http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150An internet "prankster" had to be freed by firefighters after cementing his head inside a microwave oven.
West Midlands Fire Service said it took an hour to free the man after they were called to a house in Fordhouses, Wolverhampton.
Friends had managed to feed an air tube into the 22-year-old's mouth to help him breathe, the service said.
Watch Commander Shaun Dakin said the man "could quite easily have suffocated or have been seriously injured".
The fire service said the mixture had been poured around the man's head, which was protected by a plastic bag
Mr Dakin said: "He and a group of friends had mixed seven bags of Polyfilla which they then poured around his head, which was protected by a plastic bag inside the microwave.
"The oven was being used as a mould and wasn't plugged in. The mixture quickly set hard and, by the time we were called, they'd already been trying to free him for an hour and a half."
Crews from the technical rescue team helped with taking the microwave apart, he added.
"It took us nearly an hour to free him," added Mr Dakin.
"All of the group involved were very apologetic, but this was clearly a call-out which might have prevented us from helping someone else in genuine, accidental need."
Meanwhile, in England, a man cements a microwave to his head.
Meanwhile, in England, a man cements a microwave to his head.
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One hopes that the idiot not only gets a heft fine, but also has to cover all the expense of an unnecessary trip by the fire department.
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The chav porridge-muncher was defending his actions today.
Not sure which are worse, bogans or porridge-monkeys.
Not sure which are worse, bogans or porridge-monkeys.
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How does one defend that? In all reality he should have made the Darwin awards.son of vladimir wrote:The chav porridge-muncher was defending his actions today.
Not sure which are worse, bogans or porridge-monkeys.
"I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes."
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The emergency services complained, saying he was using valuable resources that could be used to help people in real need.
The retard said 'What bout drunk drivers'?
The logic is scary.
Hopefully, next time it will be a gas oven.
The retard said 'What bout drunk drivers'?
The logic is scary.
Hopefully, next time it will be a gas oven.
WIth some luck, he won't reproduce!
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He probably misread a GQ article on how to get quick, hot head.
I believe he's what's known as a daft or possibly dozy cunt in the UK.
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Probably right. I think he beats Jeff.ricecakes wrote:I believe he's what's known as a daft or possibly dozy cunt in the UK.
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Plugging it in and switching it on would have been the best response.
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