Well, ya....1984 wrote:I was talking about stuffing her tits.
Brangelina no more
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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I would imagine Brad Pitt isn't too happy about this. Actually, he's not feeling pretty Jolie anymore.
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
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Adoption of a few little under nourished rice wogs in deepest darkest Battambang on the cards then?
Sort of like when broken hearted Bridget Jones binges on an enormous tub of ice cream.
All by myself, don't wanna be....
Sort of like when broken hearted Bridget Jones binges on an enormous tub of ice cream.
All by myself, don't wanna be....
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
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Maybe she will take up residence back here, at her property up North?
I'm gonna go 'hang out' up there then, maybe she will discover my obvious talents,
which I think are better than Brad's actually,
That'd be so awesome.
I'm gonna go 'hang out' up there then, maybe she will discover my obvious talents,
which I think are better than Brad's actually,
That'd be so awesome.
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She said she will be back soonish to hang out under the radar up at her place. I plan on a nice visit.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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I'm just gonna hang out at the Red Piano and drink Tomb Raider cocktails, she's bound to show up there to have one herself probably, since she invented it. I might just break into singing a song for her, right there and then, Marlon Brando style.
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^^ good suggestion. I'll watch it again this evening.
I'll try not to imagine you peering over my shoulder as I do.
I'll try not to imagine you peering over my shoulder as I do.
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.
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violet wrote:^^ good suggestion. I'll watch it again this evening.
I'll try not to imagine you peering over my shoulder as I do.
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
Seems he gave the little rice wog a slapping on the lear jet....
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/ce ... bf1957f522
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/ce ... bf1957f522
Rated R for Ricecakes