How do you make a living in Cambodia?

Abou-Gor · Post by **Abou-Gor** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:04 pm

Quite simply cheese.
I fill my suitcases and smuggle it through customs (only been stopped once). I find the wealthier expats can't get enough of it.
I generally make enough on a run to support myself handsomely in a BBK1 apartment for around a year.
I used to smuggle drugs but I find the profit on cheese here is a lot better.
The hot hipster chicks are all over me for it.

PorkPiePorn · Post by **PorkPiePorn** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 12:37 am

Abou-Gor wrote:Quite simply cheese.
I fill my suitcases and smuggle it through customs (only been stopped once). I find the wealthier expats can't get enough of it.
I generally make enough on a run to support myself handsomely in a BBK1 apartment for around a year.
I used to smuggle drugs but I find the profit on cheese here is a lot better.
The hot hipster chicks are all over me for it.

What kind of cheese, and how do you off load it?

Lucky Lucan · Post by **Lucky Lucan** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 1:20 am

The only cheese that schmuck has is the knob variety.

PorkPiePorn · Post by **PorkPiePorn** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 4:39 am

Abou-Gor wrote:Quite simply cheese.
I fill my suitcases and smuggle it through customs (only been stopped once). I find the wealthier expats can't get enough of it.
I generally make enough on a run to support myself handsomely in a BBK1 apartment for around a year.
I used to smuggle drugs but I find the profit on cheese here is a lot better.
The hot hipster chicks are all over me for it.

If you get stopped with a suitcase full of cheese, what will happen?

violet · Post by **violet** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 4:52 am

Would the cheese survive the journey without becomung a health risk?

Jack Smith · Post by **Jack Smith** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 7:36 am

PorkPiePorn wrote:If you get stopped with a suitcase full of cheese, what will happen?

To be honest that's Nacho business.

It sounds like he is going to grate pains to make sure he gets thru customs Caerphilly in order to avoid a stay in the Bangkok Stilton.

ricecakes · Post by **ricecakes** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 7:42 am

Chuck Wow wrote:
PorkPiePorn wrote:If you get stopped with a suitcase full of cheese, what will happen?
To be honest that's Nacho business.

It sounds like he is going to grate pains to make sure he gets thru customs Caerphilly in order to avoid a stay in the Bangkok Stilton.

All of that is emmental my dear Watson...

Jack Smith · Post by **Jack Smith** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 7:55 am

Well I'll brie edam-ed Ricecakes tried to make a funny.

It was a Gouda effort but..

RainMan · Post by **RainMan** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 9:44 am

LL had it right, smegma cheese.

Barang_doa_slae · Post by **Barang_doa_slae** » Sun Nov 20, 2016 11:36 am

PorkPiePorn wrote:
Abou-Gor wrote:
If you get stopped with a suitcase full of cheese, what will happen?

Happened to some people Inknow I know while they were transiting in Beijing on their way from Europe to here. The custom officer put one guy cheese in the bin. The horrified dude showed his airline excess bagage bill and told it was an official authorization letter. I don't know how he pulled it off (not being able to speak english might have helped) but the 20kg of cheese and ham came out of the bin. Meanwhile his travel partner was cold sweating at all the fuss since he himself had no cheese carry on but 10g of pure peruvian flake up the shitter

I had a good laugh at their story while sampling their various delicacies.