Why Do White People Smell Like Lemons???
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At least we don't smell like curry and rotten eggs like Indian people, I guess.
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Are you taking the pith?DetroitMuscle wrote:Well...., how come ya'll smell like lemons.
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
According to my better half, everyone in Phnom Pehn smells of stale urine.
She reckons ya'll washing in it
I cant smell it myself
She reckons ya'll washing in it
I cant smell it myself
My Three Mothers Tell Me I'm An Attention Whore.. I Love My Mums
Pipped me to it!Garry Crabtree wrote:Are you taking the pith?DetroitMuscle wrote:Well...., how come ya'll smell like lemons.
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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bigphatt wrote:According to my better half, everyone in Phnom Pehn smells of stale urine.
She reckons ya'll washing in it
I cant smell it myself
I believe the Romans washed there clothes with urine.
One of the greatest civilizations on earth (ever) can't be wrong can they?
If it's good enough for the Romans then it's good enough for Shitsville i say.
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
She makes it sound like that's a bad thing.bigphatt wrote:According to my better half, everyone in Phnom Pehn smells of stale urine.
She reckons ya'll washing in it ...
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I heard butter, but close enough.springrain wrote:We all exude various smells. Our perspiration, especially, varies in smell among different races, I read somewhere that to the Japanese, white folk give off a smell like sour milk.
It's ok, most of north east Asia smells like mothballs, so it all evens out.
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But locals are infuriating when it comes to to make deciduousnsprahocalypse now wrote:Because if you squeeze them, you get some juice.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
I remember travelling for a couple weeks with a group of western chicks, one night one of them told me that she, and others in the group, couldn't get enough of my scent and she wanted to rip my clothes off every time she was near me...the entire time I was in the company of these chicks I was doing nothing but chain smoking cigarettes and drinking beer like it was water! Personally I thought I must've smelt like an overflowing ashtray full of stale beer
True story! I definitely didn't, and still don't, smell lemon scented!
True story! I definitely didn't, and still don't, smell lemon scented!
I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
Must of been the Kiwi accent...PSD_Kiwi wrote:I remember travelling for a couple weeks with a group of western chicks, one night one of them told me that she, and others in the group, couldn't get enough of my scent and she wanted to rip my clothes off every time she was near me...the entire time I was in the company of these chicks I was doing nothing but chain smoking cigarettes and drinking beer like it was water! Personally I thought I must've smelt like an overflowing ashtray full of stale beer
True story! I definitely didn't, and still don't, smell lemon scented!
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Yeah. They kept saying "six, six" which was the time they planned on escaping but PSD_kiwi translated it as "sex, sex".Micmac wrote:Must of been the Kiwi accent...PSD_Kiwi wrote:I remember travelling for a couple weeks with a group of western chicks, one night one of them told me that she, and others in the group, couldn't get enough of my scent and she wanted to rip my clothes off every time she was near me...the entire time I was in the company of these chicks I was doing nothing but chain smoking cigarettes and drinking beer like it was water! Personally I thought I must've smelt like an overflowing ashtray full of stale beer
True story! I definitely didn't, and still don't, smell lemon scented!
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Or if the chicks were yanks they probably thought he was South African, or Austrian.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
.YaTingPom wrote:Yeah. They kept saying "six, six" which was the time they planned on escaping but PSD_kiwi translated it as "sex, sex".Micmac wrote:Must of been the Kiwi accent...PSD_Kiwi wrote:I remember travelling for a couple weeks with a group of western chicks, one night one of them told me that she, and others in the group, couldn't get enough of my scent and she wanted to rip my clothes off every time she was near me...the entire time I was in the company of these chicks I was doing nothing but chain smoking cigarettes and drinking beer like it was water! Personally I thought I must've smelt like an overflowing ashtray full of stale beer
True story! I definitely didn't, and still don't, smell lemon scented!
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Or if the chicks were yanks they probably thought he was South African, or Austrian.
...or they thought he was gay.
edit; The normal straight up bloke only dreams of this. PSD do you have penile disfunction? or a you indeed gay? if not why on earth didn't you give each and everyone of the tour party a jolly good rogering?
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