So, K440, who thinks they are tough?
I think I could put Cameron on his arse, and his knob bunny Blair, probably in one punch.
Angela Merkel, not so much, she's a woman of course, a fine example of a German frauline, so she don't count.
Obama? Well he aint exactly Harrison Ford in the movies is he? Reckons I could put him dowm no problem.
But what about the real contenders? Two Jabs Prescott for example, former army boxing champ, doesn't take kindly to eggs in the head in Rhyl (who would?)
And let's not forget North Korea's finest Mr Jong Ill or whatever his name is, he once went 27 rounds with Rocky Marciano within 4 minutes in the 1920s'.
But can any of you all really put your hand on your heart and say that you could have Mr Putin in a fight? I can, but then I am as hard as nails and completely bonkers. But who else here can honestly say they could have Putin in a fight? Or if not, which leaders do you think you could have? I'll be interested to see who reckons they can take on Prescott.
How many world leaders could you have in a fight?
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In the blue corner, I'd have Norman Tebbit (The Chingford Skinhead) v in the red corner, the late great Willie Hamilton.
I'd just be the ref, though! I reckon the beast of Bolsover, Dennis Skinner, would sort 'em both out.
I'd just be the ref, though! I reckon the beast of Bolsover, Dennis Skinner, would sort 'em both out.
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if I was gunna pick a champ, I think you would have to go pretty far to beat Two Jabs Prescott, did you see the way he despatched that egg thrower? But even he would have his work cut out against Mr Putin, definitely the hardest politician on the planet.
Hard men? I know it's all fancy dress these days but Putin at least looks like he stays in shape and he is former KGB. I doubt there's many on this board, and certainly not me, who'd survive a punch up with that guy.
Yeah, so no contenders worldwide, anywhere who any of you all reckon could have Putin in a fight??
Two Jabs Prescott might stand a chance, if he didn't fall over all the time.
No one anywhere? He'd batter Trump I think. What about them koreans who are always kicking off in parleyament ?
Okay, well I guess Mr putin is the undisputed king of the politicians...
Wait , hold on a minute, what about Boris Jonson, sure he would be game enough, but would he have the skills?
Two Jabs Prescott might stand a chance, if he didn't fall over all the time.
No one anywhere? He'd batter Trump I think. What about them koreans who are always kicking off in parleyament ?
Okay, well I guess Mr putin is the undisputed king of the politicians...
Wait , hold on a minute, what about Boris Jonson, sure he would be game enough, but would he have the skills?
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Considering one would probably die of polonium poisoning before one could make a fist towards Putin, I will pass on this one.
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That Canadian kid.. he actually looks ok and I don't give any kind of fucks about Canadian Politics (not sure if that is actually a real thing or not).. but yeah, he looks a soft cunt so I would definitely piss on his chips..
On the flipside I would have loved a blowie off, of Yingluck Shinawatshername of Thailand.
Or Mo Mowlem back in the day.
On the flipside I would have loved a blowie off, of Yingluck Shinawatshername of Thailand.
Or Mo Mowlem back in the day.
Yeah, Justin, he's just not ready, at least that was what his opposition's advertising campaign that elected him would have you believe. Kinnock, now he was full of hot air.
Jimmy Carter, sounds like a boxer, but lets get real, Maggie Thatcher v Angela Merkel only one winner, the Iron Lady.
Indira Gandhi, that bird with the shoes from the Phillipines, whatsherface from Ireland, Nicola bloody Sturgeon, Maggie from Grantham would have knocked the fuck out of all of Yous without even breaking a sweat
Jimmy Carter, sounds like a boxer, but lets get real, Maggie Thatcher v Angela Merkel only one winner, the Iron Lady.
Indira Gandhi, that bird with the shoes from the Phillipines, whatsherface from Ireland, Nicola bloody Sturgeon, Maggie from Grantham would have knocked the fuck out of all of Yous without even breaking a sweat
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I'd fancy my chances against Robert Mugabe, at 91 he's lost a bit of speed around the ring.
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