Bullet proof breast
Bullet proof breast
Breast implants can slow bullets, study proves https://www.rt.com/viral/396443-breast- ... w-bullets/
Boobies!
Boobies!
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Mmmm...bullet proof boobs....
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
- violet
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Felgerkarb wrote:Mmmm...bullet proof boobs....
isn't that what yours are? I imagine 6 bullets fired at your chest and you nonchalantly twitching your pecs to divert them back at the shooter
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.
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violet wrote:Felgerkarb wrote:Mmmm...bullet proof boobs....
isn't that what yours are? I imagine 6 bullets fired at your chest and you nonchalantly twitching your pecs to divert them back at the shooter
Hahahaha! Thanks, v. Not quite that tough....yet.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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No white man hides himself in the wilderness without a reason
I am particularly offended by the double insert Khmer Bra.
It's like opening a box of chocolates which then exposes a wonder of possible experiences.
You then unwrap the chocolate of your choice only to find there is nothing beneath the wrapper.
It's like opening a box of chocolates which then exposes a wonder of possible experiences.
You then unwrap the chocolate of your choice only to find there is nothing beneath the wrapper.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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Almost got to test my pecs versus bullets last night. Fucking punks.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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Ah! Cmon! Do tell.Felgerkarb wrote:Almost got to test my pecs versus bullets last night. Fucking punks.
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That's one of the disadvantages of looking like the HulkTM. Nobody is gonna come at you with a stick.Felgerkarb wrote:Almost got to test my pecs versus bullets last night. Fucking punks.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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Few punks in VIP tagged shitbox of a Camry tried to ram our motorcycle because they were important. When it was quickly demonstrated that they were about to get stomped into hamburger, one pussy already being dropped in seconds, the driver with the grace of a drunk elephant brandished a pistol. We walked away despite orders to drop on the ground and beg. They chased us with such drunken precision that they were quickly lost on the busy Friday nighttime streets.
Morticia was not present but said later that drunk Khmer men are "such assholes". She was as always unconcerned by the incident.
Same piece of shit gun type I had fired at me years back. Standard street punk gun. 9mm short commie burner
Morticia was not present but said later that drunk Khmer men are "such assholes". She was as always unconcerned by the incident.
Same piece of shit gun type I had fired at me years back. Standard street punk gun. 9mm short commie burner
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
You can't have two shells around your neck. That would be so blasé.
Sweet.
Sweet.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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its ok, you will only be 20% less dead if someone shoots you in the boob
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