Whooring and Eating in Afghanistan
Whooring and Eating in Afghanistan
So I have an invite from one of my old school pals who is now the governor of one of the more restless provinces in Afghanistan.
I'd like to go, but am much less carefree than I used to be; actually a bit of a scaredy cat. He tells me it's heaven on earth: fine looking women with brown skin and green eyes, wonderful food all available to him and his guests. Only it's hard to get good wines and Cognac. Just Russian vodka.
Anyone been recently?
I'd like to go, but am much less carefree than I used to be; actually a bit of a scaredy cat. He tells me it's heaven on earth: fine looking women with brown skin and green eyes, wonderful food all available to him and his guests. Only it's hard to get good wines and Cognac. Just Russian vodka.
Anyone been recently?
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I was there in October. Kabul and Herat. Mazar-e-Sharif is also safe, but the road there isn't.
Is he inviting you to the restless province or just to meet him in Kabul?
Is he inviting you to the restless province or just to meet him in Kabul?
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I believe to the restless provinces, but I'll be picked up by him and his entourage in Kabul and from there will affect my ingress into the world of sweet meats and silken skin he promises in his province.
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He's lying. Afghanistan's a shithole. Not as bad as Pakistan, but a shithole nonetheless.
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I'd like to hear a bit more about what it's like to be there. Most of the friends I've had who have worked there don't say much, just that they stay in a compound and need armor just to go to the bank or anything. They have said good things about the food surprisingly and other stuff, but in general it sounds awful.
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I think it was better a few years back, there was more of an expat community. Almost everyone has left in last three years as the security situation has deteriorated.
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I don't think he wants to kidnap and murder me on video.gavinmac wrote:He's lying. Afghanistan's a shithole. Not as bad as Pakistan, but a shithole nonetheless.
He's the governor. He just said all the world is the same and there's lots of lovely pussy.
He's a British public school boy, for God's sake. How could he be lying?
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Shit! I just spent the last 20 minutes writing a detailed post on my fkn' phone and then lost it! Sorry Rob, will try again later.
I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
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Hey RobW do you know why they can"t teach sex education and driving lessons on the same day in Afghanistan?
The camels get too tired.
The camels get too tired.
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A friend of mine just left Afghanistan. He has spent more time there than any grunt (Army Corps of Engineers) and he says it is total shit hole.
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