I Fucked Up
Fap fap fap fap... a new genre of camrotic fiction has arrived. Someone call Donelly and those kampot crime writers and get this shit in print.
He could be the anais nin for the me(th) generation.
He could be the anais nin for the me(th) generation.
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You may very well be right. I think I made it clear from the very beginning that I'm the bad guy in the situation. I did not deal with it the way that most of you guys said that I should. One or two posters did say to talk to the landlord. It is what it is. What's done is done. I can't do like Superman and reverse the rotation of the Earth and do it all over again. Not possible.Jamie_Lambo wrote:i think youre likely mistaking her being horny with her being desperate to get the horrible ordeal over with...JayBoogie wrote:Okay, let me walk you through it. At first we just began kissing and she enjoyed it. The more kissing the more deeply she started to breathe and things progressed. She was rubbing my arms and starting to get into things a little bit. She voluntarily removed her own panties. Yes I did go down on her but she was so reserved that when she started to get a little too excited from the licking she wanted to do something else. The oddest thing of all was that she did not want me to put even a pinky inside of her. She just wanted me to to put my dick right in with no lube or anything. I had to convince her to use it because I did not want to hurt her I've already stated that.Jamie_Lambo wrote:JayBoogie wrote:It wasn't a foreplay issue. Despite her reservations and background she was very horny. It was me who insisted on using the lubrication. Look, if you guys think I'm full of shit and making this all up then don't even bother reading. Go back to your sad miserable lives. Hang out in your lame-ass expat bars, start drinking at 11 a.m. and screw your bar girls.Mèo Đen wrote:Jamie_Lambo wrote:JayBoogie wrote: It was not a foreplay issue. I ate her pussy even though she wasn't into it at first.JayBoogie wrote: I tried to do as much foreplay as possible to make things go smoother but she only seemed to be interested in sexy kissing. She would not let me finger her or do anything to get things loosened up.
Cant even keep your fucking story straight
so did you go down on her or not?
also you claim she was very horny, yet she only seemed to be interested in kissing?
you come on here claiming to be asking for advice, then run off and do your own thing anyway when everyone advised against it,
you didnt come here for advice you came for a high five and a pat on the back, then got upset when everyone thought you was a prick
because if she was actually horny and that into you, she would have fucked you for free, not desperately clinching onto the $50 note you gave her...
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This is not only JayBooger, but also the current "ruler" of the free world, and the future of humanity in general.so, inanutshell wrote:
I CAN SAY OR DO WHATEVER I WANT, BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!
I CAN FLIP-FLOP AT ANY TIME, BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!
YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, BUT IF I DISAGREE, THEN YOU'RE A SHITSTAINED DICKHEAD, AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO SPEAK ANYMORE, BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!
Anyone know where I can get a blue pill? La Gare, won't answer my emails.
I think Jay and Anne Snow would be a match made in heaven.
I am sooooo very sorry if you can't understand or appreciate my sarcastic facetiousness.
How did the conversation with the landlord go? How did you start it?
You: “I have something to tell you, but before I do can you promise to not be mad at the maid and to not fire her?”
Him: “Umm, ok, yea I promise.”
You: “I have something to tell you, but before I do can you promise to not be mad at the maid and to not fire her?”
Him: “Umm, ok, yea I promise.”
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Wow. What a tattletale. Do the two of you hold hands when you run?Miguelito wrote:violet wrote:You really do misread situations and peopleJayBoogie wrote:slavedog wrote:Hey you fucking simpleton, I'll have you know I've been up for an an hour and a half, walked my dogs, written several business emails, cooked breakfast and my staff are now loading my bike on my suv so I can go meet a friend and go on nice long ride in the country.
It was an "if the shoe fits" type of statement sir. Or do you consider yourself a shitstain? If it is any consolation, you seem like the least shittiest of them.
Slavedog, I think that’s a dig on you??
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Khmer440 regulars join the Charity Costume Hash House Harriers Fun Run 2018.violet wrote:Wow. What a tattletale. Do the two of you hold hands when you run?Miguelito wrote:violet wrote:You really do misread situations and peopleJayBoogie wrote:slavedog wrote:Hey you fucking simpleton, I'll have you know I've been up for an an hour and a half, walked my dogs, written several business emails, cooked breakfast and my staff are now loading my bike on my suv so I can go meet a friend and go on nice long ride in the country.
It was an "if the shoe fits" type of statement sir. Or do you consider yourself a shitstain? If it is any consolation, you seem like the least shittiest of them.
Slavedog, I think that’s a dig on you??
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Sponsored in part by Teletubby's new business venture,Playboy wrote:Khmer440 regulars join the Charity Costume Hash House Harriers Fun Run 2018.violet wrote:Wow. What a tattletale. Do the two of you hold hands when you run?Miguelito wrote:violet wrote:You really do misread situations and peopleJayBoogie wrote:slavedog wrote:Hey you fucking simpleton, I'll have you know I've been up for an an hour and a half, walked my dogs, written several business emails, cooked breakfast and my staff are now loading my bike on my suv so I can go meet a friend and go on nice long ride in the country.
It was an "if the shoe fits" type of statement sir. Or do you consider yourself a shitstain? If it is any consolation, you seem like the least shittiest of them.
Slavedog, I think that’s a dig on you??
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Only when we’re wearing our red dresses.violet wrote:Wow. What a tattletale. Do the two of you hold hands when you run?Miguelito wrote:violet wrote:You really do misread situations and peopleJayBoogie wrote:slavedog wrote:Hey you fucking simpleton, I'll have you know I've been up for an an hour and a half, walked my dogs, written several business emails, cooked breakfast and my staff are now loading my bike on my suv so I can go meet a friend and go on nice long ride in the country.
It was an "if the shoe fits" type of statement sir. Or do you consider yourself a shitstain? If it is any consolation, you seem like the least shittiest of them.
Slavedog, I think that’s a dig on you??
College women told to urinate or vomit to deter a rapist
https://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/20/just ... index.html
Maybe it took her awhile to remember her training.
https://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/20/just ... index.html
Maybe it took her awhile to remember her training.
Welcome to the club, shitstain!penhster wrote:College women told to urinate or vomit to deter a rapist
https://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/20/just ... index.html
Maybe it took her awhile to remember her training.
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Somebody missed their dose of Japanese porn (not that I would know what strange things those Japs invent)penhster wrote:College women told to urinate or vomit to deter a rapist
https://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/20/just ... index.html
Maybe it took her awhile to remember her training.
Well, let's put it like this; the OP puts 'the chicken' to shame as far as digging a hole goes. So that's quite something.horace wrote:Is it worth reading the twenty previous pages? I have the time as the heavens have opened here in Taiping.
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I like JayBoogie.
He seems a well rounded, considerate, self aware kind of guy.
I like how he humbly asks advice then does his own thing going against all the advice from the ‘shitstains’.
He really is an open book, sharing his fantasies and even describing his winkie to us in great girth, I mean depth.
Although I do fear Cambodia doesn’t have enough elephant statues to ‘fix’ the mistakes he is going to make.
He seems a well rounded, considerate, self aware kind of guy.
I like how he humbly asks advice then does his own thing going against all the advice from the ‘shitstains’.
He really is an open book, sharing his fantasies and even describing his winkie to us in great girth, I mean depth.
Although I do fear Cambodia doesn’t have enough elephant statues to ‘fix’ the mistakes he is going to make.