Bear Vs Shark
My soon to be EX wife could make both of them crawl up there own arse just by explaining to them - they are wrong, they were born wrong, they will die wrong - they are just simply wrong and life as we know it does not exist unless she says it exists.
If only she hadn't spent my life savings- I'd be back in Camb now.!!!
But I could be wrong in my opinion of her, I must ask her later today....
If only she hadn't spent my life savings- I'd be back in Camb now.!!!
But I could be wrong in my opinion of her, I must ask her later today....
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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Yeah, I do, bears are cute little poofs for children to cuddle with. Sharks are menacing renders of flesh that can swallow a man whole.englishteacherwhy wrote:Winne the Poo ... Bear
Big Friendly Ben....Bear
Baloo....Bear
Gummibears....Bear(s)
Carebears....Bear(s)
Paddington....Bear
Pudsey....Bear
Rupert...Bear
Superted....Bear
Jaws...Shark
See a pattern emerging here?
Shark!
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Bump for the Great White 'bear-killer' Shark
Bump for the Great White 'bear-killer' Shark
Bump for the Great White 'bear-killer' Shark
Bump for the Great White 'bear-killer' Shark
Bump for the Great White 'bear-killer' Shark
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"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
I know who will make the first killing....the company that sold the custard! The shark would die from lack of oxygen and couldn't smell it's prey. The bear wouldn't be able to spot the shark through the custard, and would probably find the custard quite tasty anyhow....that leaves Gary Gygax....mmmm....the jury is still out on this one...
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what would you rather be killed/eaten by, a crocodile or shark?
which would be less savage?
which would be less savage?
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i've asked a lot of people that question in the last few years, theres never an easy option
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