How many HIV tests have you had?
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When I lived in London I got tested every month because it was free and next door to my house.
Interview with a nurse in room one about sexual habits since last test.
Second room thumbprick HIV test, draw a vial of blood.
Third room a hatch opened and a cup to piss in was passed through, and passed back out again.
Then back to room 2 to be told test negative, asked if I would like the results of all the other STI tests send my email, post, sms or come and collect, and given a kings ransom of condoms and lube for free. Good NHS service that.
I was promiscuous as fuck in London, less so here, after the first couple of years anyhow.
Here, in seven years tested 4 times. Nowadays I just buy the tests myself online, draw my own blood, mix the reagent and wait 15 mins for the results.
Never had any STD/STI, but did pick up some crabs once, easily sorted with Licealiz.
I have spoken to a startling number of white male expats who (without coercion) admitted to having sex with two to three hookers a week, anal, vaginal and oral who never wear condoms and have never felt the need to be tested, just bomb azithromycien (sp?) if they think they have the clap (bar as a confessional and all that)
Interview with a nurse in room one about sexual habits since last test.
Second room thumbprick HIV test, draw a vial of blood.
Third room a hatch opened and a cup to piss in was passed through, and passed back out again.
Then back to room 2 to be told test negative, asked if I would like the results of all the other STI tests send my email, post, sms or come and collect, and given a kings ransom of condoms and lube for free. Good NHS service that.
I was promiscuous as fuck in London, less so here, after the first couple of years anyhow.
Here, in seven years tested 4 times. Nowadays I just buy the tests myself online, draw my own blood, mix the reagent and wait 15 mins for the results.
Never had any STD/STI, but did pick up some crabs once, easily sorted with Licealiz.
I have spoken to a startling number of white male expats who (without coercion) admitted to having sex with two to three hookers a week, anal, vaginal and oral who never wear condoms and have never felt the need to be tested, just bomb azithromycien (sp?) if they think they have the clap (bar as a confessional and all that)
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Good post. I found them to be annoyingly Christian in their morality a lot of the time in the UK. After all we are not just doing ourselves a service by being tested.Jackal wrote:When I lived in London I got tested every month because it was free and next door to my house.
Interview with a nurse in room one about sexual habits since last test.
Second room thumbprick HIV test, draw a vial of blood.
Third room a hatch opened and a cup to piss in was passed through, and passed back out again.
Then back to room 2 to be told test negative, asked if I would like the results of all the other STI tests send my email, post, sms or come and collect, and given a kings ransom of condoms and lube for free. Good NHS service that.
I was promiscuous as fuck in London, less so here, after the first couple of years anyhow.
Here, in seven years tested 4 times. Nowadays I just buy the tests myself online, draw my own blood, mix the reagent and wait 15 mins for the results.
Never had any STD/STI, but did pick up some crabs once, easily sorted with Licealiz.
I have spoken to a startling number of white male expats who (without coercion) admitted to having sex with two to three hookers a week, anal, vaginal and oral who never wear condoms and have never felt the need to be tested, just bomb azithromycien (sp?) if they think they have the clap (bar as a confessional and all that)
Can you post the link to the site you order those tests from? I'm sure one or two people might be interested.
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www.ebay.com - search HIV test kit/ whatever test you want really.
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used to get tested every time i went to the gum clinic back in England
been numerous times out here as well at the Paramed Lab on 154?
costs like $11/12 get the results the next day
was last tested September last year
been numerous times out here as well at the Paramed Lab on 154?
costs like $11/12 get the results the next day
was last tested September last year
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When I was on the prowl, every 6 months. When I found a SO had it, about 5 times in 2 months, just to be sure it wasn't under my watch. it wasn't, but that was a grim time for everyone. My old employer required it as well, immediate deportation if positive, btw.
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Shagged like a rabbit in Thailand (chicks) in the 90's never used a condom. Got tested in Oz for visa. All good!
Had one here just for piece of mind before I got married.
Barang over here who insist on bumming blokes in dresses without using condoms are crazy. And gay.
Had one here just for piece of mind before I got married.
Barang over here who insist on bumming blokes in dresses without using condoms are crazy. And gay.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
YaTingPom wrote:Shagged like a rabbit in Thailand (chicks) in the 90's never used a condom. Got tested in Oz for visa. All good!
Had one here just for piece of mind before I got married.
Barang over here who insist on bumming blokes in dresses without using condoms are crazy. And gay.
Oi! leave Bert out of it. It's not his fault SEA made him gay.
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this is true, and the dose of HIV in vaginal fluid is far less potent than in blood and semenGin&Tonic wrote:Statistically, its the ones being bummed that are in the highest risk group. Not the pitchers...
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You're assuming the bummees don't do the bumming also.Gin&Tonic wrote:Statistically, its the ones being bummed that are in the highest risk group. Not the pitchers...
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Ewww. Blood and semen chat in the morning. Yum.
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That does sound a bit gay.YaTingPom wrote: Barang over here who insist on bumming blokes in dresses without using condoms are crazy. And gay.
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