Special Deals for Stranded Expats ?
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I see that Pizza Company are cashing in on COVID19, with a two for one offer on it's new stuffed crust deepandemic
"Now, then, in order to understand white supremacy we must dismiss the notion that white people can give anybody their freedom." Stokely Carmichael
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are you this funny in real life?
you must have everyone you know in stitchers.
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quiet the humorist arent you Stokely.Stokely wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:02 pmThe only reason I get off my stool, is to get on your wife, after my African brothers of course.Dan Slaycool wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:52 amit took me a minit to get that.Stokely wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:49 amOr maybe it was their awkward reaction when they recognized her, and realized she was married.Dan Slaycool wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:51 am1 guy was sat with 3 men of nigerian decent who all stared at me and the wife as we walked in. maybe they never saw a white guy with a white women before but they were staring a lot.
tres hilarious Stokely you must be the fat fucker who sits at the end of the bar who thinks he is funny.
get back in your box when the grown ups are talking
the only stool you push in is your boyfriends.
dont for a second assume my wife is interesting in being pawed by your grubby mits, i think she would rather ride a tuktuk driver than you.
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Yes, but as an amateur Phnom Penh comedian, I like to tell jokes to my friends about the unemployed.Dan Slaycool wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:11 pmare you this funny in real life?
you must have everyone you know in stitchers.
Unfortunately, none of them work.....
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"Now, then, in order to understand white supremacy we must dismiss the notion that white people can give anybody their freedom." Stokely Carmichael
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serious question is there any comedy nights in this city?
I could do with a laugh..
I could do with a laugh..
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Don''t worry Migs. There's no way this fuckers going to catch COVID19.
When he goes out, I doubt he gives anyone else time to open their mouths.
When he goes out, I doubt he gives anyone else time to open their mouths.
"Now, then, in order to understand white supremacy we must dismiss the notion that white people can give anybody their freedom." Stokely Carmichael
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I took your advise and took a walk to the box office. actually its not that far from where we are staying.
fuck my life i wish we hadnt
firstly it is situalted on the smallest darkest streets I have walked down in this city the missis was righly scarred to go down there thinking you were setting us up on some wiled duck chase or something nuts.
anyway as we walked up this fucking dark and shit smelling street there was no sign of life until we stumbled across this poncy little place full of Cambodias and a few fat fucking sweaty expat teachers outside. i can only assume you and some of the others were in that mix.
the expats said something about fucking tourists as we walked past. we ignored them. they all looked like scruffy fuckers.
we went in to be greated by possibly the fattest Cambodia women I have ever seen. she was clearly drunk an hd been gorging herself on some fucking turtle or tortoise or something and some foul smelling vegetables which smelt like the cunt of 4 day dead tuna which was left on the table. If that is what you call western food you are here too long
the prices here are disgusting. $5.50 for a fucking beer. fuck off.
They then offered me some free Durry-yen (?) beer which smelt like a rotting dead body. i couldnt drink the shit.
theonly decent thing about this place is the toilet which is nice. fuck the rest of it.
oh and it is clearly a place for fucking nonces with the photos of Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris on the wall. they must be the heros.
if this is what you think is a good bar then you guys need to fucking rethink your lives in this country.
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Were you that skinny guy with glasses that wandered in, smelling of stale urine and cabbage, looking like your mother still dressed you ?
Or was that your wife ??
Or was that your wife ??
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"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
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so you must be one of the hopless sacks of flesh sat outside smoking your cheap ciggies and lughing like drains we walked past.
life doesnt seem that great to you all if that is the best bar you can afford to sit outside
anyway you are welcome to the place we will find somewhere new
theg wife leaves tomorrow for the uk leaving me to my own devises until the next wave of flights comes though but even in my despeate state to talk to fellow brits i will give you feckers the wide swerve
life doesnt seem that great to you all if that is the best bar you can afford to sit outside
anyway you are welcome to the place we will find somewhere new
theg wife leaves tomorrow for the uk leaving me to my own devises until the next wave of flights comes though but even in my despeate state to talk to fellow brits i will give you feckers the wide swerve
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So that is a yes on you being that skinny guy with glasses that wandered in, smelling of stale urine and cabbage, looking like your mother still dressed you
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
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you must have been the screamingly gay gray haired nonce in the comedy t-shirt
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No, he's American.Dan Slaycool wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:39 amyou must have been the screamingly gay gray haired nonce in the comedy t-shirt
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Dan Slaycool wrote: ↑Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:43 amgorging herself on some fucking turtle or tortoise or something and some foul smelling vegetables which smelt like the cunt of 4 day dead tuna
Hahaha oh lord. Quality.
#440throwbackthursday
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Haha - my money’s on Playboy
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