I am.
ahh, that's better...
how frigging bored
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how frigging bored
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It must be horrifyingly sad to be as bitter and twisted as you, hanky. My heart goes out to you, sincerely, I pray you'll find peace and harmony in your angry mind some day.
Not that I care even the tiniest fuck what you think of me, but I am not prone to making up stories about princesses. Perhaps the saddest side-effect of my seemingly unstoppable cycle of self-sabotage is how it is all poignantly punctuated by a spectacular ability to break only the most tender of hearts.
Strange as it may seem to you, I find the truth even more bizarre. In late 2004 while working at a Thai university, I tutored -nothing more- a cute Chinese/Indonesian English teacher undertaking ESL training. She passed the course and returned to Indonesia. Three months later I came home from work and there she was, sitting on a suitcase waiting at my door. It would have been churlish of me not to have invited her in.
In retrospect, if I had known that letting her into my room that afternoon would lead me to become inextricably involved with the psychotic product of the most dysfunctional bunch of fucked up refugee aristocrats this side of Romanovs, I'd have left her outside on the stairwell. Probably...
Months passed before I learned anything whatsoever of her exceedingly odd upbringing as the daughter of the estranged reigning monarch of China's Hainan Island, which explained a hell of a lot, but by then escape no longer seemed possible.
Even out here in the depths of a mine way outback in Western Australia I still look over my shoulder in fear she'll suddenly appear.
Not that I care even the tiniest fuck what you think of me, but I am not prone to making up stories about princesses. Perhaps the saddest side-effect of my seemingly unstoppable cycle of self-sabotage is how it is all poignantly punctuated by a spectacular ability to break only the most tender of hearts.
Strange as it may seem to you, I find the truth even more bizarre. In late 2004 while working at a Thai university, I tutored -nothing more- a cute Chinese/Indonesian English teacher undertaking ESL training. She passed the course and returned to Indonesia. Three months later I came home from work and there she was, sitting on a suitcase waiting at my door. It would have been churlish of me not to have invited her in.
In retrospect, if I had known that letting her into my room that afternoon would lead me to become inextricably involved with the psychotic product of the most dysfunctional bunch of fucked up refugee aristocrats this side of Romanovs, I'd have left her outside on the stairwell. Probably...
Months passed before I learned anything whatsoever of her exceedingly odd upbringing as the daughter of the estranged reigning monarch of China's Hainan Island, which explained a hell of a lot, but by then escape no longer seemed possible.
Even out here in the depths of a mine way outback in Western Australia I still look over my shoulder in fear she'll suddenly appear.
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That's a good boy, let it all out, you'll feel a lot better.koastal wrote:I am a total fuckwit. I bore the shit out of everyone on this forum with my overblown ego. I now live in Cambodia to hide the fact that all of my fellow countrymen recognise immediately that I over-comensate with bravado because I am riddled by doubts about my manliness.
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Give it a rest dickwad, the more you post the less sense you make.
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Yeah, well Im sure its great being a meth-head with paranoia and delusions, keep up the bad work psycho. I'm not going to pray for anyone, let alone you, you deserve everything you get.It must be horrifyingly sad to be as bitter and twisted as you, hanky. My heart goes out to you, sincerely, I pray you'll find peace and harmony in your angry mind some day.
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My previous post still stands, dickwad. You really are so full of shit it spills all over the keyboard and pollutes K440.
What kind of tosser is made a moderator of an online forum for a day (or was it two) before having that privilege removed because he was so totally embarrassing? I mean that you were ever made a moderator on this site was obviously a result of your undoubted ability to brown-nose like the slimy cock-sucking toad you've always been. At least KiR woke up soon enough and rescinded such an ill-thought decision...
What kind of tosser is made a moderator of an online forum for a day (or was it two) before having that privilege removed because he was so totally embarrassing? I mean that you were ever made a moderator on this site was obviously a result of your undoubted ability to brown-nose like the slimy cock-sucking toad you've always been. At least KiR woke up soon enough and rescinded such an ill-thought decision...
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At least Koastal doesn't make silly claims that can be discounted with a simple wiki search http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hainan_Island. Funny, seems Hainan Island never had a monarchy, in fact it was a place where they sent disgraced officials and so on. Sounds like Hainan is to China what Australia is to England.
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