Tiger Woods arrested for DUI in Florida
He looks exhausted and drained. Banging all those white women must be taking its toll on him.
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Prescriptions for oxy are easily obtainable in Florida, aren't they gavinmac?Tiger or his publicist wrote: I understand the severity of what I did and take full responsibility for my actions. I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn't realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly.
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Well, the Florida thing makes it a lock now, Tiger will be a burnout in the KoW shortly.
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I abhor people who drink and drive and get caught.
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For me that's the best celeb mugshot since Hugh Grant's Sunset Boulevard blow job arrest.
You can rely on Tiger to play the alcohol equivalent of Clinton's I never had sex with that woman, he's got his sponsors to think about after all.
From a purely golfing equivalent the guy is finished competing at the highest level, sure he'll always pick up a million for a bounce match with rich individuals or corporates or a lower level tournament wanting a headliner, but for what matters to him it's all over and he can't accept it.
" The Big Miss " by Hank Haney one of his former coaches is a good read and insight into the guy, his upbringing and flawed personality traits.
You can rely on Tiger to play the alcohol equivalent of Clinton's I never had sex with that woman, he's got his sponsors to think about after all.
From a purely golfing equivalent the guy is finished competing at the highest level, sure he'll always pick up a million for a bounce match with rich individuals or corporates or a lower level tournament wanting a headliner, but for what matters to him it's all over and he can't accept it.
" The Big Miss " by Hank Haney one of his former coaches is a good read and insight into the guy, his upbringing and flawed personality traits.
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Reports say that police saw him driving erratically and pulled him over and smelled alcohol and Woods refused a breathalyzer test.
http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/29/tiger-woo ... d-for-dui/
I wonder if the police drew blood. I would expect them to but I don't know how things work in Florida.
Apparently Woods' representatives have repeatedly called the police to ask if the officers were wearing cameras. I would expect either body cams or a dash cam video of the incident.
http://nypost.com/2017/05/29/tiger-wood ... n-florida/
http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/29/tiger-woo ... d-for-dui/
I wonder if the police drew blood. I would expect them to but I don't know how things work in Florida.
Apparently Woods' representatives have repeatedly called the police to ask if the officers were wearing cameras. I would expect either body cams or a dash cam video of the incident.
http://nypost.com/2017/05/29/tiger-wood ... n-florida/
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Seems a good time for a Bill Burr on Tiger Woods recap
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They say the dash cam video should be released tomorrow.
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I'm very cynical when it comes to Woods and his PR machine that has managed to stifle any negative stories over the years with legal threats etc. So they are wanting to know how far they can limit the damage on this one as regards to finding out what the police have and what they can then deny.gavinmac wrote: Apparently Woods' representatives have repeatedly called the police to ask if the officers were wearing cameras. I would expect either body cams or a dash cam video of the incident.
http://nypost.com/2017/05/29/tiger-wood ... n-florida/
Could all be innocent of course and his steroid & viagra hair tonic chaser upset his bearings.
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Does it matter? The guy has been irrelevant in world golf for a decade and lost all his sponsorships a long time ago.
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