machine or bench.
5. Free Wifi at the gym. Really? Ok, if you are checking YouTube for correct form, I will let that slide...but Facebook, instafag or whatever you dick cheeses are tapping away on has no place in the gym. Guess where I am, bong....FUCK!
6. Doing sets while on the phone. Da fuck? Go outside and make the call, don't pretend to have any intensity as you ask your assgrab partner if you have eaten yet while you flail around with a dumbbell.
7. Chicks in the gym. No, I could give a fuck about you, I am not watching you. I don't give a fuck. I am on a mission and it involves iron, not you, honey. I don't go to a hostess bar to do curls, so don't think I give two shits about you, saddlebags.
1. Pussy music. Fucking chick ballads, estrogen laced K pop lovely, lovely man has no place in a gym. If I can't hear Cannibal Corpse with my headphones in, it's time for me to crush your skull in with a dumbbell, freshie.
2. Mirrors are not for zit popping or hair styling. They are to make sure you get your form correct when lifting. Also, step in front of me when lifting, I will shove a barbell up your skinny, flat ass.
3. Rack the weights, slobs. Fucking Dumbbells tossed around like empty beer cans at a beer garden. How hard can it be to re rack a 2 kg dumbbell there, Hulk? Mixing plates on a rack...10kg, 2kg, 10kg, 5kg.. What the FUCK?!?!
4. Do a real set and get off the rack or bench. Flinging around a couple kilos for thirty fucking seconds, then checking Facebook for ten minutes isn't a set, twinkle toes...it's a logjam and I will push your pussy ass off the machine or bench.
5. Free Wifi at the gym. Really? Ok, if you are checking YouTube for correct form, I will let that slide...but Facebook, instafag or whatever you dick cheeses are tapping away on has no place in the gym. Guess where I am, bong....FUCK!
6. Doing sets while on the phone. Da fuck? Go outside and make the call, don't pretend to have any intensity as you ask your assgrab partner if you have eaten yet while you flail around with a dumbbell.
7. Chicks in the gym. No, I could give a fuck about you, I am not watching you. I don't give a fuck. I am on a mission and it involves iron, not you, honey. I don't go to a hostess bar to do curls, so don't think I give two shits about you, saddlebags.
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8. Freshies and Korean housewives that inexplicably do "warm up" exercises on the dumbell rack.Felgerkarb wrote:Please post your gym rants here. Mine are, at the moment, as follows.
1. Pussy music. Fucking chick ballads, estrogen laced K pop lovely, lovely man has no place in a gym. If I can't hear Cannibal Corpse with my headphones in, it's time for me to crush your skull in with a dumbbell, freshie.
2. Mirrors are not for zit popping or hair styling. They are to make sure you get your form correct when lifting. Also, step in front of me when lifting, I will shove a barbell up your skinny, flat ass.
3. Rack the weights, slobs. Fucking Dumbbells tossed around like empty beer cans at a beer garden. How hard can it be to re rack a 2 kg dumbbell there, Hulk? Mixing plates on a rack...10kg, 2kg, 10kg, 5kg.. What the FUCK?!?!
4. Do a real set and get off the rack or bench. Flinging around a couple kilos for thirty fucking seconds, then checking Facebook for ten minutes isn't a set, twinkle toes...it's a logjam and I will push your pussy ass off the machine or bench.
5. Free Wifi at the gym. Really? Ok, if you are checking YouTube for correct form, I will let that slide...but Facebook, instafag or whatever you dick cheeses are tapping away on has no place in the gym. Guess where I am, bong....FUCK!
6. Doing sets while on the phone. Da fuck? Go outside and make the call, don't pretend to have any intensity as you ask your assgrab partner if you have eaten yet while you flail around with a dumbbell.
7. Chicks in the gym. No, I could give a fuck about you, I am not watching you. I don't give a fuck. I am on a mission and it involves iron, not you, honey. I don't go to a hostess bar to do curls, so don't think I give two shits about you, saddlebags.
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9. Running or walking flat footed on the tread mills. BOOM BOOM BOOM. Elephants are quieter.
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10. TV's
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
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Katoeys need to look good too!Garry Crabtree wrote:10. TV's
I came, I argued, I'm out
(Get beyond the YouTube picture, it's just a good gym vid, not all boobs, promise!)
X. The Place locker key distribution system. I know it gets busy sometimes, but without fail when there's three or four guys trying to get changed, we're all wedged into one little arse enclave whilst the rest of the changing room is utterly empty. The goons on the front desk just look clueless when you point out key 88 just got handed out 2 minutes ago, so you don't want key 89.. Painful (pre-workout!)
X. The Place locker key distribution system. I know it gets busy sometimes, but without fail when there's three or four guys trying to get changed, we're all wedged into one little arse enclave whilst the rest of the changing room is utterly empty. The goons on the front desk just look clueless when you point out key 88 just got handed out 2 minutes ago, so you don't want key 89.. Painful (pre-workout!)
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Spigzy wrote: X. The Place locker key distribution system. I know it gets busy sometimes, but without fail when there's three or four guys trying to get changed, we're all wedged into one little arse enclave whilst the rest of the changing room is utterly empty. The goons on the front desk just look clueless when you point out key 88 just got handed out 2 minutes ago, so you don't want key 89.. Painful (pre-workout!)
Haha I've noticed that too.
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^^ joined the place recently and I hate that fucking noise they play, otherwise i like the place , watching khmer housewifes do yoga is a turn on for me.
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I've seen that strange key sausage fest thing at the Cambodiana too.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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